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Title: totally stuffed
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 01 March 2012, 23:05:36
 Just in from taking wifey out for a meal...one of those eat as much as you like chinese

2 x seaweed
1 x hot sour soup
1 x chickem sweet corn soup
1 x satay chicken
1 x chicken parcels
1 x ribs
1 x crsipy duck
1 x egg fried rice
1 x sweet sour chicken
1 x sweet sour pork
1 x beef ginger spring onions
2 x coke
1 x orange juice

and thast just what i had fat bugger look like the michelin man now cant belive how much i have eaten .was good food too but totally stuffed now :( :( cant move even my fingers feel fat  ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: Lazydocker on 01 March 2012, 23:08:51
Fatty! ::) :D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: albitz on 01 March 2012, 23:11:43
who ate all the pies/seaweed/chicken/duck/rice/pork/beef..................................
YOU FAT BASTARD. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry Paul,couldnt resist. ::) :D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 01 March 2012, 23:18:08
pmsl,,,,,,,,,,,,,, oh dont make me laugh it bloody hurts.........to top it all its quite windy here as well........so much for an evening or lurvvvvvvvv on our aniversary
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: The Red Baron on 01 March 2012, 23:20:12
pmsl,,,,,,,,,,,,,, oh dont make me laugh it bloody hurts.........to top it all its quite windy here as well........so much for an evening or lurvvvvvvvv on our aniversary

it bloomin will be in the morning. :D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: tidla on 01 March 2012, 23:22:48
(http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k536/tidla1/19818_1249_2_lg.jpg)

I did ner have any corn!

oh, you did ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: Vamps on 01 March 2012, 23:24:01
Miss Vamps loves going to our localish one, she can eat what she likes and loves the seaweed... :D :D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: dbug on 01 March 2012, 23:32:21
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I did ner have any corn!

oh, you did ;D

Jesus that's some woman?? :o
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: henryd on 01 March 2012, 23:48:32
Just in from taking wifey out for a meal...one of those eat as much as you like chinese

2 x seaweed
1 x hot sour soup
1 x chickem sweet corn soup
1 x satay chicken
1 x chicken parcels
1 x ribs
1 x crsipy duck
1 x egg fried rice
1 x sweet sour chicken
1 x sweet sour pork
1 x beef ginger spring onions
2 x coke
1 x orange juice

and thast just what i had fat bugger look like the michelin man now cant belive how much i have eaten .was good food too but totally stuffed now :( :( cant move even my fingers feel fat  ;D

wasn't the Oriental buffet in Folkstone was it,father in law lives there and we visit when we can :y
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: MaxV6 on 01 March 2012, 23:52:54
so,  too full to shag now then?    tactical fail !! :y
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: Gaffers on 02 March 2012, 07:14:36
Instead of Paul we should call you salad dodger  ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: Del Boy on 02 March 2012, 08:04:51
Just in from taking wifey out for a meal...one of those eat as much as you like chinese

2 x seaweed
1 x hot sour soup
1 x chickem sweet corn soup
1 x satay chicken
1 x chicken parcels
1 x ribs
1 x crsipy duck
1 x egg fried rice
1 x sweet sour chicken
1 x sweet sour pork
1 x beef ginger spring onions
2 x coke
1 x orange juice

and thast just what i had fat bugger look like the michelin man now cant belive how much i have eaten .was good food too but totally stuffed now :( :( cant move even my fingers feel fat  ;D

wasn't the Oriental buffet in Folkstone was it,father in law lives there and we visit when we can :y

It's lovely the one in Folkestone, as is Yeungs in Ashford  :-*
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: henryd on 02 March 2012, 08:59:50
Just in from taking wifey out for a meal...one of those eat as much as you like chinese

2 x seaweed
1 x hot sour soup
1 x chickem sweet corn soup
1 x satay chicken
1 x chicken parcels
1 x ribs
1 x crsipy duck
1 x egg fried rice
1 x sweet sour chicken
1 x sweet sour pork
1 x beef ginger spring onions
2 x coke
1 x orange juice

and thast just what i had fat bugger look like the michelin man now cant belive how much i have eaten .was good food too but totally stuffed now :( :( cant move even my fingers feel fat  ;D

wasn't the Oriental buffet in Folkstone was it,father in law lives there and we visit when we can :y

It's lovely the one in Folkestone, as is Yeungs in Ashford  :-*

Trouble is I always eat twice to much when I go there,but I look forward to going back :y :y
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 02 March 2012, 09:24:10
morning all dont talk about food as nice as it was still wobbling around a bit like mr blobby

thought i had this dream last night of this georgeous woman flashing some very nice underwear at me in stocings mmmmmmmmm

was no dream was wifey trying to get me to wake up and come to bed :( :( oh dear should have saved some room for dessert me thinks or made a pig of myself after the meal

oink oink

never mind got the mother in laws today oh i cant wait  ::) at least i get to take the miggy for a good spin :y
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: tigers_gonads on 02 March 2012, 11:29:26
Have you tried this website     ;D  ;D

www.youfatbastard.org

Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 02 March 2012, 11:36:44
 ;D ;D ;D ;D thats not funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: ozzycat on 02 March 2012, 12:55:31
 :D :D what did you have for main corse ::) ::)
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: TheBoy on 02 March 2012, 17:02:58
She did me steak and chips last night. Not had steak for ages.
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: Tony H on 02 March 2012, 17:54:15
Miss Vamps loves going to our localish one, she can eat what she likes and loves the seaweed... :D :D

It's always puzzled me how the hell from a trading standards point of veiw Chinese restaurants and takeaways get away with describing deep fried spring greens as seaweed  :-\
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: Rods2 on 02 March 2012, 18:00:42
The same way as they describe cat meat as chicken.  ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: Tony H on 02 March 2012, 19:12:18
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: millwall on 02 March 2012, 23:22:05
and for the record paul you was a fat tinker before the chinky ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: feeutfo on 02 March 2012, 23:24:57
She did me steak and chips last night. Not had steak for ages.
Every night she asks me, what do you want for tea? Answer is always steak and chips. Always!
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: feeutfo on 02 March 2012, 23:25:21
Just in from taking wifey out for a meal...one of those eat as much as you like chinese

2 x seaweed
1 x hot sour soup
1 x chickem sweet corn soup
1 x satay chicken
1 x chicken parcels
1 x ribs
1 x crsipy duck
1 x egg fried rice
1 x sweet sour chicken
1 x sweet sour pork
1 x beef ginger spring onions
2 x coke
1 x orange juice

and thast just what i had fat bugger look like the michelin man now cant belive how much i have eaten .was good food too but totally stuffed now :( :( cant move even my fingers feel fat  ;D
Lightweight! ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 02 March 2012, 23:26:11
and for the record paul you was a fat tinker before the chinky ;D ;D :y

i thought you were leaving bigballs :-* ;D ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: millwall on 02 March 2012, 23:26:55
Just in from taking wifey out for a meal...one of those eat as much as you like chinese

2 x seaweed
1 x hot sour soup
1 x chickem sweet corn soup
1 x satay chicken
1 x chicken parcels
1 x ribs
1 x crsipy duck
1 x egg fried rice
1 x sweet sour chicken
1 x sweet sour pork
1 x beef ginger spring onions
2 x coke
1 x orange juice

and thast just what i had fat bugger look like the michelin man now cant belive how much i have eaten .was good food too but totally stuffed now :( :( cant move even my fingers feel fat  ;D
Lightweight! ;D

paul isnt a lightweight that was his breakfast ;D ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: hercules on 02 March 2012, 23:27:16
i used to go to pizza buffet,s and when id done i needed breathing apparatus  ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: millwall on 02 March 2012, 23:27:29
and for the record paul you was a fat tinker before the chinky ;D ;D :y

i thought you were leaving bigballs :-* ;D ;D
how could i leave you ;)
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: hercules on 02 March 2012, 23:29:25
i would love a go at this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093449/The-REALLY-big-breakfast-6-000-calorie-fry-slammed-health-campaigners--hit-diners.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093449/The-REALLY-big-breakfast-6-000-calorie-fry-slammed-health-campaigners--hit-diners.html)
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: aaronjb on 02 March 2012, 23:31:24
i used to go to pizza buffet,s and when id done i needed breathing apparatus  ;D

First time I read that I thought it said "breathing asparagus"..  ??? I must need glasses! ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 02 March 2012, 23:34:20
and for the record paul you was a fat tinker before the chinky ;D ;D :y

i thought you were leaving bigballs :-* ;D ;D
how could i leave you ;)

wish you would you and your rather horse :-* hey you never told me what you though of your song lover ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: millwall on 02 March 2012, 23:35:38
now you lost me what song
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 02 March 2012, 23:37:18
see i try to insult you and you dont even have the good manners to read ffs. ;D..........it on the i am back post
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: millwall on 02 March 2012, 23:37:57
 ;D ;D ;D just see it ;D 
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 02 March 2012, 23:40:35
;D ;D ;D just see it ;D

well that took a while might as well talk to the wall at times better rather looking ;D ;D
Title: Re: totally stuffed
Post by: millwall on 02 March 2012, 23:43:45
;D ;D ;D just see it ;D

well that took a while might as well talk to the wall at times better rather looking ;D ;D

you are thicko millWALL ;D