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Title: Bloody typical....
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 06 March 2012, 20:28:35
....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: waspy on 06 March 2012, 20:30:44
Stick her in the seat with a towel on her head :y
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: TheBoy on 06 March 2012, 20:31:25
....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 06 March 2012, 20:35:01
....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: tidla on 06 March 2012, 20:35:11
Im sure you will think of something...

(http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k536/tidla1/Goodwood-Mr-Bean-210909-d-gmc-.jpg)
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 06 March 2012, 20:41:59
Hmmm, now wheres my acro prop.
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: tidla on 06 March 2012, 21:11:38
any suggestions how to get an injector out of a merc vito suffering from the black death?
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: TheBoy on 06 March 2012, 21:12:49
....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 March 2012, 21:18:25
....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D

I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: TheBoy on 06 March 2012, 21:20:26
....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D

I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
He never fails to surprise me ;D
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Gaffers on 06 March 2012, 21:21:33
....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D

I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
He never fails to surprise me ;D

We could have a sub-section in the maint guides titled 'This is how Tunnie does it....'
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 March 2012, 21:22:39
....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!
Thats why the dear lord invented Eezibleeds

And 30 years ago an easibleed kit might have come with a cap big enough to fit this 50's technology!  :P ....sadly my more modern variant does not  >:(
/tunnie mode on

Gaffer tape the cap on

;D

I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
He never fails to surprise me ;D

We could have a sub-section in the maint guides titled 'This is how Tunnie does it....'

Tunnies Tips ;D
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: STMO123 on 06 March 2012, 21:23:57
This is how Tunnie does it?
 
Tunnies tip?
 
James will be embarrassed..... ;D
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Amigo on 06 March 2012, 21:26:09
....the one night I need er-indoors to do something and shes washing her hair.

I want to finish this dam series 3 Land Rover's brakes and need somebody to operate the pedal so I can bleed them!

  Bleedin' brakes!!!! ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 06 March 2012, 21:44:23
any suggestions how to get an injector out of a merc vito suffering from the black death?

Usual trick is diesel or plus gas around them and get them hot.......but you need to scrape all the carbon and crap out first......is it leaking by any chance!
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Martian on 06 March 2012, 21:53:02
I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
He never fails to surprise me ;D
Tunnie can come & work for us.
This is how we fixed the site kettle after the auto shutoff switch failed (the nail was used after the PVC tape went soggy)  ;D

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7179/6813887648_a4abe3f630.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/61913998@N03/6813887648/)
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: ozzycat on 06 March 2012, 23:26:13
I remember the crocodile clip on the battery and gaffer taping the wire along the wing to power a stereo when he drove up to the Lakes in his Senator, that was class ;D ;D
He never fails to surprise me ;D
Tunnie can come & work for us.
This is how we fixed the site kettle after the auto shutoff switch failed (the nail was used after the PVC tape went soggy)  ;D

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7179/6813887648_a4abe3f630.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/61913998@N03/6813887648/)
:D :Dbugger ::) ::)
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: tunnie on 06 March 2012, 23:34:37
Senator wiring did not look great, but it worked!

Worked all the way around Europe too!  ;D

Gaffer tape rocks!  :D
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Kevin Wood on 07 March 2012, 09:27:52
Senator wiring did not look great, but it worked!

Worked all the way around Europe too!  ;D

Gaffer tape rocks!  :D

It's just a good job rust isn't that conductive. ;D
Title: Re: Bloody typical....
Post by: Martian on 07 March 2012, 11:26:00
Senator wiring did not look great, but it worked!

Worked all the way around Europe too!  ;D

Gaffer tape rocks!  :D

It's just a good job rust isn't that conductive. ;D
My mate Gaz (business partner) would beg to differ with you on that one, he tried to pull the nail out to switch the kettle off once it had boiled and was promptly reminded that it was live because I had hammered it straight through the switch  ;D