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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Del Boy on 08 March 2012, 18:36:10
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Traffic Wardens >:( >:( >:(
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I guess you've been given a ticket :-[
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Traffic Wardens >:( >:( >:(
Don't tell me the ungrateful bugger damaged the front spoiler as you mowed him down Del :o ;D ;)
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Traffic Wardens >:( >:( >:(
Just doin my job Guvnor ;D
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Two bloody minutes! And it was outside my own house >:( >:(
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i hate clarkson with a vengance >:( >:( >:(
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i hate clarkson with a vengance >:( >:( >:(
Very relevant there Bigyin :y
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I hate that "through the key hole" twonk!
Sorry best I could do. ;D
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I hate that "through the key hole" twonk!
Sorry best I could do. ;D
I hate everybody. I think that about covers it.
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I hate that "through the key hole" twonk!
Sorry best I could do. ;D
I hate everybody. I think that about covers it.
You're vile, abnocious, crude, rude, but occassionaly, make me smile ;)
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Well STMO makes me laugh all the time , he's a great guy :y
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I hate that "through the key hole" twonk!
Sorry best I could do. ;D
I hate everybody. I think that about covers it.
You're vile, abnocious, crude, rude, but occassionaly, make me smile ;)
I'm occasionally obnoxious as well. ;D
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Well STMO makes me laugh all the time , he's a great guy :y
Maria, I've just met a girl called Maria....Oh, we did that the other night didn't we darlin. :-* :-* :-*
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I hate everybody. I think that about covers it.
It just saves time!
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Well STMO makes me laugh all the time , he's a great guy :y
Maria, I've just met a girl called Maria....Oh, we did that the other night didn't we darlin. :-* :-* :-*
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Yes we did hunnie and it was good ;) :-* :-*
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Well STMO makes me laugh all the time , he's a great guy :y
Maria, I've just met a girl called Maria....Oh, we did that the other night didn't we darlin. :-* :-* :-*
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Yes we did hunnie and it was good ;) :-* :-*
Darh what >:( >:( >:( ;D
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Well STMO makes me laugh all the time , he's a great guy :y
Maria, I've just met a girl called Maria....Oh, we did that the other night didn't we darlin. :-* :-* :-*
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Yes we did hunnie and it was good ;) :-* :-*
Darh what >:( >:( >:( ;D
Ah are you jealous there babe cause no need to be , Still loves you :-* :-* :-*
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I parked up at 13:16, go indoors, he writes my number plate down 20 seconds after I go in, I leave at 13:19, come back at 15:14, he clocks my car at 15:22 writes the ticket out and that's that.
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I parked up at 13:16, go indoors, he writes my number plate down 20 seconds after I go in, I leave at 13:19, come back at 15:14, he clocks my car at 15:22 writes the ticket out and that's that.
So he's saying you were there from 13:16 till 15:22?
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I parked up at 13:16, go indoors, he writes my number plate down 20 seconds after I go in, I leave at 13:19, come back at 15:14, he clocks my car at 15:22 writes the ticket out and that's that.
So he's saying you were there from 13:16 till 15:22?
You get two hours parking, and No return within four hours, so it's my own fault, but I hate the fact I was there for three minutes, then parked back up and was there for 8 minutes and got a ticket, especially considering I was off out again as well. That's only half the story >:(
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Jeremy Kyle. >:( >:( >:( sanctimonious little shit.
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I parked up at 13:16, go indoors, he writes my number plate down 20 seconds after I go in, I leave at 13:19, come back at 15:14, he clocks my car at 15:22 writes the ticket out and that's that.
So he's saying you were there from 13:16 till 15:22?
You get two hours parking, and No return within four hours, so it's my own fault, but I hate the fact I was there for three minutes, then parked back up and was there for 8 minutes and got a ticket, especially considering I was off out again as well. That's only half the story >:(
Got yer by the short'n'curlies mate.
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I parked up at 13:16, go indoors, he writes my number plate down 20 seconds after I go in, I leave at 13:19, come back at 15:14, he clocks my car at 15:22 writes the ticket out and that's that.
So he's saying you were there from 13:16 till 15:22?
You get two hours parking, and No return within four hours, so it's my own fault, but I hate the fact I was there for three minutes, then parked back up and was there for 8 minutes and got a ticket, especially considering I was off out again as well. That's only half the story >:(
Got yer by the short'n'curlies mate.
Very short in your case.
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Gutted for you Del, even if you're 'banged to rights' mate this parking malarkey is a major p*ss take right across the Country :(
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Gutted for you Del, even if you're 'banged to rights' mate this parking malarkey is a major p*ss take right across the Country :(
£25 more revenue for the council to make another building round in this poxy hole of a town.
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i had the police come to the job i was on today to ask me to move my van becuase some knob complained becuase i was near a junction....not that near probably the same plonker that parks thier cars in front of the house i am working in so i cant get the van anywhere near it......the copper said i could park in front of thier drive as they did not have a drop kerb ;) ;) ;D ;D what could i do but follow the advice given
least he did not just book me and took a view on it all :y
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i had the police come to the job i was on today to ask me to move my van becuase some knob complained becuase i was near a junction....not that near probably the same plonker that parks thier cars in front of the house i am working in so i cant get the van anywhere near it......the copper said i could park in front of thier drive as they did not have a drop kerb ;) ;) ;D ;D what could i do but follow the advice given
least he did not just book me and took a view on it all :y
I did that once, had a row along the lines of "it's legal, if your too tight to pay for a drop kerb that's your problem", and strangely my car had a fresh scratch down one side about a week later. >:( >:(
Be careful
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Find the warden take him out and shoot him in front of his family :y ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Find the warden take him out and shoot him in front of his family :y ;D ;D ;D
Did you see JC on Sunday?
"Ofcom are nice sensible people"
Genius
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPIr46MLZag (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPIr46MLZag) ;D
NWS, obviously. ::)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPIr46MLZag (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPIr46MLZag) ;D
NWS, obviously. ::)
;D ;D ;D
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Mashed potato, semolina and rice pudding. :-X
No use, just thrown up thinking about them.... :'(
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Mashed potato, semolina and rice pudding. :-X
No use, just thrown up thinking about them.... :'(
Mm throw all of them in a dish and cook at 180 for 30 min's till golden brown , finish with brown sauce topping :P
HORLICKS / OVALTINE yuk >:(
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Mashed potato, semolina and rice pudding. :-X
No use, just thrown up thinking about them.... :'(
OM NOM NOM. I'm sure semolina is the reason I'm fat - nobody else at primary school would eat it, but I loved the stuff ;D ;D