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Title: Random thought thread
Post by: Varche on 13 March 2012, 09:26:32
We all know Britain once had a mighty Empire but what was the name of the Emperor? ;D ;D
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Post by: Terbs on 13 March 2012, 10:06:24
I thought Victoria was 'The Empress' :)
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Post by: mantahatch on 13 March 2012, 10:45:59
It is a statistically proven fact that every body who died was at one time alive. Therefore the greatest killer on this planet is life.

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Post by: Varche on 13 March 2012, 12:17:42
Is Ed Shearan Prince Harrys stage name?
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Post by: Rods2 on 13 March 2012, 23:23:03
How random is a random number?
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Post by: Rods2 on 13 March 2012, 23:25:06
Why does grass grow from the bottom and plants from the top?
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Post by: Dr_X on 13 March 2012, 23:31:22
Why am I reading this thread?? ;D
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Post by: doz on 13 March 2012, 23:31:42
Why is it every time you dial a wrong number somebody always answers?
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Post by: Andys VXR on 14 March 2012, 00:32:41
I was dreaming i was awake but when i woke up i found my self asleep.    If bottled water came from a natural spring why has it got a use by date on it. 
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Post by: dbug on 14 March 2012, 00:36:18
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. :o
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Post by: dbug on 14 March 2012, 00:38:04
On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said "English speaking Doctor"  I thought what a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?  ???
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Post by: dbug on 14 March 2012, 00:39:09
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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Post by: feeutfo on 14 March 2012, 12:35:16
I'm hungry!
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Post by: Dr_X on 14 March 2012, 12:55:43
Why does chrisgixer have a Ducati in his avatar??
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Post by: cleggy on 14 March 2012, 13:12:59
Gravity might not always work.
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Post by: Varche on 14 March 2012, 13:35:38
Honey is the only food known to man that doesn't perish with age.

How come my jar of supermarket honey has a use by date of 16/01/13 ?
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Post by: feeutfo on 14 March 2012, 13:51:14
Why does chrisgixer have a Ducati in his avatar??
because he likes trinity on a bike...

...and he couldnt find a Fireblade avatar at the time. :)
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Post by: SJKOO01 on 14 March 2012, 15:26:25
How random is a random number?

http://www.randomnumbers.info/content/Random.htm   :y
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Post by: feeutfo on 14 March 2012, 15:48:22
Still hungry!
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Post by: the alarming man on 14 March 2012, 15:51:42
and if a tree falls in the forest and know one is there to hear it does it make a noise...???
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Post by: feeutfo on 14 March 2012, 15:52:47
It's ok. Greggs are opening a load more shops. :)
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Post by: pscocoa on 14 March 2012, 17:09:06
Honey is the only food known to man that doesn't perish with age.

How come my jar of supermarket honey has a use by date of 16/01/13 ?

should have used your Nectar card
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Post by: pscocoa on 14 March 2012, 17:12:25
Think I maybe going a bit gay - just been to look at VW UP - to replace Omega as station car - £20 tax. 2 door gives huge space for driver
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Post by: Auto Addict on 14 March 2012, 17:23:50
When you close the fridge door, how do you know the light has gone off :-\
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Post by: OOMV6 on 14 March 2012, 17:41:45
When you close the fridge door, how do you know the light has gone off :-\

And why don't freezers have lights?   ???
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Post by: tidla on 14 March 2012, 18:11:22
Those moments on the stairs. Now was i going up or was i going down. If i was going up, what was i going up for..
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Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 14 March 2012, 22:49:27
Quantum Mechanics- The dreams that stuff is made of.........

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Post by: Andy B on 14 March 2012, 22:55:48
When you close the fridge door, how do you know the light has gone off :-\

And why don't freezers have lights?   ???

Ours does  ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 14 March 2012, 23:11:56
So you can see the corpses?  ;)
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Post by: Andy B on 14 March 2012, 23:14:17
So you can see the corpses?  ;)

They'd have to stand up ..............  ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.


Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers.  ;) ;)
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Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 14 March 2012, 23:22:29
So you can see the corpses?  ;)

They'd have to stand up ..............  ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.


Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers.  ;) ;)

I'm afraid to ask as what............ ;D
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Post by: Andy B on 14 March 2012, 23:52:00
So you can see the corpses?  ;)

They'd have to stand up ..............  ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.


Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers.  ;) ;)

I'm afraid to ask as what............ ;D

 ;D ;D ;D Bearer!  :y :y
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Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 14 March 2012, 23:54:37
So you can see the corpses?  ;)

They'd have to stand up ..............  ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.


Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers.  ;) ;)

I'm afraid to ask as what............ ;D

 ;D ;D ;D Bearer!  :y :y

Better than the customer I 'spose!
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Post by: mantagte on 15 March 2012, 00:05:21
why do you always want what you cannot have
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Post by: Vamps on 15 March 2012, 00:06:23
If you have a lead box with a light in it and you switch the light off, where does the light go?
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Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 15 March 2012, 00:08:55
Life is but a chance to make your obituary interesting
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Post by: Rods2 on 15 March 2012, 00:17:36
Is a watch, which is, 5 minutes slow more accurate that a stopped watch, which is, right twice a day?
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Post by: Rods2 on 15 March 2012, 00:21:35
A philosopher spends his life thinking deeply about improbable things that probably don't exist.  :-\
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Post by: geoffr70 on 15 March 2012, 00:26:26
Do do-gooders do good for the sake of goodness, or for the sake of looking good? Is that a cynical or realistic question? Is being cynical the same as being realistic?
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Post by: geoffr70 on 15 March 2012, 00:27:15
Does altruism really exist?
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Post by: geoffr70 on 15 March 2012, 00:31:15
What is a year? A measurement of time according to the Gregorian calendar that most of the world find it convenient to use. There are no such things as birthdays, anniversaries and the like; as a cycle. There is only one cycle, the beginning of the universe, to the end.
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Post by: geoffr70 on 15 March 2012, 00:36:21
What is fear, love, happiness or anger? Nothing but words to describe mental states that we choose to create in our own minds. If we understand this, whatever happens in the physical world can only alter our mental state if we allow it to. Don't be sad.
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Post by: geoffr70 on 15 March 2012, 00:39:54
Still trying to find a meaning or point to life that doesn't selfishly involve ensuring your genes are passed from one generation to the next.
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Post by: Rods2 on 15 March 2012, 00:49:58
If the TB house is retard free, does that mean the opposite BT is full of retards?
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Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 15 March 2012, 01:14:20
If the TB house is retard free, does that mean the opposite BT is full of retards?

 :y

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Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 15 March 2012, 01:15:32
Is a watch, which is, 5 minutes slow more accurate that a stopped watch, which is, right twice a day?

Did we have some commas to recycle?  :D
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Post by: doz on 15 March 2012, 01:17:24
If you drop a air biscuit into a freezer bag. Will it still be wiffy in a years time?
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Post by: Rods2 on 15 March 2012, 01:31:23
Is a watch, which is, 5 minutes slow more accurate that a stopped watch, which is, right twice a day?

Did we have some commas to recycle?  :D

It's in hand  ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Rods2 on 15 March 2012, 01:33:21
If the seagulls eat the captain, who will catch the fish?
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 March 2012, 18:55:16
I'd like a dishwasher with a glass door so that I can see what's going on!!!  :)
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Post by: Lampynoiseboy on 15 March 2012, 21:07:38
I'd like a dishwasher with a glass door so that I can see what's going on!!!  :)

Speak to The Boy- he loves a dishwasher  ;)