Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Varche on 13 March 2012, 09:26:32
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We all know Britain once had a mighty Empire but what was the name of the Emperor? ;D ;D
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I thought Victoria was 'The Empress' :)
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It is a statistically proven fact that every body who died was at one time alive. Therefore the greatest killer on this planet is life.
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Is Ed Shearan Prince Harrys stage name?
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How random is a random number?
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Why does grass grow from the bottom and plants from the top?
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Why am I reading this thread?? ;D
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Why is it every time you dial a wrong number somebody always answers?
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I was dreaming i was awake but when i woke up i found my self asleep. If bottled water came from a natural spring why has it got a use by date on it.
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. :o
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On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said "English speaking Doctor" I thought what a good idea, why don't we have them in our country? ???
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The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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I'm hungry!
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Why does chrisgixer have a Ducati in his avatar??
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Gravity might not always work.
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Honey is the only food known to man that doesn't perish with age.
How come my jar of supermarket honey has a use by date of 16/01/13 ?
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Why does chrisgixer have a Ducati in his avatar??
because he likes trinity on a bike...
...and he couldnt find a Fireblade avatar at the time. :)
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How random is a random number?
http://www.randomnumbers.info/content/Random.htm :y
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Still hungry!
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and if a tree falls in the forest and know one is there to hear it does it make a noise...???
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It's ok. Greggs are opening a load more shops. :)
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Honey is the only food known to man that doesn't perish with age.
How come my jar of supermarket honey has a use by date of 16/01/13 ?
should have used your Nectar card
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Think I maybe going a bit gay - just been to look at VW UP - to replace Omega as station car - £20 tax. 2 door gives huge space for driver
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When you close the fridge door, how do you know the light has gone off :-\
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When you close the fridge door, how do you know the light has gone off :-\
And why don't freezers have lights? ???
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Those moments on the stairs. Now was i going up or was i going down. If i was going up, what was i going up for..
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Quantum Mechanics- The dreams that stuff is made of.........
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When you close the fridge door, how do you know the light has gone off :-\
And why don't freezers have lights? ???
Ours does ;) ;) ;)
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So you can see the corpses? ;)
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So you can see the corpses? ;)
They'd have to stand up .............. ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.
Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers. ;) ;)
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So you can see the corpses? ;)
They'd have to stand up .............. ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.
Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers. ;) ;)
I'm afraid to ask as what............ ;D
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So you can see the corpses? ;)
They'd have to stand up .............. ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.
Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers. ;) ;)
I'm afraid to ask as what............ ;D
;D ;D ;D Bearer! :y :y
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So you can see the corpses? ;)
They'd have to stand up .............. ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.
Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers. ;) ;)
I'm afraid to ask as what............ ;D
;D ;D ;D Bearer! :y :y
Better than the customer I 'spose!
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why do you always want what you cannot have
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If you have a lead box with a light in it and you switch the light off, where does the light go?
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Life is but a chance to make your obituary interesting
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Is a watch, which is, 5 minutes slow more accurate that a stopped watch, which is, right twice a day?
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A philosopher spends his life thinking deeply about improbable things that probably don't exist. :-\
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Do do-gooders do good for the sake of goodness, or for the sake of looking good? Is that a cynical or realistic question? Is being cynical the same as being realistic?
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Does altruism really exist?
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What is a year? A measurement of time according to the Gregorian calendar that most of the world find it convenient to use. There are no such things as birthdays, anniversaries and the like; as a cycle. There is only one cycle, the beginning of the universe, to the end.
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What is fear, love, happiness or anger? Nothing but words to describe mental states that we choose to create in our own minds. If we understand this, whatever happens in the physical world can only alter our mental state if we allow it to. Don't be sad.
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Still trying to find a meaning or point to life that doesn't selfishly involve ensuring your genes are passed from one generation to the next.
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If the TB house is retard free, does that mean the opposite BT is full of retards?
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If the TB house is retard free, does that mean the opposite BT is full of retards?
:y
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Is a watch, which is, 5 minutes slow more accurate that a stopped watch, which is, right twice a day?
Did we have some commas to recycle? :D
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If you drop a air biscuit into a freezer bag. Will it still be wiffy in a years time?
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Is a watch, which is, 5 minutes slow more accurate that a stopped watch, which is, right twice a day?
Did we have some commas to recycle? :D
It's in hand ;) ;D ;D ;D
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If the seagulls eat the captain, who will catch the fish?
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I'd like a dishwasher with a glass door so that I can see what's going on!!! :)
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I'd like a dishwasher with a glass door so that I can see what's going on!!! :)
Speak to The Boy- he loves a dishwasher ;)