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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: the alarming man on 30 March 2012, 18:57:47
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' -
that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome". That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
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:y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y Spot on.
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:D :D :D never a truer word soken in jest !!! :y :y
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First seemed to be a joke but these are bl**dy true words. ;D ;D ;D
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I've been on the 'incoming' end of most of these today! :D
Luckily i'm still breathing but walking with some difficulty (the result of her adding a 'full stop' after 'whatever!' ;D ;D
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100% spot on, both me and the misses agree completely! ??? :-X :-[ :-* :D ;D
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That's so correct ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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i dont normally reply to any of the 9 commandments ;) i just let her indoors carry on with her sarcasm and then and only then i say have you finished now, or duck ;D ;D ;D
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So women actually speak :o :o :o ;D
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So women actually speak :o :o :o ;D
more of a mumble ;D ;D ;D
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Hahaha can anyone relate to all of those with an EX?
hence why they are ex's :)