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Title: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:08:16
We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known

Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 20:14:06
Absolutely loads of the damn things... ;)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:17:10
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known


What you been drinking you muppet :o
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:17:50
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Absolutely loads of the damn things... ;)

We know that Loo Poo, that was not the question ;D ;D ::)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:18:42
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known


What you been drinking you muppet :o

The stuff you sent me, you dippy
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 20:19:52
I have answered your question Maggy ;D
Yes loads of those bloody things have held me up ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:21:43
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I have answered your question Maggy ;D
Yes loads of those bloody things have held me up ;D

Thats better............and tuff...live with it.....we are here to stay and jam up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:22:21
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known


What you been drinking you muppet :o

The stuff you sent me, you dippy

Classic car forums and now sticking up for caravans, wtf :o I'd ring you up and give you a damn good talking too except im not having another phone bill like the last one ....and ..er .... i don't know your number ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:24:30
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known


What you been drinking you muppet :o

The stuff you sent me, you dippy

Classic car forums and now sticking up for caravans, wtf :o I'd ring you up and give you a damn good talking too except im not having another phone bill like the last one ....and ..er .... i don't know your number ;D


LMAO... ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Martin_1962 on 03 April 2008, 20:24:52
I have been held up just the once, by a tosser through Wales, he would no go over 40.

I ended up flashing him and he paniced and stopped and about 20-30 cars went hurtling past with me at the front, I pulled into a layby about two miles on to let the three behind me past.

I could not overtake him since the straights were too short to get past while towing my own caravan
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:28:07
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I have been held up just the once, by a tosser through Wales, he would no go over 40.

I ended up flashing him and he paniced and stopped and about 20-30 cars went hurtling past with me at the front, I pulled into a layby about two miles on to let the three behind me past.

I could not overtake him since the straights were too short to get past while towing my own caravan


That was me ............thanks.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 20:28:52
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I have been held up just the once, by a tosser through Wales, he would no go over 40.

I ended up flashing him and he paniced and stopped and about 20-30 cars went hurtling past with me at the front, I pulled into a layby about two miles on to let the three behind me past.

I could not overtake him since the straights were too short to get past while towing my own caravan

That was probably Maggy ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:29:52
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I have been held up just the once, by a tosser through Wales, he would no go over 40.

I ended up flashing him and he paniced and stopped and about 20-30 cars went hurtling past with me at the front, I pulled into a layby about two miles on to let the three behind me past.

I could not overtake him since the straights were too short to get past while towing my own caravan

That was probably Maggy ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D beat you to it slow loo poo ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 20:31:34
You have been drinking haven't you ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: TheBoy on 03 April 2008, 20:33:05
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known

Every rather warm weekend  >:(
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:34:36
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known

Every rather warm weekend  >:(

Yeah, Yeah.............not true..... ::) ::)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Chopsdad on 03 April 2008, 20:36:33
I've only been held up by one on a regular basis.

You may have seen it it's 15" long, white and attached to my tow bar  ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:36:48
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known

Every rather warm weekend  >:(

Yeah, Yeah.............not true..... ::) ::)

It rather is, you try living next to the A5 and not get stuck behind one on its way to Wales >:(
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: TheBoy on 03 April 2008, 20:37:31
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known

Every rather warm weekend  >:(

Yeah, Yeah.............not true..... ::) ::)
In fact, rather caravans are precisely the reason I tend to work at home on fridays in the summer - the roads betweem MK and here fill up with rather pikeys (one of the main east/west routes)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 20:38:12
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known

Every rather warm weekend  >:(

Yeah, Yeah.............not true..... ::) ::)

It rather is, you try living next to the A5 and not get stuck behind one on its way to Wales >:(

God you are stupid Timex... don't go to Wales then ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:39:44
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known

Every rather warm weekend  >:(

Yeah, Yeah.............not true..... ::) ::)

It rather is, you try living next to the A5 and not get stuck behind one on its way to Wales >:(

God you are stupid Timex... don't go to Wales then ;D

I'd knew you change your tune sooner or later you pikey poking turncoat
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:41:33
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We all rib caravans.............but come on..........how any of you have been held up in traffic queues because of a caravan being towed.........not many if truth be known

Every rather warm weekend  >:(

Yeah, Yeah.............not true..... ::) ::)
In fact, rather caravans are precisely the reason I tend to work at home on fridays in the summer - the roads betweem MK and here fill up with rather pikeys (one of the main east/west routes)

Tuff life.............nothing can be done .......tut tut oh dear...caravans to stay............i may look around this summer for a new one....... :y :y :y then again, i may keep the one i already have.....oh what to do. :y :y
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 20:43:15
NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:44:46
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D cannot wait for the summer to start.....out comes the caravan......... :y :y :y :y upset a few..........but hey............tuff
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:46:12
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

She doesn't deserve any nice comments from me, nor does her Pikey bum chum
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:47:11
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

She doesn't deserve any nice comments from me, nor does her Pikey bum chum

Jealous git
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:48:26
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

She doesn't deserve any nice comments from me, nor does her Pikey bum chum

Jealous git

Of what exactly?
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 20:49:47
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

She doesn't deserve any nice comments from me, nor does her Pikey bum chum

HEy what have i done to up set you?????? :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ and i dont have a picky bum chum!!!!!! >:( >:(

Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:50:31
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

She doesn't deserve any nice comments from me, nor does her Pikey bum chum

Jealous git

Of what exactly?

I dont know...you are the one getting funny..........bum chums and all that..........hand bags a dawn ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:51:40
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

She doesn't deserve any nice comments from me, nor does her Pikey bum chum

HEy what have i done to up set you?????? :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ and i dont have a picky bum chum!!!!!! >:( >:(


Not you Marie, that bird from Stoke and her bum chum from South Wales
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 20:52:13
Its ok miggy i have better things to do tonight then argue with timbuk!

well more important things to do like prep for an exam!
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:52:43
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

She doesn't deserve any nice comments from me, nor does her Pikey bum chum

HEy what have i done to up set you?????? :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ and i dont have a picky bum chum!!!!!! >:( >:(


I think ..she, he means me or Loo Poo and bum chum means me or Loo Poo
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 20:53:18
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

You sound like Thumper ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 20:53:47
Ok then timbuk its not me! fewwwwwww

right fellas stop saying HER i hate it !!!!!! reason cos i dont have a clue who HER is!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:54:15
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Its ok miggy i have better things to do tonight then argue with timbuk!

well more important things to do like prep for an exam!

How you gettin on with them..........ok I hope.    Never mind Postie pat ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:54:24
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

She doesn't deserve any nice comments from me, nor does her Pikey bum chum

HEy what have i done to up set you?????? :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ and i dont have a picky bum chum!!!!!! >:( >:(


Not you Marie, that bird from Stoke and her bum chum from South Wales

In case you missed it first time round Marie ;)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: TheBoy on 03 April 2008, 20:55:01
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D
'dangle berries'.
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 20:55:07
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

You sound like Thumper ;D

Dont you start tonight!!!! L-K


ill just by past the abuse and get Jaime to de post you again!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:55:39
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Its ok miggy i have better things to do tonight then argue with timbuk!

well more important things to do like prep for an exam!

How you gettin on with them..........ok I hope.    Never mind Postie pat ;D ;D

 >:( >:(
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:56:15
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NOW NOW BOYS.......BE NICE!!!!! ;D ;D

Or i am going to have to bang you heads together! ;D ;D ;D

If you cant say anything nice at all DONT bother sayin anythin at all!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D
'dangle berries'.

Here here  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: TheBoy on 03 April 2008, 20:56:50
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Its ok miggy i have better things to do tonight then argue with timbuk!

well more important things to do like prep for an exam!

How you gettin on with them..........ok I hope.    Never mind Postie pat ;D ;D

 >:( >:(
Don't like HER get to you ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Entwood on 03 April 2008, 20:57:06
Now .. just what was the original post about ......  :)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 20:57:10
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Its ok miggy i have better things to do tonight then argue with timbuk!

well more important things to do like prep for an exam!

How you gettin on with them..........ok I hope.    Never mind Postie pat ;D ;D

ok  thank you. got one at 0830 tomorrow am and then i geta rest for 2 wks......yippy. although ill still have to go through my notes over the 2 wks but no exams!  
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 20:58:48
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Now .. just what was the original post about ......  :)

Pikey 'dangle berries' as normal, this is much better ;D
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 20:58:50
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Its ok miggy i have better things to do tonight then argue with timbuk!

well more important things to do like prep for an exam!

How you gettin on with them..........ok I hope.    Never mind Postie pat ;D ;D

 >:( >:(
Don't like HER get to you ;D


Hmmmmmm ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 21:00:06
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Its ok miggy i have better things to do tonight then argue with timbuk!

well more important things to do like prep for an exam!

How you gettin on with them..........ok I hope.    Never mind Postie pat ;D ;D

 >:( >:(
Don't like HER get to you ;D


Hmmmmmm ;D ;D ;D

Your getting a bit close to the line ::)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 21:00:41
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Now .. just what was the original post about ......  :)

Pikey 'dangle berries' as normal, this is much better ;D

Do you have to swear, you red driving van man with your git of a cat Jessie.................cats...............aw, give me a catapult
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 21:01:43
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Its ok miggy i have better things to do tonight then argue with timbuk!

well more important things to do like prep for an exam!

How you gettin on with them..........ok I hope.    Never mind Postie pat ;D ;D

 >:( >:(
Don't like HER get to you ;D


Hmmmmmm ;D ;D ;D

Your getting a bit close to the line ::)

Tuff...............freedom of speech and all that ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 21:03:41
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Now .. just what was the original post about ......  :)

Pikey 'dangle berries' as normal, this is much better ;D

Do you have to swear, you red driving van man with your git of a cat Jessie.................cats...............aw, give me a catapult

Sorry, it should have read ' 'dangle berries' as normal' There swear word deleted
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Entwood on 03 April 2008, 21:04:17
Just so you guys know what a true "pikey van" looks like ...  :)   you'll see it again at the lakes meet but with a different tug  :)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2803/car2cs1.jpg)
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Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 21:04:20
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Now .. just what was the original post about ......  :)

Pikey 'dangle berries' as normal, this is much better ;D

Do you have to swear, you red driving van man with your git of a cat Jessie.................cats...............aw, give me a catapult

Sorry, it should have read ' 'dangle berries' as normal' There swear word deleted
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 21:05:46
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Just so you guys know what a true "pikey van" looks like ...  :)   you'll see it again at the lakes meet but with a different tug  :)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2803/car2cs1.jpg)

I think your number plate sums up the whole situation perfectly ::)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 21:08:58
Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 21:09:10
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Just so you guys know what a true "pikey van" looks like ...  :)   you'll see it again at the lakes meet but with a different tug  :)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2803/car2cs1.jpg)

I think your number plate sums up the whole situation perfectly ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D rather rocking... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Vamps on 03 April 2008, 21:10:12
Thought someone else better join this thread. :D :D :D
Funnily enough I was thinking about whilst driving around last weekend
I see loads of caravans, particularly as I live between the A19 and the A1M. Don’t often get held up theses days, most are quite capable of travelling with the flow of traffic and easily sit at 60mph or more.
What annoys me more is horse boxes, trucks or trailers, now they are slow on the roads. :(
Off to our caravan tomorrow for the weekend, school holidays starting here. (Static) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 21:10:33
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Now .. just what was the original post about ......  :)

Pikey 'dangle berries' as normal, this is much better ;D

Do you have to swear, you red driving van man with your git of a cat Jessie.................cats...............aw, give me a catapult

Sorry, it should have read ' 'dangle berries' as normal' There swear word deleted

You foul mouthed "%*"%
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 21:10:53
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


What meetings that then?

The  "Slag off Pikey Wagon and Turncoats " meeting
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: TheBoy on 03 April 2008, 21:11:06
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Just so you guys know what a true "pikey van" looks like ...  :)   you'll see it again at the lakes meet but with a different tug  :)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2803/car2cs1.jpg)
Thats big enough to make into an easy target.
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 21:12:22
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Thought someone else better join this thread. :D :D :D
Funnily enough I was thinking about whilst driving around last weekend
I see loads of caravans, particularly as I live between the A19 and the A1M. Don’t often get held up theses days, most are quite capable of travelling with the flow of traffic and easily sit at 60mph or more.
What annoys me more is horse boxes, trucks or trailers, now they are slow on the roads. :(
Off to our caravan tomorrow for the weekend, school holidays starting here. (Static) ;D ;D ;D


Here Here Mike............the others dont know what their talking about, especially postie %wat
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 21:17:59
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 21:19:44
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

To be honest not sure i would want to be near either, I have heard some of the farts you women do ;D
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 21:19:56
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Vamps on 03 April 2008, 21:21:07
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy


 :y :y :y
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 21:22:48
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 21:24:07
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Vamps on 03 April 2008, 21:27:21
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here

Whats wrong with the bike shed, it's going to be cold. Or there is a layby near to where I live, saw a Range Rover in there tonight.  :D
As I was PASSING :)
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Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 21:27:57
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 21:28:58
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here

Whats wrong with the bike shed, it's going to be cold. Or there is a layby near to where I live, saw a Range Rover in there tonight.  :D
As I was PASSING WIND :)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 21:29:39
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well Maggie ain't bad lookin really with the light off ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 21:30:39
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aw god............the only thing i will be pulling tonight is the rope around his neck.. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Entwood on 03 April 2008, 21:31:10
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well Maggie ain't bad lookin really with the light off ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You want to buy some paper bags .... cheap... just in case .. ???  :)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 21:31:58
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aw god............the only thing i will be pulling tonight is the rope around his neck.. ;D ;D ;D

Kinky ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 03 April 2008, 21:35:00
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well Maggie ain't bad lookin really with the light off ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You want to buy some paper bags .... cheap... just in case .. ???  :)

And a few drinks ;D ;D Well, quit a few. ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marie on 03 April 2008, 21:39:30
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Aw god............the only thing i will be pulling tonight is the rope around his neck.. ;D ;D ;D
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Dont do that ill have onbody to pick on and abuse then !!!!!!!!! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Jay w on 03 April 2008, 22:03:19
 spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:20:17
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........tourers dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Gaffers on 03 April 2008, 22:22:30
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

Loo Poo just PM'd me to say it was a nice big backside....  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:23:17
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........tourers dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Ha Ha did not work ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 22:23:39
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........tourers dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Gaffers on 03 April 2008, 22:27:01
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

Has anyone seen miggy's teddy bear?  Last seen leaving pram!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:29:29
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........tourers dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see tourers do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:30:46
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

Has anyone seen miggy's teddy bear?  Last seen leaving pram!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

and you can shut up............go and rather shoot someone.
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Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 22:30:55
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  

Teddy's definitely out :D
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Post by: TheBoy on 03 April 2008, 22:33:48
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  
Hand on heart, caravans are a bloody nuisance for me in the warmer months.  They are not alone, there are other slow drivers, but caravans are by far the worse.
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:33:55
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  

Teddy's definitely out :D

and you can take a running jump aswell........go and clean that rather red van
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Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 22:34:42
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  

Teddy's definitely out :D

and you can take a running jump aswell........go and clean that rather red van

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :P
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Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:34:46
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  
Hand on heart, 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are a bloody nuisance for me in the warmer months.  They are not alone, there are other slow drivers, but 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are by far the worse.

Total and utter rubbish
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Post by: Gaffers on 03 April 2008, 22:35:29
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

Has anyone seen miggy's teddy bear?  Last seen leaving pram!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

and you can shut up............go and rather shoot someone.

lol... and I wasnt even aiming for the bullseye.

You look like you need some diazapam to calm you down mate!!   :y :y

Remeber, I'm a medic  8-)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 22:37:23
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  
Hand on heart, 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are a bloody nuisance for me in the warmer months.  They are not alone, there are other slow drivers, but 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are by far the worse.

Total and utter rubbish

Dolly's out aswell now  ::)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: CaptainZok on 03 April 2008, 22:39:31
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Just so you guys know what a true "pikey van" looks like ...  :)   you'll see it again at the lakes meet but with a different tug  :)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2803/car2cs1.jpg)
How much are your burgers?
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:40:27
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

Has anyone seen miggy's teddy bear?  Last seen leaving pram!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

and you can shut up............go and rather shoot someone.

lol... and I wasnt even aiming for the bullseye.

You look like you need some diazapam to calm you down mate!!   :y :y

Remeber, I'm a medic  8-)

Go and rather cure someone then
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:41:04
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Just so you guys know what a true "pikey van" looks like ...  :)   you'll see it again at the lakes meet but with a different tug  :)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2803/car2cs1.jpg)
How much are your burgers?

Dont you rather start
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:42:05
Thats it.........the c-van is up for sale now you tinkers..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Timbuk on 03 April 2008, 22:43:13
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Thats it.........the c-van is up for sale now you tinkers..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

At last, your talking sense for once :y
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Gaffers on 03 April 2008, 22:45:12
Do you like dags?

Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Gaffers on 03 April 2008, 22:45:46
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Thats it.........the c-van is up for sale now you tinkers..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're cured my son  ;)      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 22:48:14
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Do you like dags?


No dag genes in me ;)..........why do you
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 April 2008, 22:59:40
Face it Maggie... caravans are crap!

Just because you have been daft enough to buy one then keep it is your own fault mate....

Everyone will stop laughing at you soon ;D ;D :-*



Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 03 April 2008, 23:07:51
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Face it Maggie... 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are crap!

Just because you have been daft enough to buy one then keep it is your own fault mate....

Everyone will stop laughing at you soon ;D ;D :-*




I have been using a tourer for over 10 years now and had a lot of good times in it while the daughter was growing up.........i aint gonna get rid of it.....its staying.........if not just to p"ss you moaning ninnies off whilst on the road.........oh and instead of tooting and giving the finger and moaning about it to drivers pulling vans as you pass them...just pull over and it can be discussed, we can then show you our feelings. ;) ;) :y ;D ;D  
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Entwood on 03 April 2008, 23:09:35
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Just so you guys know what a true "pikey van" looks like ...  :)   you'll see it again at the lakes meet but with a different tug  :)

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2803/car2cs1.jpg)
How much are your burgers?


Sorry .. I'll be travelling too fast to serve you ...   unless you are one of those breakless idiots that see a van coming... don't realise its doing 60 mph and just pull out... so causing nearly 4 tonne of metal to try and avoid your stupid 1.2 corsa !!  :)

(two sides to every story !! )

:)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Gaffers on 03 April 2008, 23:09:49
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Face it Maggie... 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are crap!

Just because you have been daft enough to buy one then keep it is your own fault mate....

Everyone will stop laughing at you soon ;D ;D :-*

For once I agree with Loo Poo ....  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Do the right thing and sell it and buy a small yacht  ;)
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Jay w on 03 April 2008, 23:49:13
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

you missed my point Miggy......

It is the usual thing of the minority leaving a bad impression.

I'm not looking to apportion blame, just making a statement, in the same way you are.

On the route i travel and the time that i travel my experience is that the traffic is held up by caravans, not always, but as the summer approaches my journey time increases by about 50%
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: miggy on 04 April 2008, 00:31:56
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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

you missed my point Miggy......

It is the usual thing of the minority leaving a bad impression.

I'm not looking to apportion blame, just making a statement, in the same way you are.

On the route i travel and the time that i travel my experience is that the traffic is held up by 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys', not always, but as the summer approaches my journey time increases by about 50%

I did not miss the point, i could see you were refering to SOME c-van owners, and i think your travel time increasing could be something to do with the tourism that comes to your area during the summer months, which i am sure ploughs millions of pounds into the areas
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Martin_1962 on 04 April 2008, 10:46:14
I have seen about 5 or 6 inconsiderate and a few dangerous.

Seen snaking on up hills, snaking on the Somerset levels, neither speed related as I was behind one and passing the other. Seen back ends scraping the ground literally.

Conversly I have had people pull out in front of me too many times, dangerous overtakes.

Dangerous overtakes are worrying, I am going no slower than the cars in front with average sized gap and small shopping car struggles past and squeezes in - then holds you up.

I need a warning sign on the back - "Warning Powerful Towcar"

In fact my outfit has a better power to weight ratio than quite a few solo cars when laden.
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 April 2008, 10:52:34
I often get held up by poorly driven pikey tow trucks.....on single carriage ways of course!

There is only one thing worse than caravans.......bloody horse boxes!
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Elite Pete on 04 April 2008, 10:56:41
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I often get held up by poorly driven pikey tow trucks.....on single carriage ways of course!

There is only one thing worse than 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys'.......bloody horse boxes!
I dont know.

He likes to go to the boxing day hunt but moans at horse boxes.

Theres no pleasing some people ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 April 2008, 10:59:33
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I often get held up by poorly driven pikey tow trucks.....on single carriage ways of course!

There is only one thing worse than 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys'.......bloody horse boxes!
I dont know.

He likes to go to the boxing day hunt but moans at horse boxes.

Theres no pleasing some people ;D ;D

Theres nothing wrong with a bit of hunting although it would be better if the prey were low life persistent idle slob law breakers
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Jay w on 04 April 2008, 11:30:37
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I often get held up by poorly driven pikey tow trucks.....on single carriage ways of course!

There is only one thing worse than 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys'.......bloody horse boxes!
I dont know.

He likes to go to the boxing day hunt but moans at horse boxes.

Theres no pleasing some people ;D ;D

Theres nothing wrong with a bit of hunting although it would be better if the prey were low life persistent idle slob law breakers

 ;D :y
Title: Re: Hand on Heart
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 April 2008, 11:36:05
Last night there was one in the middle lane at the traffic lights on the way home......it slowly crept forward and then 300 meters later nearly took the front off a Mundeano!