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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: PhilRich on 22 May 2012, 20:39:37

Title: Sage Advice for Single Oofers
Post by: PhilRich on 22 May 2012, 20:39:37

To all you single lads out there, heed this sage advice.....
























































Marry a woman with small hands, it will make your penis look bigger! ;D :y

Title: Re: Sage Advice for Single Oofers
Post by: STMO123 on 22 May 2012, 20:47:44

I chose one with a small brain. Didn't have to look far, in fact I was spoilt for choice  ::)

Title: Re: Sage Advice for Single Oofers
Post by: Terbs on 22 May 2012, 20:49:41

Quote from: STMO123 on 22 May 2012, 20:47:44

I chose one with a small brain. Didn't have to look far, in fact I was spoilt for choice  ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sage Advice for Single Oofers
Post by: Johnny English on 22 May 2012, 21:32:34

Quote from: STMO123 on 22 May 2012, 20:47:44

I chose one with a small brain. Didn't have to look far, in fact I was spoilt for choice  ::)

 ;D ;D ;D Are you sure of she isn't here covered by a fake nickname ?  :o :o :o  :y

Title: Re: Sage Advice for Single Oofers
Post by: Kevin Wood on 22 May 2012, 22:59:22

.. and a small mouth too, of course because... Erm..  :-[ Chance'd be a fine thing. You'll need less duct tape. :y

Title: Re: Sage Advice for Single Oofers
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 22 May 2012, 23:45:17

i married a woman that cant judge distance thinks shes got 9 inches when really its only 6 thats why she keeps reversing into the rather wall :o :o