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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 May 2012, 18:11:21
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In the world, who would it be?
It sounds really sad but it does not matter if they are no longer a live... for this night out you could bring them back to life...
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Rachel Weiss :D
I'd show her she doesn't need Daniel Craig's six pack ::) ;D
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I think Mohammed Ali would be someone I would love a night out with.. I have been a fan of boxing for as long as I remember... He also seems such a great character who would have me in stitches
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I was going to say - is this a night out for dinner and conversation, or 'night out' for dinner and shame-filled sex with the lights out?
Answers would differ wildly ;D
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To be honest Arron it does not matter... for me there would be no better looking woman than Marilyn Monroe to pick for a night out, but I aren't sure she would make me laugh...
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I was going to say - is this a night out for dinner and conversation, or 'night out' for dinner and shame-filled sex with the lights out?
Answers would differ wildly ;D
Watch out for ladyboys, Aaron. ;D ;D ;D
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I was going to say - is this a night out for dinner and conversation, or 'night out' for dinner and shame-filled sex with the lights out?
Answers would differ wildly ;D
Go on, admit it! You were going to say Daz! ;D
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I don't mind being any man's wet dream, I would be flattered :y
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I was going to say - is this a night out for dinner and conversation, or 'night out' for dinner and shame-filled sex with the lights out?
Answers would differ wildly ;D
Go on, admit it! You were going to say Daz! ;D
;D I was going to say William Shatner, but then I saw your answer and thought it might sound weird after that.. ;D
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Lady would be Anna Friel. I'd be having dirty thoughts all night. Bloke would have to Stirling Moss and or Dave Gahn. Both for personal reasons
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Although she cannot be classed as a 'celebrity' I would love to have the company of Shami Chakrabarti for an evening.
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Den, I am in need of Google
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Caroline Catz :y.....I would use her s**t for toothpaste ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Kylie or Cheryl
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A younger Leslie Ash, not the old dog she is now. Wouldn't mind taking that Meg Ryan up a dark alley either. Then there is Miss Paltrow, she's worth
a squirt sharing a mug of PG with.
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Although she cannot be classed as a 'celebrity' I would love to have the company of Shami Chakrabarti for an evening.
What? To punch the hell out of her in a non sexual way? :D
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Just made a mental note to remember my toothbrush if I ever go to stay at Tony's place :o
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Although she cannot be classed as a 'celebrity' I would love to have the company of Shami Chakrabarti for an evening.
I assume you are saying that to annoy me, but I'm not biting...
...after all, who would want to go out with that ugly, self-centred, selfish, ugly, wast of space binter?
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Carol Vorderman or Penny smith Grrrrrr
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Although she cannot be classed as a 'celebrity' I would love to have the company of Shami Chakrabarti for an evening.
I assume you are saying that to annoy me, but I'm not biting...
...after all, who would want to go out with that ugly, self-centred, selfish, ugly, wast of space binter?
My my Jammie ode boy you not had a good day..... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder x x x
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Although she cannot be classed as a 'celebrity' I would love to have the company of Shami Chakrabarti for an evening.
I assume you are saying that to annoy me, but I'm not biting...
...after all, who would want to go out with that ugly, self-centred, selfish, ugly, wast of space binter?
My my Jammie ode boy you not had a good day..... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder x x x
Did I mention I have a real downer on that dozy binter. Criminals should leave any human rights when they commit the crime IMHO. So she can stuff her Liberty where the sun doesn't shine. And she's an ugly bint
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Asked Mrs. Loo- knee the very same question. She teplied " Jerry Lewis as he makes her laugh... If she was going to nail someone it would be either... Johnny Depp, Gerard Butler, Gary Oldman, Hugh Jackman, Sam Worthington" ;D
Ask your Partners the same question.... Post the answers :y
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Although she cannot be classed as a 'celebrity' I would love to have the company of Shami Chakrabarti for an evening.
Is this the bint that TB has the hots for?
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Actually, I guess she's not that ugly ??? . But would be if I met her ::)
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Thought that was quite calm for a TB rant.
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Thought that was quite calm for a TB rant.
According to the private feedback via PM over another thread, a handful of members think I'm short, blunt, and rant too much, so I'm trying really hard sir....
Not sure those people are right. Close, though, as I'm short and fat ;D
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I'd choose Ann Widdecombe provided sex was guaranteed. :)
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Thought that was quite calm for a TB rant.
According to the private feedback via PM over another thread, a handful of members think I'm short, blunt, and rant too much, so I'm trying really hard sir....
Not sure those people are right. Close, though, as I'm short and fat ;D
Two out of three ain't bad ;D
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Thought that was quite calm for a TB rant.
According to the private feedback via PM over another thread, a handful of members think I'm short, blunt, and rant too much, so I'm trying really hard sir....
Not sure those people are right. Close, though, as I'm short and fat ;D
I always thought those were your best features.
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I saw Kirsty Gallagher on Socceraid the other day, God - what I'd do to that 8)
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i wouldnt mind a night with gemma atkinson and sucking em til they bleed,id destroy the younger meg ryan,ive got a thing for peaches geldof and would love to get pished with her and smash her back doors in.if a good laugh was in order a night with richard pryor/lee evans and i always thought roy scheider as in jaws 1 would be a genuine nice guy to go for a meal with.id ruin cheryl tweedy and the list goes on ;D
if it was a musical night it would have to be jim kerr and phil collins
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Although she cannot be classed as a 'celebrity' I would love to have the company of Shami Chakrabarti for an evening.
I assume you are saying that to annoy me, but I'm not biting...
...after all, who would want to go out with that ugly, self-centred, selfish, ugly, wast of space binter?
I assume you are saying that to annoy me, but I'm not biting
:( :( I'm surprised you hold that opinion given the general tenor of my posting - I have nothing but the highest regard for you and would never contenance the emotional manipulation of you or any other person - for any reason whatsoever. I ceased all that type of activity when I retired from the job. :( :(
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Take no notice of Tinkie Winkie Den, we all used to rant and rave when we were 12 ;D
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jessica jane clement aswell,i would love tea and scones with her :-*
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Kylie or Cheryl
Yes, oh yes, oh yes, too late ;) Yep I would walk over my own grandmother for a date with Kylie. Then I would truly be the happiest man alive.
Can't think of many male people I would like to meet, possibly Adrian Edmondson.
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Take no notice of Tinkie Winkie Den, we all used to rant and rave when we were 12 ;D
Hell, no, that means I have another 7 years of ranting :o
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for some strange reason i would like a meal and a sit by a roaring fire in a stone castle room with prince charles just to see what hes reaaly like after a few drinks
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a night with will ferrel :D
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
You would not be invited mate ;D
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I don't mind being any man's wet dream, I would be flattered :y
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
You would not be invited mate ;D
I never am, story of my life :'(
;D
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
You would not be invited mate ;D
I never am, story of my life :'(
;D
Now that ain't true is it.... You have Gayboy & Lazytinker.... ;D
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Thought that was quite calm for a TB rant.
According to the private feedback via PM over another thread, a handful of members think I'm short, blunt, and rant too much, so I'm trying really hard sir....
Not sure those people are right. Close, though, as I'm short and fat ;D
Two out of three ain't bad ;D
There's a song about that ::)
Male would have to be Steve Martin or Meatloat 8)
Female would be either Anna Friel or Scarlet Johansson :-*
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I think I could easily enjoy the company of Michael Caine over a couple of beers (and a dry sherry or three) alongwith Jackie Stewart the racing driver. Down to earth type of fellas and would undoubtedly have some really good tales to tell outwith the confines of 'school', as it were.
Both have interesting autobiographies, BTW, if you are into such things... :y
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
Aah, the allure of Sham is too much for Uncle Denny to forsake sadly as I love brown eyes. :-* :-*
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
You would not be invited mate ;D
I never am, story of my life :'(
;D
Now that ain't true is it.... You have Gayboy & Lazytinker.... ;D
They won't leave me alone, and keep singing "Do you wanna be in my gang?"
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
You would not be invited mate ;D
I never am, story of my life :'(
;D
Now that ain't true is it.... You have Gayboy & Lazytinker.... ;D
They won't leave me alone, and keep singing "Do you wanna be in my gang?"
Oh dear........ ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
Aah, the allure of Sham is too much for Uncle Denny to forsake sadly as I love brown eyes. :-* :-*
Shit, I have brown eyes. I'm scared ;D
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With more relevance to the OP I would fancy a night with either CC Daley (a local TV weather presenter),
Sarah Hewson off Sky News, Naga Munchettey, Emily Maitless both off the BBC, or ----- aah who the hell am I kidding, any female less than a size 12 will do Uncle Denny. :-* :-*
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
Aah, the allure of Sham is too much for Uncle Denny to forsake sadly as I love brown eyes. :-* :-*
Shit, I have brown eyes. I'm scared ;D
Should DLK also have brown eyes then we could kick Shami into touch. ;D ;D
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I think a night with Our very own Dirty Den would be a classic :y
As long as he doesn't bring Shami ;D
Aah, the allure of Sham is too much for Uncle Denny to forsake sadly as I love brown eyes. :-* :-*
Shit, I have brown eyes. I'm scared ;D
Should DLK also have brown eyes then we could kick Shami into touch. ;D ;D
I'll paint them...
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Halle
's Berries Berry
Hmmm, that will do for me......and Kylie for seconds, maybe joined by Kim Cattrall as she comes across as proper filthy
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Halle's Berries Berry
Hmmm, that will do for me......and Kylie for seconds, maybe joined by Kim Cattrall as she comes across as proper filthy
Excellent choices there Master :y
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Halle's Berries Berry
Ah yes, she's not afraid to pop 'em out for the lads (Swordfish)
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Halle's Berries Berry
Ah yes, she's not afraid to pop 'em out for the lads (Swordfish)
Indeed
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Vt-6lEDTKeA/Th-2GCHfZoI/AAAAAAAADyc/qGGuKeK_JHc/s1600/halle_berry_sexy.jpg)
And the right coloured eyes for uncle den.....both sets!
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Halle's Berries Berry
Ah yes, she's not afraid to pop 'em out for the lads (Swordfish)
Indeed
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Vt-6lEDTKeA/Th-2GCHfZoI/AAAAAAAADyc/qGGuKeK_JHc/s1600/halle_berry_sexy.jpg
And the right coloured eyes for uncle den.....both sets!
Oh the very thought of it. ;D ;D :-*
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With more relevance to the OP I would fancy a night with either CC Daley (a local TV weather presenter),
Sarah Hewson off Sky News, Naga Munchettey, Emily Maitless both off the BBC, or ----- aah who the hell am I kidding, any female less than a size 12 will do Uncle Denny. :-* :-*
Hmm, did a bit of Googling to check out Den's tastes:
Naga Munchetty
http://www.performingartistes.co.uk/artistes/313/naga-munchetty.htm (http://www.performingartistes.co.uk/artistes/313/naga-munchetty.htm)
Chakrabati
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jul/28/trevor-phillips-candidates (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jul/28/trevor-phillips-candidates)
Notice any resemblance? ;) ;)
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With more relevance to the OP I would fancy a night with either CC Daley (a local TV weather presenter),
Sarah Hewson off Sky News, Naga Munchettey, Emily Maitless both off the BBC, or ----- aah who the hell am I kidding, any female less than a size 12 will do Uncle Denny. :-* :-*
Hmm, did a bit of Googling to check out Den's tastes:
Naga Munchetty
http://www.performingartistes.co.uk/artistes/313/naga-munchetty.htm (http://www.performingartistes.co.uk/artistes/313/naga-munchetty.htm)
Chakrabati
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jul/28/trevor-phillips-candidates (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jul/28/trevor-phillips-candidates)
Notice any resemblance? ;) ;)
3 pairs of brown eyes? ;D ;D ;D
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Shami looks like a dyke in that picture, Nick. :)
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I wouldn't mind an evening with Amber Heard, even if she does "ride on the other bus" so to speak.
http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2012/05/04/drive-angry-star-amber-heard-takes-a-swing-at-machete-kills/ (http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2012/05/04/drive-angry-star-amber-heard-takes-a-swing-at-machete-kills/)
:-* :-*
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Shami looks like a dyke in that picture, Nick. :)
What was that story about a boy with his finger in [CENSORED]. ?
;) ;D
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Shami looks like a dyke in that picture, Nick. :)
dyke
Should it ever spring a leak I'll gladly seal it with a finger. :y
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;D ;D Snap!
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Shami looks like a dyke in that picture, Nick. :)
dyke
Should it ever spring a leak I'll gladly seal it with a finger. :y
I think in Shami's case Radweld would do a better job. ;) ;D
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:D Susan George in her prime, lordy lordy :D Konnie Huq from blue peter :y and the big girl from Tesco express in Percy St , Newcastle, you would be like a limp rag doll when she'd finished with you :y
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Mo Molem and Sir Bobby Charlton for dinner and the chat.
Kylie or Louise Rednapp for afters ;)
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Susanna Reid for me :P :P :P :-* :-* ;)
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In no particular order... (actually that a lie ;D )
JFK
Kournikova
Barry Sheene
Senna
Sharapova
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In fact Sharapova has just walked off court at the French open.
Fantastic physique. (http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/201108/drool.gif)
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In fact Sharapova has just walked off court at the French open.
Fantastic physique. (http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/201108/drool.gif)
Muscles in all the right places...
Tea!!!
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In fact Sharapova has just walked off court at the French open.
Fantastic physique. (http://www.ukgser.com/forums/images/smilies/201108/drool.gif)
Muscles in all the right places...
Tea!!!
Muscles in all the right places...
Tea!!!
For two - without doubt. :y
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Muscles in all the right places...
Tea!!!
For two - without doubt. :y
DD - I'd have a few rallies with her, until she breaks me.
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Muscles in all the right places...
Tea!!!
For two - without doubt. :y
DD - I'd have a few rallies with her, until she breaks me.
That would not take long! ;D
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Muscles in all the right places...
Tea!!!
For two - without doubt. :y
DD - I'd have a few rallies with her, until she breaks me.
That would not take long! ;D
Who cares! ;D
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Muscles in all the right places...
Tea!!!
For two - without doubt. :y
DD - I'd have a few rallies with her, until she breaks me.
Yup - I'd be happy enough to be snapped like a twig between those pins. :-* :-* ;D ;D
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If I had to pick just one,probably Joey Dunlop. An absolutely fascinating character.
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If I had to pick just one,probably Joey Dunlop. An absolutely fascinating character.
Absolutely Albs. But I omitted him on the grounds I'd never understand a rather word he said. ;D
Maybe you could translate for the rest of us. :) I'd like to know what went wrong in Croatia, tbh. :'(
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robin gibb