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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 15:03:10
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Our poor daughter is in termoil. I will explain why...
The ex friend of mine Countess Dundee, phoned whilst I was on my mobile. So Miss. Loo-knee informs me that my Dad, Hotel21 had phoned but sounded upset and not his usual self. So worried I rung him to find I have woken the Ugly,Hairy Arsed Buggar, who had taken an early night to catch up on some needed beauty sleep.... I am certain you can imagine his responce :-[
I questioned the Mad Troublesome Scotsman about this the following day who admitted, I quote; "Putting on a Posh Scots Accent too misslead your daughter."
So Hotel21 as you can see by this evidence it was all Countesses fault.....I actually think he should be beheaded but thought it perhaps more fair to pass the vote over to you, and more trust worthy Forum Members than Mike..
Your Ever Loving Son
Loo-knee x x
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You were had! Accept it like a man, sugartits! ;D ;D ;D
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The Countess only has one accent, though. :-\
Apart from the encrypted one he has after a couple of beers, of course. ;)
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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You were had! Accept it like a man, sugartits! ;D ;D ;D
This is my point Lardarse, my daughter was not me >:( ;D
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You were had! Accept it like a man, sugartits! ;D ;D ;D
This is my point Lardarse, my daughter was not me >:( ;D
I think the plan was brilliant, why would you question your daughter if she said H21 had called....priceless! ;D
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You were had! Accept it like a man, sugartits! ;D ;D ;D
This is my point Lardarse, my daughter was not me >:( ;D
I think the plan was brilliant, why would you question your daughter if she said H21 had called....priceless! ;D
Funny how people with a history stacked with deceit all stick together.... ???
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The Countess only has one accent, though. :-\
Apart from the encrypted one he has after a couple of beers, of course. ;)
Thats not exaclty true Kev...he is a little like Inspector Clouseau :'(
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The Countess only has one accent, though. :-\
Apart from the encrypted one he has after a couple of beers, of course. ;)
Thats not exaclty true Kev...he is a little like Inspector Clouseau :'(
That's an accent I'd love to hear him attempt. ;D
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Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.
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Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.
I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat ::)
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Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.
I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat ::)
He said you've punished him like that before, but he didn't even notice. ;D
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Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.
I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat ::)
He said you've punished him like that before, but he didn't even notice. ;D
Have you seen the size of his arse? ;D
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Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.
I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat ::)
He said you've punished him like that before, but he didn't even notice. ;D
Have you seen the size of his arse? ;D
Cathedral City? ???
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He definately has a backbox problem... I will post a picture of his Piles ;D
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He definately has a backbox problem... I will post a picture of his Piles ;D
Errrr...no......PLEASE.....no.
Although Gixer may get a semi looking at them. :-\
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If Dundee was Pinnochio, he could supply the Cap'n with enough wood to build a boat. I reckon his nose would provide about 50 metres a day. ;D
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He definately has a backbox problem... I will post a picture of his Piles ;D
Errrr...no......PLEASE.....no.
Although Gixer may get a semi looking at them. :-\
There are a few in his click that would... Shall we name them?
Ok you go first ;D
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Well......definitely Captain Pugwash.
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Lazyficker. Isn't it your turn now?
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Well......definitely Captain Pugwash.
Is that the same Captain the Wannabe Hells Angel? ;D
Ok here is another that Loftielazytinker....
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Well......definitely Captain Pugwash.
Is that the same Captain the Wannabe Hells Angel? ;D
Ok here is another that Loftielazybreaker....
Done him. I MEAN....named him. Phew!
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Can't even say F E C K E R now
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When kids were seen but not heard. Spare the rod n spoil the child I say...
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If Dundee was Pinnochio, he could supply the Cap'n with enough wood to build a boat. I reckon his nose would provide about 50 metres a day. ;D
Classic...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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If Dundee was Pinnochio, he could supply the Cap'n with enough wood to build a boat. I reckon his nose would provide about 50 metres a day. ;D
So are you saying that Mr Dundeed gives the cap'n wood :o :o ;D
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DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market
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Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.
But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\
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Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.
But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\
There I was, lying in bed with a mug of horlicks and the latest mills and boon true life story, fending off mrs H21 with a stick (it was such a good tale I couldn't put it down) when the phone went at the bedside.
Cor fek begger me but there was meladdo with an inferiority complex complaining that Dundee (the big lad) had done something to the wee lad then was intending to run away to thailand yet again, leaving us mortals to piece the poor wee sensitive soul that is Darth back together again.
Unfair, thats what it is.
Dundee, yer cards marked.... ::) >:(
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DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market
Erm I remember that asthough it was yesterday.. I aren't a grass but it was Zok, no two ways about it Jammie....
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Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.
But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\
Gixer you need to get up to speed ::)
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Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.
But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\
Gixer you need to get up to speed ::)
....and is his Dad bigger than Tother lads Dad? ;D
A Scot to translate the Stokie too. ;D
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Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.
But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\
Gixer you need to get up to speed ::)
....and is his Dad bigger than Tother lads Dad? ;D
A Scot to translate the Stokie too. ;D
I really don't care how big his Dad is, my Dad used to chase bad guys all the time when Coppers were Coppers... Plus he threw Lamposts in his prime for fun ya ken?
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Well, no wonder he's fled to Thailand. ...with ken? :-\
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Well, no wonder he's fled to Thailand. ...with ken? :-\
Barbie gave Ken the elbow, apparently..... ;D
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Well, no wonder he's fled to Thailand. ...with ken? :-\
Barbie gave Ken the elbow, apparently..... ;D
... and if any of you actually know the city of Dundee - well, any port in a storm/any hole is a goal would be appropriate!! ;D
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DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market
Erm I remember that asthough it was yesterday.. I aren't a grass but it was Zok, no two ways about it Jammie....
You told me it was the big grizzly highlander :o
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DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market
Erm I remember that asthough it was yesterday.. I aren't a grass but it was Zok, no two ways about it Jammie....
You told me it was the big grizzly highlander :o
DLK stirring the brown smelly stuff again? I reckon it was actually him who done it :D
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DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market
Erm I remember that asthough it was yesterday.. I aren't a grass but it was Zok, no two ways about it Jammie....
You told me it was the big grizzly highlander :o
DLK stirring the brown smelly stuff again? I reckon it was actually him who done it :D
Exactly, you could not be more spot on :y, I had nothing to do with Daz disturbing H21's sleep or Mills & Boon etc., after all it was'nt me who phoned him :y, He has just been trying to get me into to trouble again, typical no good Stockies ;D