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Title: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 15:03:10
Our poor daughter is in termoil. I will explain why...
The ex friend of mine Countess Dundee, phoned whilst I was on my mobile. So Miss. Loo-knee informs me that my Dad, Hotel21 had phoned but sounded upset and not his usual self. So worried I rung him to find I have woken the Ugly,Hairy Arsed Buggar, who had taken an early night to catch up on some needed beauty sleep....  I am certain you can imagine his responce :-[
I questioned the Mad Troublesome Scotsman about this the following day who admitted, I quote;  "Putting on a Posh Scots Accent too misslead your daughter."

So Hotel21 as you can see by this evidence it was all Countesses fault.....I actually think he should be beheaded but thought it perhaps more fair to pass the vote over to you, and more trust worthy Forum Members than Mike..

Your Ever Loving Son
Loo-knee x x
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Gaffers on 15 June 2012, 15:09:40
You were had!  Accept it like a man, sugartits! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Kevin Wood on 15 June 2012, 15:09:56
The Countess only has one accent, though.  :-\

Apart from the encrypted one he has after a couple of beers, of course. ;)
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: waspy on 15 June 2012, 15:10:25
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 15:11:22
You were had!  Accept it like a man, sugartits! ;D ;D ;D

This is my point Lardarse, my daughter was not me  >:( ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Gaffers on 15 June 2012, 15:15:29
You were had!  Accept it like a man, sugartits! ;D ;D ;D

This is my point Lardarse, my daughter was not me  >:( ;D

I think the plan was brilliant, why would you question your daughter if she said H21 had called....priceless! ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 15:35:45
You were had!  Accept it like a man, sugartits! ;D ;D ;D

This is my point Lardarse, my daughter was not me  >:( ;D

I think the plan was brilliant, why would you question your daughter if she said H21 had called....priceless! ;D

Funny how people with a history stacked with deceit all stick together.... ???
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 16:42:43
The Countess only has one accent, though.  :-\

Apart from the encrypted one he has after a couple of beers, of course. ;)

Thats not exaclty true Kev...he is a little like Inspector Clouseau  :'(
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Kevin Wood on 15 June 2012, 17:40:50
The Countess only has one accent, though.  :-\

Apart from the encrypted one he has after a couple of beers, of course. ;)

Thats not exaclty true Kev...he is a little like Inspector Clouseau  :'(

That's an accent I'd love to hear him attempt. ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: STMO123 on 15 June 2012, 17:54:48
Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 18:16:54
Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.

I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat ::)
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: STMO123 on 15 June 2012, 18:18:01
Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.

I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat ::)


He said you've punished him like that before, but he didn't even notice. ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 18:19:27
Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.

I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat ::)


He said you've punished him like that before, but he didn't even notice. ;D

Have you seen the size of his arse?  ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: STMO123 on 15 June 2012, 18:20:26
Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.

I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat ::)


He said you've punished him like that before, but he didn't even notice. ;D

Have you seen the size of his arse?  ;D


Cathedral City? ???
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 18:23:22
He definately has a backbox problem... I will post a picture of his Piles  ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: STMO123 on 15 June 2012, 18:24:51
He definately has a backbox problem... I will post a picture of his Piles  ;D


Errrr...no......PLEASE.....no.




Although Gixer may get a semi looking at them. :-\
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: STMO123 on 15 June 2012, 18:27:23
If Dundee was Pinnochio, he could supply the Cap'n with enough wood to build a boat. I reckon his nose would provide about 50 metres a day. ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 18:28:29
He definately has a backbox problem... I will post a picture of his Piles  ;D


Errrr...no......PLEASE.....no.




Although Gixer may get a semi looking at them. :-\

There are a few in his click that would... Shall we name them?
Ok you go first  ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: STMO123 on 15 June 2012, 18:29:58
Well......definitely Captain Pugwash.
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: STMO123 on 15 June 2012, 18:32:50
Lazyficker. Isn't it your turn now?
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 18:34:22
Well......definitely Captain Pugwash.

Is that the same Captain the Wannabe Hells Angel?  ;D

Ok here is another that Loftielazytinker....
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: STMO123 on 15 June 2012, 18:35:12
Well......definitely Captain Pugwash.

Is that the same Captain the Wannabe Hells Angel?  ;D

Ok here is another that Loftielazybreaker....


Done him.     I MEAN....named him. Phew!
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: STMO123 on 15 June 2012, 18:36:04
Can't even say F E C K E R now
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 18:42:13
When kids were seen but not heard. Spare the rod n spoil the child I say...
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Vamps on 15 June 2012, 19:33:23
If Dundee was Pinnochio, he could supply the Cap'n with enough wood to build a boat. I reckon his nose would provide about 50 metres a day. ;D

Classic...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 15 June 2012, 20:42:36
If Dundee was Pinnochio, he could supply the Cap'n with enough wood to build a boat. I reckon his nose would provide about 50 metres a day. ;D

So are you saying that Mr Dundeed gives the cap'n wood  :o  :o ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: TheBoy on 15 June 2012, 21:02:12
DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: feeutfo on 15 June 2012, 21:05:13
Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.

But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: hotel21 on 15 June 2012, 21:12:26
Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.

But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\

There I was, lying in bed with a mug of horlicks and the latest mills and boon true life story, fending off mrs H21 with a stick (it was such a good tale I couldn't put it down) when the phone went at the bedside.

Cor fek begger me but there was meladdo with an inferiority complex complaining that Dundee (the big lad) had done something to the wee lad then was intending to run away to thailand yet again, leaving us mortals to piece the poor wee sensitive soul that is Darth back together again.

Unfair, thats what it is.

Dundee, yer cards marked.... ::)   >:(
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 21:32:29
DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market

Erm I remember that asthough it was yesterday.. I aren't a grass but it was Zok, no two ways about it Jammie....
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 21:34:50
Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.

But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\

Gixer you need to get up to speed ::)
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: feeutfo on 15 June 2012, 21:36:21
Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.

But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\

Gixer you need to get up to speed ::)
....and is his Dad bigger than Tother lads Dad? ;D

A Scot to translate the Stokie too. ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 June 2012, 21:40:02
Does Dundee deserve punishment? Most certainly.

But I have no idea what you put in your first post Pinkypoo, anyone know hat he's on about? :-\

Gixer you need to get up to speed ::)
....and is his Dad bigger than Tother lads Dad? ;D

A Scot to translate the Stokie too. ;D

I really don't care how big his Dad is, my Dad used to chase bad guys all the time when Coppers were Coppers... Plus he threw Lamposts in his prime for fun ya ken?
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: feeutfo on 15 June 2012, 21:43:39
Well, no wonder he's fled to Thailand.  ...with ken? :-\
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: hotel21 on 15 June 2012, 21:45:42
Well, no wonder he's fled to Thailand.  ...with ken? :-\

Barbie gave Ken the elbow, apparently..... ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: hotel21 on 15 June 2012, 21:46:59
Well, no wonder he's fled to Thailand.  ...with ken? :-\

Barbie gave Ken the elbow, apparently..... ;D

... and if any of you actually know the city of Dundee - well, any port in a storm/any hole is a goal would be appropriate!! ;D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: TheBoy on 16 June 2012, 08:30:31
DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market

Erm I remember that asthough it was yesterday.. I aren't a grass but it was Zok, no two ways about it Jammie....
You told me it was the big grizzly highlander :o
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: Gaffers on 16 June 2012, 08:48:24
DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market

Erm I remember that asthough it was yesterday.. I aren't a grass but it was Zok, no two ways about it Jammie....
You told me it was the big grizzly highlander :o

DLK stirring the brown smelly stuff again?  I reckon it was actually him who done it  :D
Title: Re: Does Mike Dundee deserve punishment?
Post by: MikeDundee on 17 June 2012, 10:54:53
DLK and the Countess deserve punishment for drawing smily faces on my car... ...with a permanent market

Erm I remember that asthough it was yesterday.. I aren't a grass but it was Zok, no two ways about it Jammie....
You told me it was the big grizzly highlander :o

DLK stirring the brown smelly stuff again?  I reckon it was actually him who done it  :D

Exactly, you could not be more spot on :y, I had nothing to do with Daz disturbing H21's sleep or Mills & Boon etc.,  after all it was'nt me who phoned him :y, He has just been trying to get me into to trouble again, typical no good Stockies ;D