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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: amigov6 on 11 April 2008, 23:05:24
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Communism:- You have two cows. The government takes both & gives you a little sour milk.
Facism:- You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, & sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:- You have two cows. To register them, you fill in 23 forms in triplicate & don't have time to milk them.
Socialism:- You have two cows. The government takes one of them & gives it to your neighbour.
Democracy:- You have two cows. A vote is held & the cows win.
Envionmentalism:- You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
Libertarianism:- break off, i'll do what i want with my cows.
Capitalism:- You have two cows. You sell one & buy a bull.
NB Surrealism:- You have two porcupines. The government invites you to take cello lessons!
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Communism:- You have two cows. The government takes both & gives you a little sour milk.
Facism:- You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, & sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:- You have two cows. To register them, you fill in 23 forms in triplicate & don't have time to milk them.
Socialism:- You have two cows. The government takes one of them & gives it to your neighbour.
Democracy:- You have two cows. A vote is held & the cows win.
Envionmentalism:- You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
Libertarianism:- break off, i'll do what i want with my cows.
Capitalism:- You have two cows. You sell one & buy a bull.
NB Surrealism:- You have two porcupines. The government invites you to take cello lessons!
I think this might be closest to our current system, sadly! :'(