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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: omegod on 05 July 2012, 23:20:29
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SWMBO has been reading the latest lady thriller/lady porn book for the last few evenings and I have literally not heard a peep out of her!!!!
According to fellow blokes I should be in for some serious bedroom action over the next few nights so the question is..................................are there any spaces for a one person tent at the lakes meet over the weekend??? ;D
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My SWMBO is reading it as well. The silence is blissful. Not a peep from her since yesterday. She bought the trilogy so the peace should last until Sunday :y :y
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Sounds like a good tip. Could do with some piece round here. Thanks chaps. ;)
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same here SWMBO has been reading it and made the occasional passing Mr Grey comment,
I think I will get her book 2 and 3 to see what happens :D
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Theyve all been enjoyed here ;)
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Right I have done my bit (bought it) now for Internal Management to do some light reading. Just gonna sit back and wait for the home run :y
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Yep, my mrs is on the 2nd one now, seems EVERY female in town is talking about or reading these books.
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Yep, my mrs is on the 2nd one now, seems EVERY female in town is talking about or reading these books.
Read it for yourself and then you'll know why we've had the wettest June in history since records began ;D
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Yep, my mrs is on the 2nd one now, seems EVERY female in town is talking about or reading these books.
Read it for yourself and then you'll know why we've had the wettest June in history since records began ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Wifey asked me to download it onto her Kindle the other night,can't say I've reaped any benefit yet though ???
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Just ordered the trilogy for SWMBO. Long may this wet weather continue!! ;)
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im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them :) might even goi round again lol
and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive :'(
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I got asked my a 70-odd year old woman today if the book I was reading was 50 Shades. >shudder<
When the wrinklies are talking about it, you know the publicists have done their job.
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im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them :) might even goi round again lol
and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive :'(
It is certainly working here, had a rude awakening at 7 AM :o :o ;) ;) :)
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im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them :) might even goi round again lol
and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive :'(
Is that an offer to let me tie your tits up and whip them till they are purple?
PS
I promise to practice safe sex......I won't give you my real name or address.
PPS
I bet this post ain't gonna last long before someone from the Mary Whitehouse camp moans like a bitch that it is sexist and/or offensive ;D ;D
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I work at the printers where it is printed. We can print 240,000 books per day and we've just taken orders for 750,000 copies by Tuesday of next week. Oh dear, looming customer disappointment.
I even received a call from the main Waterstones D.C. asking when we were next delivering as they have run out.
Sold more copies than Harry Potter and any of the Dan Browns.
Still, keeps me in work :)
Mike
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im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them :) might even goi round again lol
and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive :'(
It is certainly working here, had a rude awakening at 7 AM :o :o ;) ;) :)
Jammy sod, like the Sahara over here :'(
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Thinking about getting them for the missus just before i get back..... how long before the action from the OH kicks in guys? So that I may time it with my return to the UK..
Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym. Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up :y
(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it ;D ;D ;D ;D)
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The film is due out on pornhub in the autumn ;D
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im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them :) might even goi round again lol
and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive :'(
Marie if thats a pic of you in your sig I will happily be your Mr Grey !!! I worship redheads :D :y
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Thinking about getting them for the missus just before i get back..... how long before the action from the OH kicks in guys? So that I may time it with my return to the UK..
Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym. Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up :y
(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it ;D ;D ;D ;D )
Has the General banned you from the camel? ;D
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My mrs has got these books 2 ,I read a page of one
The other night and was quite shocked of the detail :D
It was like reading a porn mag :P
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And now there is the film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player) out in 2013
Who will be taking their swmbo and who will reap the rewards :D :D :D :o :-[
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And now there is the film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player) out in 2013
Who will be taking their swmbo and who will reap the rewards :D :D :D :o :-[
By the time nanny has finished making sure it's not going to corrupt or offend there will be f**k all left to watch.
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im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them :) might even goi round again lol
and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive :'(
Marie if thats a pic of you in your sig I will happily be your Mr Grey !!! I worship redheads :D :y
That is me in my pic yes I am a red head very rarely get dolled up but when I do I look like that lol
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Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym. Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up :y
(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it ;D ;D ;D ;D)
Beleive me I have tried lol
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Out of curiosity, what the hell have you done to get 130 Bhp out of a "Swatch" "Mercedes" and "art car? Was it a Brabus to start with?
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just brought swmbo that fifty shades of grey
(http://i987.photobucket.com/albums/ae360/ianboniface/96a3943e.jpg)
think the lounge will look quite nice once she's finished :D
guess who's getting nowt tonight ;D
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Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym. Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up :y
(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it ;D ;D ;D ;D)
Beleive me I have tried lol
Not hard enough then....;-)
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Well I'm hoping once I loose my grab handles he will loose the barrel pmsl
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just brought swmbo that fifty shades of grey
(http://i987.photobucket.com/albums/ae360/ianboniface/96a3943e.jpg)
think the lounge will look quite nice once she's finished :D
guess who's getting nowt tonight ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D