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Title: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: omegod on 05 July 2012, 23:20:29
SWMBO has been reading the latest lady thriller/lady porn book for the last few evenings and I have literally not heard a peep out of her!!!!

According to fellow blokes I should be in for some serious bedroom action over the next few nights so the question is..................................are there any spaces for a one person tent at the lakes meet over the weekend??? ;D
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Tonka. on 05 July 2012, 23:39:45
My SWMBO is reading it as well. The silence is blissful. Not a peep from her since yesterday. She bought the trilogy so the peace should last until Sunday  :y :y   
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: feeutfo on 05 July 2012, 23:56:36
Sounds like a good tip. Could do with some piece round here. Thanks chaps. ;)
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Plomien on 06 July 2012, 07:11:27
same here SWMBO has been reading it and made the occasional passing Mr Grey comment,
I think I will get her book 2 and 3 to see what happens :D
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Jimbob on 06 July 2012, 08:25:29
Theyve all been enjoyed here ;)
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: sticka_v8_init on 06 July 2012, 08:36:40
Right I have done my bit (bought it) now for Internal Management to do some light reading. Just gonna sit back and wait for the home run :y
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: cam2502 on 06 July 2012, 08:48:16
Yep, my mrs is on the 2nd one now, seems EVERY female in town is talking about or reading these books.
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Martian on 06 July 2012, 10:00:25
Yep, my mrs is on the 2nd one now, seems EVERY female in town is talking about or reading these books.
Read it for yourself and then you'll know why we've had the wettest June in history since records began  ;D
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 July 2012, 10:48:14
Yep, my mrs is on the 2nd one now, seems EVERY female in town is talking about or reading these books.
Read it for yourself and then you'll know why we've had the wettest June in history since records began  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: henryd on 06 July 2012, 11:47:30
Wifey asked me to download it onto her Kindle the other night,can't say I've reaped any benefit yet though ???
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: twiglet on 06 July 2012, 12:50:10
Just ordered the trilogy for SWMBO.  Long may this wet weather continue!!  ;)
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Marie on 06 July 2012, 20:47:12
im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  :) might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive  :'(
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 06 July 2012, 20:51:39
I got asked my a 70-odd year old woman today if the book I was reading was 50 Shades. >shudder<

When the wrinklies are talking about it, you know the publicists have done their job.
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: omegod on 06 July 2012, 21:55:28
im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  :) might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive  :'(

It is certainly working here, had a rude awakening at 7 AM :o :o ;) ;) :)
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Martian on 06 July 2012, 22:03:44
im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  :) might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive  :'(
Is that an offer to let me tie your tits up and whip them till they are purple?

PS
I promise to practice safe sex......I won't give you my real name or address.



PPS
I bet this post ain't gonna last long before someone from the Mary Whitehouse camp moans like a bitch that it is sexist and/or offensive  ;D ;D
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: mike213735 on 06 July 2012, 23:08:04
I work at the printers where it is printed. We can print 240,000 books per day and we've just taken orders for 750,000 copies by Tuesday of next week. Oh dear, looming customer disappointment.

I even received a call from the main Waterstones D.C. asking when we were next delivering as they have run out.

Sold more copies than Harry Potter and any of the Dan Browns.

Still, keeps me in work :)

Mike
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: sticka_v8_init on 07 July 2012, 18:03:08
im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  :) might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive  :'(

It is certainly working here, had a rude awakening at 7 AM :o :o ;) ;) :)

Jammy sod, like the Sahara over here :'(
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Gaffers on 07 July 2012, 18:10:46
Thinking about getting them for the missus just before i get back..... how long before the action from the OH kicks in guys?  So that I may time it with my return to the UK..

Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym.  Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up :y

(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it ;D ;D ;D ;D)
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Richie London on 07 July 2012, 18:44:17
The film is due out on pornhub in the autumn ;D
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: omegod on 07 July 2012, 20:40:37
im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  :) might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive  :'(

Marie if thats a pic of you in your sig I will happily be your Mr Grey !!! I worship redheads  :D :y
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: CaptainZok on 07 July 2012, 23:17:08
Thinking about getting them for the missus just before i get back..... how long before the action from the OH kicks in guys?  So that I may time it with my return to the UK..

Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym.  Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up :y

(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it ;D ;D ;D ;D )
Has the General banned you from the camel? ;D
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Bucko on 08 July 2012, 10:43:33
My mrs has got these books 2 ,I read a page of one
The other night and was quite shocked of the detail  :D
It was like reading a porn mag  :P
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 10 July 2012, 23:24:34
And now there is the film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player) out in 2013

Who will be taking their swmbo and who will reap the rewards  :D :D :D :o :-[

Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Martian on 11 July 2012, 00:42:42
And now there is the film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player) out in 2013

Who will be taking their swmbo and who will reap the rewards  :D :D :D :o :-[
By the time nanny has finished making sure it's not going to corrupt or offend there will be f**k all left to watch.
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Marie on 11 July 2012, 07:12:55
im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  :) might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive  :'(

Marie if thats a pic of you in your sig I will happily be your Mr Grey !!! I worship redheads  :D :y

That is me in my pic yes I am a red head very rarely get dolled up but when I do I look like that lol
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Marie on 11 July 2012, 07:14:02


Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym.  Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up :y

(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it ;D ;D ;D ;D)

Beleive me I have tried lol
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: sticka_v8_init on 11 July 2012, 08:31:13
Out of curiosity, what the hell have you done to get 130 Bhp out of a "Swatch" "Mercedes" and "art car? Was it a Brabus to start with?
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: plym ian on 12 July 2012, 11:08:22
just brought swmbo that fifty shades of grey
(http://i987.photobucket.com/albums/ae360/ianboniface/96a3943e.jpg)
think the lounge will look quite nice once she's finished :D


guess who's getting nowt tonight ;D
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Gaffers on 12 July 2012, 18:08:52


Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym.  Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up :y

(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it ;D ;D ;D ;D)

Beleive me I have tried lol

Not hard enough then....;-)
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: Marie on 12 July 2012, 19:41:55
Well I'm hoping once I loose my grab handles he will loose the barrel pmsl
Title: Re: 50 shades of grey book
Post by: noel on 12 July 2012, 21:46:02
just brought swmbo that fifty shades of grey
(http://i987.photobucket.com/albums/ae360/ianboniface/96a3943e.jpg)
think the lounge will look quite nice once she's finished :D


guess who's getting nowt tonight ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D