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Title: Nuns in a mig!
Post by: Kate on 14 April 2008, 00:16:34
One night a couple who lived on the top floor of a high rise were arguing.  The fella had been 'having relationships' with many many women.

In a rage at 2pm the wife went to the kitchen, took out a knife, cut off the man's penis and threw it out of the window.

Meanwhile two nuns in a mig who got really lost were travelling along when something hit the window.

One nun said to the other:

'have you seen the size of the willy on that fly!' ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: albitz on 14 April 2008, 00:19:35
 ;D ;D ;D............nice to see you are in a lighter mood today :y
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 April 2008, 00:20:00
Haha   ;D ;D
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Post by: Kate on 14 April 2008, 00:20:25
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;D ;D ;D............nice to see you are in a lighter mood today :y

Sorry have I been a moan?
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Post by: albitz on 14 April 2008, 00:26:21
 :-[ no not at all,just some members were genuinely concerned about you :y
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Post by: Kate on 14 April 2008, 00:29:24
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:-[ no not at all,just some members were genuinely concerned about you :y

 Sorry didn't mean to worry you.  We have been together for nineteen years and she is great most of the time! (Sorry for those of you who haven't read previous threads). :-*
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Post by: albitz on 14 April 2008, 00:33:10
the road cant be smooth all the time i suppose :y
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Post by: Kate on 14 April 2008, 00:42:05
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the road cant be smooth all the time i suppose :y

Yes I'm sorry if I was a drama queen.
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Post by: Kate on 14 April 2008, 00:46:57
I like men as well you know, especially Johnny Depp.
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Post by: maria on 14 April 2008, 08:27:08
Your joke made me laugh kate and we all like to have a moan ,dont for get after all we are women ;D ;D ;D, well i do any way ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 14 April 2008, 08:58:24
Who`s the daddy! [size=9]long-legs[/size][/b]  ;D
Title: Re: Nuns in a mig!
Post by: Kate on 14 April 2008, 09:08:13
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Your joke made me laugh kate and we all like to have a moan ,dont for get after all we are women ;D ;D ;D, well i do any way ;D

Where have all the men gone? ;D
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Post by: The Barge Captain on 14 April 2008, 09:16:26
It's a willy joke - therefore a girls thread - right? ;)
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Post by: JiMbOb789 on 14 April 2008, 09:49:51
 ;D ;D ;D ;D