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Title: Crocs help wanted
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 August 2012, 00:33:17
I have crawled and walked and dragged my withered frame all the way from the depths of Mordor in my quest for my Preciouss, and quite frankly, my feet are killing me :'(

I have been reading about these Pink Crocs that Kevin Wood has mentioned, and it would seem we have a common goal... Somewhere up the M1, wherever that is :-\

If these Crocs can help me find my Precious, then perhaps my Precious will be able to avenge their captors >:(
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: crocs on 14 August 2012, 03:42:44
Man!  You ugly!  :-\

You will have to come and find me, I have been taken away again and it looks like wierd probings and other unspeakables have taken place while I was unconscious! :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 August 2012, 04:40:06
And you seem pink and rubbery >:(

Precious will be mine, and mine alone, whatever it takes.....
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: TheBoy on 14 August 2012, 13:03:27
I just had a surreal moment - for a second, I thought I was talking with a fictional children's book character and a pair of pink footwear...
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 August 2012, 16:01:10
Hmmm :-\ yous seems like a nice naive young man...perhaps I can tricks you, er,I mean help you in the quest for my Precious yesss :P
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 14 August 2012, 17:19:31
Gollum. If I were you I would keep away from that Mount Doom.... I can forsee the future using "The Force", it will not end well for you there  :'(

Crocs. You are no longer wanted I am hurt too say. I thought you were lost forever and so I have love for another pair   :( you will however be in my thoughts forever  :-*
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: TheBoy on 14 August 2012, 18:22:26
Crocs. You are no longer wanted I am hurt too say. I thought you were lost forever and so I have love for another pair   :(
You two timing, adulterous barsteward  >:(  ;D
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: crocs on 14 August 2012, 18:55:37
Oh the misery!!!!

Betrayed by my own dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 August 2012, 18:55:49
The poor Pink Crocs... I can't believe your Daddy has said something so hurtful :o :o ;D
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: 05omegav6 on 14 August 2012, 19:18:25
I just had a surreal moment - for a second, I thought I was talking with a fictional children's book character and a pair of pink footwear...

Sad but true ;D
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: Vamps on 14 August 2012, 21:09:00
The poor Pink Crocs... I can't believe your Daddy has said something so hurtful :o :o ;D

That is about as low as you can go, terrible, think of the poor Pink Crocks, that must be heartbreaking news to hear..... :'( :'( :'( :D
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: dbug on 14 August 2012, 21:25:42
An interesting thread - what more can I add?   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: TheBoy on 14 August 2012, 21:30:00
I've always said, Crocs, never trust a Stokkie. Even a pig ugly one like DLK.
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 August 2012, 21:47:43
And I thought Middle Earth was messed up :o

DLK must have no heart to abandon his own like that :'( I will never give up on my Preciousss :'(


NEVER  >:(
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: dad1uk on 14 August 2012, 21:51:20


Oh Croc you poor thing, I feel so sorry for you. :o :o :o :( :(
I have just found out the following info...........






Your replacements aint even Pink!!!! :-[ ??? :o













(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg200/dad1uk/Croc.jpg)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: crocs on 15 August 2012, 18:23:21
Don't tell me he's gone black.... :o :o :o :o :o :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: Gaffers on 15 August 2012, 19:20:43
 ;D ;D ;D

Once you go black........ ;)
Title: Re: Crocs help wanted
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 August 2012, 19:55:54
Eugh :o far too much information :-\

Enjoy your worthless pink crocs,  ;D

 I've a lead on my Precious :y. Off to Nottingham to see a man about a spoon...