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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Debs. on 18 April 2008, 21:50:05
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One day a Lawyer who had been stranded on a deserted island for
over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the
possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.
Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood
a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Lawyer and said to
him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Lawyer.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the
left sleeve or her wetsuit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "I Say,"
said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish
whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a
pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!"
stated the Lawyer. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long
front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked,
"And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Lawyer fell to his knees and sobbed,
"I Say - Goodness Gracious!....Don't tell me that you've got a set of golf clubs in there too!"
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Obviously didn't have the [size=8]golf[/size] balls !
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Class!!! ;D