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Title: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Varche on 28 August 2012, 10:53:13
Saw this and thought a few forum members might be interested.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039

Wonder if you can get it on TC? ;D ;D

Stage left thunder of feet as DD reaches for the keyboard................
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: PhilRich on 28 August 2012, 11:33:41
Hmmmm, no replies in nearly half an hour Varche! There must be a bloody long queue for cheap flights to Mumbai ;D
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Del Boy on 28 August 2012, 11:59:32
Hmmmm, no replies in nearly half an hour Varche! There must be a bloody long queue for cheap flights to Mumbai ;D

Just got back, need to find a test subject now, the mrs said no  :o
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: pauls on 28 August 2012, 12:24:42
It would take more than a tube of that for my missus ;D
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: mantahatch on 28 August 2012, 12:34:14
Thankfully not needed here, wife had 2 caeserains  :y (must check spelling)
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 28 August 2012, 13:13:19
It would need to be called 15 again here in the U.K. ::) ;)
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 28 August 2012, 13:33:02
 ;D ;D Snr Varch knows me only too well. :-*

With such enterprise is it any wonder India now owns both Jaguar and Land Rover, provides the delightful voice behind many call-centres, is an atomic power and has a space programme - much respect and admiration?

With those pressing engagements seen to, perhaps they can now ensure that their many citizens have adequate housing to live in, food to eat and the means to provide for their burgeoning numbers in the coming years of what seems to be this decisive century for the human race.

I shouldn’t really need to add that I love Indian women and, to be PC, Pakistani women as well. :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Pitchfork on 28 August 2012, 17:31:21
I like the quote 'it fills a gap'  :-X
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Marie on 28 August 2012, 17:40:45
lol

sod the cream its called pelvic floor exercises  ;D ;D ;D ;D do them often enough and correctly and jobs a gooden  :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Rods2 on 28 August 2012, 20:11:23
;D ;D Snr Varch knows me only too well. :-*

With such enterprise is it any wonder India now owns both Jaguar and Land Rover, provides the delightful voice behind many call-centres, is an atomic power and has a space programme - much respect and admiration?

With those pressing engagements seen to, perhaps they can now ensure that their many citizens have adequate housing to live in, food to eat and the means to provide for their burgeoning numbers in the coming years of what seems to be this decisive century for the human race.

I shouldn’t really need to add that I love Indian women and, to be PC, Pakistani women as well. :-* :-* :-*

Are you the official UK importer yet?  ::) ::) ::) ::)

You should do a roaring trade with the clientele you aspire to be with.  ;) :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

This time next year you'll be a millionaire.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

The year after it will be Sir DD for services to women.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 28 August 2012, 20:47:32
It would need to be called 15 again here in the U.K. ::) ;)

You can tell you're fairly Southern, that's all I'm saying.
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: tigers_gonads on 28 August 2012, 23:01:28
I suppose it fills a gap on the market  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 28 August 2012, 23:08:28
It would need to be called 15 again here in the U.K. ::) ;)

You can tell you're fairly Southern, that's all I'm saying.

Oooop Norf it'd have to be called 12 Again!!  :-X
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Vamps on 29 August 2012, 00:37:41
It would need to be called 15 again here in the U.K. ::) ;)

You can tell you're fairly Southern, that's all I'm saying.

Oooop Norf it'd have to be called 12 Again!!  :-X

I hope not, Miss Vamps has just turned 12..... :'( :'( :) :-X :-X
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: ozzycat on 29 August 2012, 00:54:29
are you sure its not called gungum :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Vamps on 29 August 2012, 01:03:09
are you sure its not called gungum :D :D :D :D

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: Rods2 on 29 August 2012, 01:24:56
are you sure its not called gungum :D :D :D :D

 :D :D :D

No, fish fillet.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Virginity Cream?
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 29 August 2012, 19:29:18
It would need to be called 15 again here in the U.K. ::) ;)

You can tell you're fairly Southern, that's all I'm saying.

Oooop Norf it'd have to be called 12 Again!!  :-X

I hope not, Miss Vamps has just turned 12..... :'( :'( :) :-X :-X



I think you're far enough from civilisation to not worry ;)

Must admit, I thought you were further away from me than you are...