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Title: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Ken T on 17 April 2008, 22:06:46
Just discovered the front number plate is missing from my Wife's Corsa. There is no sign of broken plastic bolts, so it looks like some lowlife has unscrewed it.  How do we stop this trash ?

Ken
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 17 April 2008, 22:08:03
Easy....555 timer, power Mosfet and a LOPT.....
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: CaptainZok on 17 April 2008, 22:10:01
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Easy....555 timer, power Mosfet and a LOPT.....
Scrote zapper ;D ;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2008, 22:10:58
Report it, cos someone is gonna fill up with petrol with your wifes plate fitted to their car. :(
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Ken T on 17 April 2008, 22:14:12
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Easy....555 timer, power Mosfet and a LOPT.....


Nice one, and a camera to take pics as their hair stands on end. What do you recon 50KV ?.

Talking numbers I saw a Mondeo the other day with the reg 746KW. Wishful thinking !

Ken
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Kevin Wood on 17 April 2008, 22:17:43
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Easy....555 timer, power Mosfet and a LOPT.....


Nice one, and a camera to take pics as their hair stands on end. What do you recon 50KV ?.

Talking numbers I saw a Mondeo the other day with the reg 746KW. Wishful thinking !

Ken

 ;D

Takes me back to my childhood days of charging up capacitors on a 500 volt Megger and then giving them to my little brothers to play with.
 [smiley=evil.gif]

Kevin
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: HolyCount on 17 April 2008, 22:23:23
similar to my schooldays --- standing in brothel creepers ( well insulated), one hand firmly clamped in the dome of a Van Der Graff generator, getting nicely charged .... then pointing my finger at the back of some freshers neck waiting for the spark and scream! ;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Minispud on 17 April 2008, 22:24:01
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Easy....555 timer, power Mosfet and a LOPT.....


Nice one, and a camera to take pics as their hair stands on end. What do you recon 50KV ?.

Talking numbers I saw a Mondeo the other day with the reg 746KW. Wishful thinking !

Ken

 ;D

Takes me back to my childhood days of charging up capacitors on a 500 volt Megger and then giving them to my little brothers to play with.
 [smiley=evil.gif]

Kevin

 You've got a WKD side to you Kevin  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: CaptainZok on 17 April 2008, 22:53:46
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Easy....555 timer, power Mosfet and a LOPT.....


Nice one, and a camera to take pics as their hair stands on end. What do you recon 50KV ?.

Talking numbers I saw a Mondeo the other day with the reg 746KW. Wishful thinking !

Ken

 ;D

Takes me back to my childhood days of charging up capacitors on a 500 volt Megger and then giving them to my little brothers to play with.
 [smiley=evil.gif]

Kevin
Aprentice sparkys used to do that then drop em in the gents urinals at a certain local tech college. :o :o
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: hotel21 on 17 April 2008, 22:55:26
We used to do a three man team on meggers.....

One on one clip, one on the other and the third on the windy slip clutch ( no push button crap back then) when, on the word of command, all worked in sync upon the unsuspecting targets bare neck whilst crouched over the desk....

Oh, how we laughed!!     ;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: hotel21 on 17 April 2008, 23:00:31
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Just discovered the front number plate is missing from my Wife's Corsa. There is no sign of broken plastic bolts, so it looks like some lowlife has unscrewed it.  How do we stop this trash ?

Ken

Ken - report it to the Police.  The number may end up being used on a clone or petrol drive off.....    :y
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Martin_1962 on 17 April 2008, 23:03:18
Call Police ASAP
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2008, 23:23:48
I said that before all the violent members posted. :o :o :o
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Ken T on 17 April 2008, 23:42:55
Thanks Guys, will do tomorrow.

My WKD side prefers Mark DTM's solution..........................   ;D ;D

Ken
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: caolan_p on 18 April 2008, 01:00:02
sorry i have to say who ever took it [i think kids for a gokert] is not very smart 1 as they will have no use with just the 1 plate they wil need the back,and if they can copy a plate,what about a pen?? so i say kids or very very dum adult  ;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Vamps on 18 April 2008, 01:01:33
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sorry i have to say who ever took it [i think kids for a gokert] is not very smart 1 as they will have no use with just the 1 plate they wil need the back,and if they can copy a plate,what about a pen?? so i say kids or very very dum adult  ;D

Not for petrol, camera only take front plate. :)
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Marie on 18 April 2008, 11:36:26
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Easy....555 timer, power Mosfet and a LOPT.....


Nice one, and a camera to take pics as their hair stands on end. What do you recon 50KV ?.

Talking numbers I saw a Mondeo the other day with the reg 746KW. Wishful thinking !

Ken

 ;D

Takes me back to my childhood days of charging up capacitors on a 500 volt Megger and then giving them to my little brothers to play with.
 [smiley=evil.gif]

Kevin

We have just been doing this in work. opps did i say that i ment to say we always work hard with not skylarking. funny as you like though ;D ;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 April 2008, 11:46:11
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We have just been doing this in work. opps did i say that i ment to say we always work hard with not skylarking. funny as you like though ;D ;D

ISTR the next step up from that was trying to make a Jacob's ladder with a big old paper in oil capacitor charged up by a line output transformer. Luckily we tried it round my mate's house and his parents kept finding digital clocks around the house that were stuck displaying 88:88 or other nonsense.  ::)

Kevin
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 18 April 2008, 11:50:21
No, the next step up is a tesla coil....easily made if you have a handy supply of brake pipe  ::)

I should of course have said to use a power transistor capable of with standing 800+V and not a power Mosfet in this application..... :y
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 April 2008, 13:14:13
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No, the next step up is a tesla coil....easily made if you have a handy supply of brake pipe  ::)
Have seen a couple of impressive demos but never got round to making one. Apparently to form the secondary you need a short length of 8" polyester Gas main (the yellow stuff you sometimes see offcuts of by the side of the road..)  ::) Ahem. So I'm told.

Brake line or microbore pipe for the primary as you say, and a neon sign transformer, some tank caps and a spark gap.

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I should of course have said to use a power transistor capable of with standing 800+V and not a power Mosfet in this application..... :y

Ahh, yes. Good old BU208..


I must admit I'm ashamed that I never thought of this:
http://freespace.virgin.net/michael.tucknott/jacobs.htm

Jacob's ladder with added hairspray!

Kevin
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Debs. on 18 April 2008, 14:11:48
I`ve built a couple of HVTesla coils....`not solid state though; using a surplus overhead-line tranny and homemade Caps.....however, the spark-gap causes just a 'tad' too much interference locally  :-[ so can only run`once in a blue moon....`heaps of fun though! ;)

An enjoyable hour may be had browsing here:
http://www.kronjaeger.com/hv/
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 April 2008, 14:42:31
When you say "overhead line transformer" you don't mean what I think you mean, do you?  :o

Kevin
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Debs. on 18 April 2008, 14:50:52
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When you say "overhead line transformer" you don't mean what I think you mean, do you?  :o

Kevin

 ;) If you mean steel-cased/oil-filled, 46Kv./230v and [size=8](ahem!)[/size] 'surplus to local utility-requirements'....then yes!
One has to be VERY careful of course!  ;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 April 2008, 14:56:23
Makes my suggestion of a neon sign transformer look a bit inadequate. :-[

You must be able to run one serious tesla coil from one of those.  :o

Kevin
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 18 April 2008, 14:58:51
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When you say "overhead line transformer" you don't mean what I think you mean, do you?  :o

Kevin

 ;) If you mean steel-cased/oil-filled, 46Kv./230v and [size=8](ahem!)[/size] 'surplus to local utility-requirements'....then yes!
One has to be VERY careful of course!  ;D


Blimey, you have your own pole pig!

Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Debs. on 18 April 2008, 15:34:33
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Makes my suggestion of a neon sign transformer look a bit inadequate. :-[

You must be able to run one serious tesla coil from one of those.  :o

Kevin

[size=14]Oh Yes![/size]  ::) .....`streamers up to 3-4 ft.!  :y

`though I must confess to frightening myself with it at times....`ripping the air apart makes a heck of a lot of noise.  :o

I`d play with it more, but the interference issue is problematic....I try to run it for the local-village show in August; `pleases the crowds!  ;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: achoo81 on 18 April 2008, 20:42:00
I once worked with a chap who's trick was to hold on to a plug lead of a running engine then touch whoever walked past him on the back of the leg, he said he found the resultant scream and leap very gratifying.
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Danny on 18 April 2008, 21:11:28
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Just discovered the front number plate is missing from my Wife's Corsa. There is no sign of broken plastic bolts, so it looks like some lowlife has unscrewed it.  How do we stop this trash ?

Ken

actually.... are you sure she didnt just prang it and lose the number plate??? ;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 18 April 2008, 21:57:12
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When you say "overhead line transformer" you don't mean what I think you mean, do you?  :o

Kevin

 ;) If you mean steel-cased/oil-filled, 46Kv./230v and [size=8](ahem!)[/size] 'surplus to local utility-requirements'....then yes!
One has to be VERY careful of course!  ;D

Sounds like a very effective electric counter measures device.....the resulting RF must send receivers within a few miles pretty wappy!
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 18 April 2008, 21:59:28
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Easy....555 timer, power Mosfet and a LOPT.....


Nice one, and a camera to take pics as their hair stands on end. What do you recon 50KV ?.

Talking numbers I saw a Mondeo the other day with the reg 746KW. Wishful thinking !

Ken

 ;D

Takes me back to my childhood days of charging up capacitors on a 500 volt Megger and then giving them to my little brothers to play with.
 [smiley=evil.gif]

Kevin

;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: HerefordElite on 18 April 2008, 22:12:28
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Makes my suggestion of a neon sign transformer look a bit inadequate. :-[

You must be able to run one serious tesla coil from one of those.  :o

Kevin

[size=14]Oh Yes![/size]  ::) .....`streamers up to 3-4 ft.!  :y

`though I must confess to frightening myself with it at times....`ripping the air apart makes a heck of a lot of noise.  :o

I`d play with it more, but the interference issue is problematic....I try to run it for the local-village show in August; `pleases the crowds!  ;D

 :exclamation
Voltage sources used for spark experiments tend use extremely high voltages - keep a respectful distance. Also, capacitors which store a lot of energy make sparks brighter and louder, but are also quite deadly. Make sure they are fully discharged before touching them. Bleeder resistors are recommended.  :exclamation

wise words ;D
Title: Re: Some B*****D has knicked my Wife's number plate
Post by: JonArgraig on 19 April 2008, 01:57:12
Reminds me of the time I had to go out to a incident at a night club where some bright spark (see what I did there :p )

Used a Taser stun gun against a 7ft long metal urnial...

I tried to keep a stright face honest.