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Title: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: Debs. on 18 April 2008, 22:07:32

Three guys are in a doctor's office.
One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the thirds a gay guy.
The doctor tells each of them that, if they indulge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.

Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, “I don't care if I die, I need a drink.”
The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.

Meanwhile, the smoker and the gay guy are walking along.
Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.
The gay guy looks over and says, “If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead.”  ;D

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: albitz on 18 April 2008, 22:13:40

 ;D ;D ;D ;D...youve found the big joke book again debs  :y

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 18 April 2008, 22:19:15

 ;D :y

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: amigov6 on 18 April 2008, 22:29:16

 ;D

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 18 April 2008, 22:29:18

Brilliant ;D

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: Vamps on 18 April 2008, 23:06:08

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: Entwood on 18 April 2008, 23:18:29

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: shyboy on 19 April 2008, 08:00:26

 ;D ;D ;D. For God's sake, stop it! I've got a bad back and it hurts when I laugh.

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 April 2008, 08:01:49

 ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: waspy on 19 April 2008, 08:22:49

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: Marie on 19 April 2008, 08:54:21

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: 3 Guys At The Doctors
Post by: psl on 19 April 2008, 09:19:55

 ;D ;D ;D :y