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Title: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: STMO123 on 01 September 2012, 14:54:39
Max Bygraves is dead.
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: henryd on 01 September 2012, 14:55:50
No sh!t sherlock :o

Edit I thought he died years ago hence my comment :-\
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 September 2012, 16:11:24
Max Bygraves is dead.






....and ? ::) ::) :)


Thought he'd been dead a good twenty years.
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: dbug on 01 September 2012, 16:39:25
Max Bygraves is dead.

Thank god for that  :y
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 01 September 2012, 16:55:28
Aah, it's sad news all the same - he was one on the few all-round performers left from what was a golden age for variety entertainment.


(http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv345/Catdracula/th_GillyGillyOssenfefferKatzenellenbogenbytheSea.jpg) (http://s698.photobucket.com/albums/vv345/Catdracula/?action=view&current=GillyGillyOssenfefferKatzenellenbogenbytheSea.mp4)
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: SteveAvfc. on 01 September 2012, 17:00:06
Ken Dodd died last night  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 01 September 2012, 17:06:16
Elvis is still alive and working in a chip shop  ;D ;D

M Jackson just simply went home  ;D ;D ;D (MIB)

Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: SteveAvfc. on 01 September 2012, 17:08:28
Lord Lucan does a night shift at ASDA  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 01 September 2012, 17:12:58
Ken Dodd died last night  ;D ;D

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: SteveAvfc. on 01 September 2012, 17:15:07
Ken Dodd died last night  ;D ;D

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

Easier to type than say  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: Del Boy on 01 September 2012, 18:02:31
Max Bygraves did die today though didn't he?
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: albitz on 01 September 2012, 18:05:51
Yep.He was 89.  :y
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 September 2012, 19:03:00
Ken Dodd died last night  ;D ;D

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

Easier to type than say  ;D ;D


So is Red lorry .....Yellow lorry. Bet you can't say it fast.. ;)
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: jaykay on 01 September 2012, 19:04:55
Ken Dodd died last night  ;D ;D

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

Easier to type than say  ;D ;D
Still chucklin now..hehe
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: henryd on 01 September 2012, 19:07:55
I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant pluckers son,I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

try that quickly or with a few beers on board :D ;D
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: Big_Al on 01 September 2012, 20:18:32
Or this one as fast as you can . . . "I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop" ;D ;D
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 01 September 2012, 20:59:35
Yep just come in on the wire - it's confirmed

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2196740/Max-Bygraves-dead-Veteran-entertainer-dies-aged-89-battle-Alzheimers.html?ito=feeds-newsxml (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2196740/Max-Bygraves-dead-Veteran-entertainer-dies-aged-89-battle-Alzheimers.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)

RIP
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 September 2012, 21:14:47
Elvis is still alive and working in a chip shop  ;D ;D

M Jackson just simply went home  ;D ;D ;D (MIB)

According to 'Crowded House' Elvis works in a 7-11....  ;)  Forget the name of the song now...  :-\
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 01 September 2012, 21:32:35
Elvis is still alive and working in a chip shop  ;D ;D

M Jackson just simply went home  ;D ;D ;D (MIB)

According to 'Crowded House' Elvis works in a 7-11....  ;)  Forget the name of the song now...  :-\

actually its "I saw elvis presley walk out of a seven eleven"

Chocolate Cake is the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMgU5B2TZIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMgU5B2TZIA) @ 2:10
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: swordfish on 01 September 2012, 21:34:44
try this one ;  i slit the sheet the sheet slit me slit was the sheet that was slit by me       ;D ;D ;D ;
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: biggriffin on 01 September 2012, 22:57:50
so who isnt dead,and who works in a chip shop?  :D
   and  is elvis still on fireman sam ;D ;D
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 September 2012, 23:15:45
Elvis is still alive and working in a chip shop  ;D ;D

M Jackson just simply went home  ;D ;D ;D (MIB)

According to 'Crowded House' Elvis works in a 7-11....  ;)  Forget the name of the song now...  :-\

actually its "I saw elvis presley walk out of a seven eleven"

Chocolate Cake is the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMgU5B2TZIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMgU5B2TZIA) @ 2:10

Well done Phil!  :)   You beat me to it... I dug out my Crowded House CD and I'm enjoying listening to it!  :y

I stand corrected!!  :-[
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: Nickbat on 01 September 2012, 23:31:43
I feel bad now about ever telling that very old joke again, when the judge asks the defendant if he has a criminal record and he says "Yes, Your Honour, Max Bygraves singing Deck of Cards".  ;)
Title: Re: I wanna tell you a story
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 September 2012, 23:57:39
My Nan had a Max Bygraves Christmas album and every year......  :(