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Title: Bad Joke
Post by: Andyb on 25 April 2008, 20:57:53

At recent darts tournament, Phil "The Power" Taylor stepped up to the 'ockey. First dart......treble 20, a good start.

Second dart...single 20. The man is not happy and throws his final dart hard towards the board. The dart strikes the metal scoring ring and rebounds into the crowd with vicious velocity, where it tragically pierces the eye of the local convents' Mother Superior, killing her instantly!

The score keeper quickly looks round, tots up the score and announces

"One nun dead and eightyyyyyyyyy"

Title: Re: Bad Joke
Post by: waspy on 25 April 2008, 21:01:46

Like it  ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: mars on 25 April 2008, 21:02:30

Oh dear!  ::) ;)

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Post by: Vamps on 25 April 2008, 21:03:45

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;) ;)

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Post by: albitz on 25 April 2008, 21:14:15

COAT !  :D ;D

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Post by: Debs. on 25 April 2008, 21:26:43

 ;D Please do not make a 'habit' of posting jokes as bad as that!  ::)

Title: Re: Bad Joke
Post by: amigov6 on 25 April 2008, 21:34:32

That's nearly as bad as the version where the friendly alien got the dart in the eye, resulting in the call "One hundred & E.T.!"
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