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Title: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 November 2012, 14:12:51
Not mine, "borrowed" from someone else but very good all the same :y :y

1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka,2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver

Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the Vodka.

Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: cleggy on 15 November 2012, 14:14:54
Oldies but Goodies, nice to read it again :D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 November 2012, 15:38:30
Oldies but Goodies, nice to read it again :D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yeah... I haven't seen it for a few years so thought it was worthy
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: henryd on 15 November 2012, 16:18:00
Very good ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: omega3000 on 15 November 2012, 16:37:11
 ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: Rods2 on 15 November 2012, 17:41:54
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Many people use the recipe everyday in the Ukraine.  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: cleggy on 15 November 2012, 18:21:15
;D ;D ;D ;D

Many people use the recipe everyday in the Ukraine.  :o :o :o :o
You still here? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: Turk on 15 November 2012, 21:00:58
What if you don't have a cat ?   Will two medium sized Gerbils do instead ?  :-\
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: Del Boy on 15 November 2012, 22:55:09
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: Vamps on 15 November 2012, 22:58:42
I would say very good But my Mum has said I need to join a new gang as you are a bad influence....... :D :D :D :P
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: ozzycat on 15 November 2012, 23:07:38
I would say very good But my Mum has said I need to join a new gang as you are a bad influence....... :D :D :D :P
but not as much fun ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: Vamps on 15 November 2012, 23:17:18
I would say very good But my Mum has said I need to join a new gang as you are a bad influence....... :D :D :D :P
but not as much fun ;D ;D ;D

No, going to hook up with STMO, his people skills are excellent the worst I have ever seen..... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Post by: ozzycat on 16 November 2012, 01:52:31
I would say very good But my Mum has said I need to join a new gang as you are a bad influence....... :D :D :D :P
but not as much fun ;D ;D ;D

No, going to hook up with STMO, his people skills are excellent the worst I have ever seen..... :D :D :D
good luck poor old steve :D :D :D