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Title: Headlines of the Year
Post by: ians on 01 May 2008, 17:53:53
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

 

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

 

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

 

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

 

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

 

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

 
And the winner is....

 


Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Title: Re: Headlines of the Year
Post by: Entwood on 01 May 2008, 17:56:05
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Methinks you have too much time on your hands .....   :)
Title: Re: Headlines of the Year
Post by: albitz on 01 May 2008, 17:56:36
sounds like murray walkers thoughts on the world at large . :D
Title: Re: Headlines of the Year
Post by: Debs. on 01 May 2008, 17:57:33
Quote

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

 ;D ;D We`ve found the level!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Headlines of the Year
Post by: ians on 01 May 2008, 17:58:57
yes sorry Debs.  I did consider deleting that one..
Title: Re: Headlines of the Year
Post by: Pitchfork on 01 May 2008, 18:49:09
Anyone remember the line 'Slim, there's a light on Uranus' from Space Patrol?
http://homepages.tesco.net/~space.patrol/SpacePatrol/Home.htm