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Title: beer makes you smarter
Post by: phil her up on 01 May 2008, 23:45:56

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Title: Re: beer makes you smarter
Post by: albitz on 01 May 2008, 23:46:47

makes perfect sense to me. :y

Title: Re: beer makes you smarter
Post by: Vamps on 01 May 2008, 23:51:43

You have obviously researched this subject so now you can say that 'research shows that beer can make you smarter'
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: beer makes you smarter
Post by: Entwood on 01 May 2008, 23:53:59

Logical captain ... most logical  :)

Title: Re: beer makes you smarter
Post by: phil her up on 02 May 2008, 00:01:44

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You have obviously researched this subject so now you can say that 'research shows that beer can make you smarter'

   Yes it has taken me many years of research, involving much time & effort utilising the services of pubs up & down the country, drinking vast ammounts of beer,sometimes even taking the work into my own home, still you have to make sacrifices to achive a accurate & conclusive result    :y  

Title: Re: beer makes you smarter
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 02 May 2008, 00:45:40

Kills off the weakest brain cells.

mmmmmm, time to start doing research me thinks.

Will start tomorrow night as I have no plans for the weekend.

 :D ;D :D ;D :D

Title: Re: beer makes you smarter
Post by: albitz on 02 May 2008, 00:49:22

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You have obviously researched this subject so now you can say that 'research shows that beer can make you smarter'

   Yes it has taken me many years of research, involving much time & effort utilising the services of pubs up & down the country, drinking vast ammounts of beer,sometimes even taking the work into my own home, still you have to make sacrifices to achive a accurate & conclusive result    :y  

you have my fullest sympathy ,you have obviously had to go through a great deal of suffering in order to complete your research for the benefit of the rest of us  ;) ;D ;D

Title: Re: beer makes you smarter
Post by: Big Fra on 02 May 2008, 02:42:20

Big fra no function beer without! ;)

Title: Re: beer makes you smarter
Post by: Biggun on 02 May 2008, 08:15:14

Sounds right to me :y