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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Marie on 01 May 2008, 17:11:34
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swmbo stand for????
Having a DUMB day? :o
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She Whom Must Be Obeyed :y
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She Whom Must Be Obeyed :y
Yes, and it is good that so many of the male members recognize this to be a true fact! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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She Whom Must Be Obeyed :y
Yes, and it is good that so many of the male members recognize this to be a true fact! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
I'm an exception then ;D
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I have a SWTSMBO
She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed :y
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I have a SWTSMBO
She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed :y
so do i :y ;D
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I have a SWTSMBO
She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed :y
No! We KNOW we MUST be obeyed, or no pleasures later!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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works both ways ;) ;D
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She Whom Must Be Obeyed :y
Yes, and it is good that so many of the male members recognize this to be a true fact! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
I find it best to humor SWMBO......it makes her feel important ::)
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in my relationship, all is equal, and believe it or not it works perfectly :y
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works both ways ;) ;D
Ah, but we can do without it and be patient!
;D ;D ;D ;)
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in my relationship, all is equal, and believe it or not it works perfectly :y
Now that is mature thinking! Good for you Danny!
;D :y
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works both ways ;) ;D
Ah, but we can do without it and be patient!
;D ;D ;D ;)
you try to fool us into believing that but i dont buy it,or maybe im just good ;D ;D ;D
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in my relationship, all is equal, and believe it or not it works perfectly :y
Agreed, as long as we do as we are told.. ;D ;D
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I have a SWTSMBO
She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed :y
No! We KNOW we MUST be obeyed, or no pleasures later!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
I work away from home 5 days a week.... not much chance there :P
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in my relationship, all is equal, and believe it or not it works perfectly :y
Creep ;)
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in my relationship, all is equal, and believe it or not it works perfectly :y
Not in mine its not, for my SWYMBO, the kitchen is a place you walk through to get to the washing machine ::)
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
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my swmbo says its near the cooker, i'l have to take her word for that ;D
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I have a SWTSMBO
She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed :y
No! We KNOW we MUST be obeyed, or no pleasures later!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
I work away from home 5 days a week.... not much chance there :P
You poor sole! :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
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im useless at diy,which is a good thing,gives me more time to mess about with the mig and bike . ;)
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
So do saucepans!
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
So do saucepans!
:o Saucepans, Irons, Washing Machine!.....You bunch of blokes!!!! ::)
Really excellent presents (IMHO) include: A cruise, a Ducati motorbike, a (late model) Irmsher-Miggy......the wish-list is long and does not include ANY domestic appliances! ;D
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
So do saucepans!
:o Saucepans, Irons, Washing Machine!.....You bunch of blokes!!!! ::)
Really excellent presents (IMHO) include: A cruise, a Ducati motorbike, a (late model) Irmsher-Miggy......the wish-list is long and does not include ANY domestic appliances! ;D
You're no fun.
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I have it on good authority that if I ever buy Mrs. KW a foot spa she will leave.
Kevin
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
So do saucepans!
:o Saucepans, Irons, Washing Machine!.....You bunch of blokes!!!! ::)
Really excellent presents (IMHO) include: A cruise, a Ducati motorbike, a (late model) Irmsher-Miggy......the wish-list is long and does not include ANY domestic appliances! ;D
i got an 07 ducati sitting about doing nothing,but i dont think swtsmbo would be pleased if i said i was giving it away to a nice blonde lady . ;D
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
Highly appreciated on birthdays! ;D ;D
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i got an 07 ducati sitting about doing nothing,but i dont think swtsmbo would be pleased if i said i was giving it away to a nice blonde lady . ;D
;D Does Mrs. Albitz know she`s been renamed (demoted)? ;D
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
Highly appreciated on birthdays! ;D ;D
One day she may let you forget it.....
But then again :-/
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
Highly appreciated on birthdays! ;D ;D
Just when she needs an offensive weapon there's a couple of pounds of steel in her hand. Risky strategy. I've done myself enough injuries with an iron without SWMBO's help. Mental note to wait for it to cool down next time I fill the steam generator. :-X
Kevin
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
Highly appreciated on birthdays! ;D ;D
One day she may let you forget it.....
But then again :-/
Now we all know that one of the errors in the female chromosome set is the ability to remember pointless things for a silly amount of time.... ::)
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
Highly appreciated on birthdays! ;D ;D
One day she may let you forget it.....
But then again :-/
Now we all know that one of the errors in the female chromosome set is the ability to remember pointless things for a silly amount of time.... ::)
Cue Churchill....
Ohhhhh Yes
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
I have bought SWTSMBO a few irons.......
They were bought to replace to ones that she damaged. strangely enough they all broke the same way......they hit the wall :o :o
one of them was still plugged into the wall with one of those flexy extensions......she lobbed it at me when i really hacked her off ;D ;D once it had hit the wall the flex decided to coil up again.....and headed towards her....her face was a picture ;D ;D
trust me i have to really wind her up....and when i do....stand well back.....i love her really
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
I have bought SWTSMBO a few irons.......
They were bought to replace to ones that she damaged. strangely enough they all broke the same way......they hit the wall :o :o
one of them was still plugged into the wall with one of those flexy extensions......she lobbed it at me when i really hacked her off ;D ;D once it had hit the wall the flex decided to coil up again.....and headed towards her....her face was a picture ;D ;D
trust me i have to really wind her up....and when i do....stand well back.....i love her really
Sounds like it's a good job you're only at home 2 days a week. Must lower the life insurance premium a bit. :o
Kevin
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i got an 07 ducati sitting about doing nothing,but i dont think swtsmbo would be pleased if i said i was giving it away to a nice blonde lady . ;D
;D Does Mrs. Albitz know she`s been renamed (demoted)? ;D
not yet i will have to wait until she,s in a good mood ;D ;D
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
I have bought SWTSMBO a few irons.......
They were bought to replace to ones that she damaged. strangely enough they all broke the same way......they hit the wall :o :o
one of them was still plugged into the wall with one of those flexy extensions......she lobbed it at me when i really hacked her off ;D ;D once it had hit the wall the flex decided to coil up again.....and headed towards her....her face was a picture ;D ;D
trust me i have to really wind her up....and when i do....stand well back.....i love her really
Sounds like it's a good job you're only at home 2 days a week. Must lower the life insurance premium a bit. :o
Kevin
and lengthen my lifespan :y
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whats a washing machine ? :-/ ;D
Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.
Make good presents do Irons ::)
Highly appreciated on birthdays! ;D ;D
Just when she needs an offensive weapon there's a couple of pounds of steel in her hand. Risky strategy. I've done myself enough injuries with an iron without SWMBO's help. Mental note to wait for it to cool down next time I fill the steam generator. :-X
Kevin
I never buy her things with handles, as she can get a good swing on it, and that hurts!
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I've never obeyed, why should i? Never expected to be obeyed either.
I had to obey when i was a littl'un but i'm a big'un now! :D
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Appliances - what classes as such.
What about smoothie makers ect?
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Appliances - what classes as such.
What about smoothie makers ect?
....Hmmmm, well: I think 'technically' anything that makes one feel 'better' when using it cannot by definition be an appliance.....so, chocolate fountains, smoothie makers and ice-cream makers fall into the non-appliance (welcome) gift-band....whilst, irons, laundry, saucepans fall into the other more 'consequential' band! ;D
...bet you didn`t realise it was so complicated? ;)
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...bet you didn`t realise it was so complicated?
Tell me about it. Reading your post makes me think I'm lucky to be alive. I got away with a hostess tray and a casserole dish at Christmas. Maybe I'm being gradually poisoned instead of a sudden death... :-/
You have it easy with us blokes. Anything involving beer or the combustion of hydrocarbons and we're happy.
Kevin
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...bet you didn`t realise it was so complicated?
Tell me about it. Reading your post makes me think I'm lucky to be alive. I got away with a hostess tray and a casserole dish at Christmas. Maybe I'm being gradually poisoned instead of a sudden death... :-/
You have it easy with us blokes. Anything involving beer or the combustion of hydrocarbons and we're happy.
Kevin
Fair point that one Kevin, women are complicated things ::)