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Title: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 11:40:32
I thought I'd try and not be a grumpy old sausage for at least new years day. We all went out with the dog and had a good walk. Came home in a good mood. Then.......

....I came across acouple of news stories. One about women in in prison being entitled to IVF treatment, on the NHS, even though women outside struggle to get it due to funding cuts.
Then, on the BBC, a headline saying that obesity treatment across the UK is 'patchy'. Patchy? It should be fickin non-existent. Go home and stop forcing shite down your throat......fat pig.

Back to effing normal >:(
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 01 January 2013, 11:54:41
Cheers yourself up with a mince pie and custard  ;D  :y
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: omega3000 on 01 January 2013, 12:01:46
Cheers yourself up with a mince pie and custard  ;D  :y

 :y

Self inflicted fatties that never worked a day in their life , what more can you say  :-X
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: cleggy on 01 January 2013, 12:04:11
Cheers yourself up with a mince pie and custard  ;D  :y

 :y

Self inflicted fatties that never worked a day in their life , what more can you say  :-X

And drive around on mobility scooters >:(
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: TheBoy on 01 January 2013, 12:15:51
I thought I'd try and not be a grumpy old sausage for at least new years day. We all went out with the dog and had a good walk. Came home in a good mood. Then.......

....I came across acouple of news stories. One about women in in prison being entitled to IVF treatment, on the NHS, even though women outside struggle to get it due to funding cuts.
Then, on the BBC, a headline saying that obesity treatment across the UK is 'patchy'. Patchy? It should be fickin non-existent. Go home and stop forcing shite down your throat......fat pig.

Back to effing normal >:(
I must be honest, my New Year started with a rant when I heard about obesity treatment being a right on the NHS. Treatment doesn't need the NHS, it needs a less active pie arm.

And I say this from someone how is too short for my weight.

rather do-gooding useless gay retards.
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: Rog on 01 January 2013, 12:29:02
I'm overweight, but I know the answer . . . . eat and less excercise more. It really is very simple to work out.
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: Varche on 01 January 2013, 12:35:43
I do not even believe in IVF treatment on the NHS.
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 12:42:46
I do not even believe in IVF treatment on the NHS.
I didn't want to get into that one too much. I realise it's a very emmotive issue. However, in prison......??
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: 05omegav6 on 01 January 2013, 12:46:29
The overactive pie arm isn't the problem... the real issue is deciding which pie to eat first  ::)

3 hours in a good mood must be close to a record ;D shame it's not an Olympic year :-\
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: 05omegav6 on 01 January 2013, 12:48:11
I do not even believe in IVF treatment on the NHS.
I didn't want to get into that one too much. I realise it's a very emmotive issue. However, in prison......??
Prisoner Cell Block H was bad enough without screaming babies ::)
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 January 2013, 12:57:13
I thought I'd try and not be a grumpy old sausage for at least new years day. We all went out with the dog and had a good walk. Came home in a good mood. Then.......

....I came across acouple of news stories. One about women in in prison being entitled to IVF treatment, on the NHS, even though women outside struggle to get it due to funding cuts.
Then, on the BBC, a headline saying that obesity treatment across the UK is 'patchy'. Patchy? It should be fickin non-existent. Go home and stop forcing shite down your throat......fat pig.

Back to effing normal >:(

I tell myself that I'm big-boned. This is not the same as being a fat bastard. ;D
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: redelitev6 on 01 January 2013, 13:18:12
I thought I'd try and not be a grumpy old sausage for at least new years day. We all went out with the dog and had a good walk. Came home in a good mood. Then.......

....I came across acouple of news stories. One about women in in prison being entitled to IVF treatment, on the NHS, even though women outside struggle to get it due to funding cuts.
Then, on the BBC, a headline saying that obesity treatment across the UK is 'patchy'. Patchy? It should be fickin non-existent. Go home and stop forcing shite down your throat......fat pig.

Back to effing normal >:(
:y And a happy new year to you ! i know the feeling mate , doesn't take long for that sinking feeling to set in  :(
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 13:27:25
I thought I'd try and not be a grumpy old sausage for at least new years day. We all went out with the dog and had a good walk. Came home in a good mood. Then.......

....I came across acouple of news stories. One about women in in prison being entitled to IVF treatment, on the NHS, even though women outside struggle to get it due to funding cuts.
Then, on the BBC, a headline saying that obesity treatment across the UK is 'patchy'. Patchy? It should be fickin non-existent. Go home and stop forcing shite down your throat......fat pig.

Back to effing normal >:(
:y And a happy new year to you ! i know the feeling mate , doesn't take long for that sinking feeling to set in  :(
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 13:30:05
I removed my last reply because, unusually, it was bollix  ;D
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: bigegg on 01 January 2013, 13:32:06
zero posts stmo? have you been naughty?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 13:35:07
zero posts stmo? have you been naughty?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Don't know what you're talking about, I'm sure  :-X
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: dbug on 01 January 2013, 15:14:20
Glad to see you're back to your normal self STMO123  :y
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 15:20:15
Glad to see you're back to your normal self STMO123  :y
Only another 12 posts and you'll be joining us queers queens  :y
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: Gaffers on 01 January 2013, 16:52:52
I thought I'd try and not be a grumpy old sausage for at least new years day. We all went out with the dog and had a good walk. Came home in a good mood. Then.......

....I came across acouple of news stories. One about women in in prison being entitled to IVF treatment, on the NHS, even though women outside struggle to get it due to funding cuts.
Then, on the BBC, a headline saying that obesity treatment across the UK is 'patchy'. Patchy? It should be fickin non-existent. Go home and stop forcing shite down your throat......fat pig.

Back to effing normal >:(

I tell myself that I'm big-boned. This is not the same as being a fat bastard. ;D

I refuse to listen to anyone in the NHS on obesity and will continue to do so until they can come up with a valid way of defining who is obese.  I have always been a big lad but even when I was on the GB Military Pentathlon Team, training 8 hours a day 7 days a week I was classed as obese.  This is despite of having a resting heart rate of 55, being able to run 5km in under 20 mins wearing boots and holding the NATO swimming record.  I can remember going in for a small op and being told I had to loose weight even though I was only around 12% body fat. Useless prats...
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: ted_one on 01 January 2013, 17:01:44
 :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 01 January 2013, 17:09:49
I thought I'd try and not be a grumpy old sausage for at least new years day. We all went out with the dog and had a good walk. Came home in a good mood. Then.......

....I came across acouple of news stories. One about women in in prison being entitled to IVF treatment, on the NHS, even though women outside struggle to get it due to funding cuts.
Then, on the BBC, a headline saying that obesity treatment across the UK is 'patchy'. Patchy? It should be fickin non-existent. Go home and stop forcing shite down your throat......fat pig.

Back to effing normal >:(

I tell myself that I'm big-boned. This is not the same as being a fat bastard. ;D

I refuse to listen to anyone in the NHS on obesity and will continue to do so until they can come up with a valid way of defining who is obese.  I have always been a big lad but even when I was on the GB Military Pentathlon Team, training 8 hours a day 7 days a week I was classed as obese.  This is despite of having a resting heart rate of 55, being able to run 5km in under 20 mins wearing boots and holding the NATO swimming record.  I can remember going in for a small op and being told I had to loose weight even though I was only around 12% body fat. Useless prats...

Guffer, you should come and see the nurse at my gp's surgery. Being diabetic i have to go every 6 months for a check. At one of check up's we were discussing things that cause diabetes, weight was mentioned, then she said to me "but your not fat".  I like her  :-* :-* ;D ;D
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: Gaffers on 01 January 2013, 17:14:24
I thought I'd try and not be a grumpy old sausage for at least new years day. We all went out with the dog and had a good walk. Came home in a good mood. Then.......

....I came across acouple of news stories. One about women in in prison being entitled to IVF treatment, on the NHS, even though women outside struggle to get it due to funding cuts.
Then, on the BBC, a headline saying that obesity treatment across the UK is 'patchy'. Patchy? It should be fickin non-existent. Go home and stop forcing shite down your throat......fat pig.

Back to effing normal >:(

I tell myself that I'm big-boned. This is not the same as being a fat bastard. ;D

I refuse to listen to anyone in the NHS on obesity and will continue to do so until they can come up with a valid way of defining who is obese.  I have always been a big lad but even when I was on the GB Military Pentathlon Team, training 8 hours a day 7 days a week I was classed as obese.  This is despite of having a resting heart rate of 55, being able to run 5km in under 20 mins wearing boots and holding the NATO swimming record.  I can remember going in for a small op and being told I had to loose weight even though I was only around 12% body fat. Useless prats...

Guffer, you should come and see the nurse at my gp's surgery. Being diabetic i have to go every 6 months for a check. At one of check up's we were discussing things that cause diabetes, weight was mentioned, then she said to me "but your not fat".  I like her  :-* :-* ;D ;D

Unless she is pretty, has a knock-out body and repeatedly drops her pen on the floor then no chance ;D ;D
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 17:31:02
Ahhhhh.......you have the same technique as me Matt. Knock 'em out first :y
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: TheBoy on 01 January 2013, 18:42:31
zero posts stmo? have you been naughty?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Have you been drinking?
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 18:46:58
zero posts stmo? have you been naughty?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Have you been drinking?

I thought that Jaime, what a wazzock ;D ;D
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: bigegg on 01 January 2013, 18:49:12
You need to take a look at stmo's post BEFORE he edited it.
this one:
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I removed my last reply because, unusually, it was bollix  ;D
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 18:51:05
You need to take a look at stmo's post BEFORE he edited it.
this one:
(
I removed my last reply because, unusually, it was bollix  ;D

What yer on about mate? ::)
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: bigegg on 01 January 2013, 18:52:48

I refuse to listen to anyone in the NHS on obesity and will continue to do so until they can come up with a valid way of defining who is obese. 

I was once told by a (Russian? east european, certainly) olympic coach that the best way to determine if someone is overFAT is to put them in the deep end of a swimnming pool and tell them to hold a shallow breath.
If they sink, they're OK, if they float, too fat.
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: hercules on 01 January 2013, 19:00:25
ive decided this year im gonna unrelax some of the muscle ive gained around the middle  ;D
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2013, 20:03:53
ive decided this year im gonna unrelax some of the muscle ive gained around the middle  ;D
Are you still off the fags Daz. Or shouldn't I ask? :-X
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: dbug on 01 January 2013, 22:09:30
Glad to see you're back to your normal self STMO123  :y
Only another 12 posts and you'll be joining us queers  :y

Oh well - I won't knock it till I've tried it  ;)
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: dbug on 02 January 2013, 16:25:48
Well with this post I've turned into a queen.  If I have to be a queer (as per STMO123s post), I'll enter into the spirit of it and think I'll try lesbianism  :y
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 02 January 2013, 16:31:13
Welcome to the fold :y
Now...you have to have your queenie name.

Ermmmm..........Doris........yes........Doris. :-*
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: hercules on 02 January 2013, 17:10:38
ive decided this year im gonna unrelax some of the muscle ive gained around the middle  ;D
Are you still off the fags Daz. Or shouldn't I ask? :-X
11 month and counting or should i say not counting cos ive found it so easy ive forgotten bout it  :y
Title: Re: Good mood lasted 3 hours
Post by: STMO123 on 02 January 2013, 17:22:55
ive decided this year im gonna unrelax some of the muscle ive gained around the middle  ;D
Are you still off the fags Daz. Or shouldn't I ask? :-X
11 month and counting or should i say not counting cos ive found it so easy ive forgotten bout it  :y
Good man :y Four years for me now.