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Title: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 January 2013, 17:20:51
I saw this pair  of talentless little shits on the box recently. Would a return to the days of National Service help sort them out?

Just a thought. ;D
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: cleggy on 02 January 2013, 17:22:24
For target practice  :y :y ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 02 January 2013, 17:24:12
The trouble is Opti they are Irish, born in the Republic in Dublin, so I doubt if they would ever join any British National Service! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 January 2013, 17:29:02
The trouble is Opti they are Irish, born in the Republic in Dublin, so I doubt if they would ever join any British National Service! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Surely an exception could be made..... ;D
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 02 January 2013, 17:31:21
The trouble is Opti they are Irish, born in the Republic in Dublin, so I doubt if they would ever join any British National Service! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Surely an exception could be made..... ;D

Well perhaps the Irish would love to give them up! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Entwood on 02 January 2013, 17:51:03
I saw this pair  of talentless little shits on the box recently. Would a return to the days of National Service help sort them out?

Just a thought. ;D

Just why should the modern Professionals, who belong to the Armed Forces, and carry out highly skilled and often dangerous work, have to waste their time be diverted from their primary tasks in order to do what any decent parent should have done in the first place ??

And that view does not just extend to "Jedward".. it extends to every call for "National Service" ... the Armed Forces of today are not a drain into which should be poured the dregs of society ... hows about putting the blame, and solution in the right place ?? with the parents ??
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Rog on 02 January 2013, 17:56:28
I saw this pair  of talentless little shits  . . . . .

Agreed, but surely nobody takes them at all seriously  :o, even THEY don't do that, well I hope not  ::)

Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 02 January 2013, 18:00:14
They may not be everyones taste but at least they are not on benefits and earning a living.....let them get on with it i reckon  :y
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: redelitev6 on 02 January 2013, 18:13:44
 :( Sad thing is they're only famous because the public made them so, doesn't say much about us does it? >:(
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 January 2013, 18:26:31
Does anyone here at OOF have experience of National Service?

Apparently, it finished in 1960. So it's a long shot.
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: SteveAvfc. on 02 January 2013, 18:30:19
Round them up put em in a field and bomb the Barstewards.

I feel that we should start a list of wasters so lets see who we get ?? feel free to add fellow Oofers  :y :y

1 Jedward
2 Rylan Clarke
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: tigers_gonads on 02 January 2013, 18:32:55
Does anyone here at OOF have experience of National Service?

Apparently, it finished in 1960. So it's a long shot.


With the amount of coffin dodgers pensioners on here, i'd have thought they will be quite a few  :-X :-X :-X ;D
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Auto Addict on 02 January 2013, 18:34:21
Does anyone here at OOF have experience of National Service?

Apparently, it finished in 1960. So it's a long shot.


With the amount of coffin dodgers pensioners on here, i'd have thought they will be quite a few  :-X :-X :-X ;D

Did someone mention custard? :y
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: STMO123 on 02 January 2013, 18:35:43
Round them up put em in a field and bomb the Barstewards.

I feel that we should start a list of wasters so lets see who we get ?? feel free to add fellow Oofers  :y :y

1 Jedward
2 Rylan Clarke
3 Aston Villa
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: tigers_gonads on 02 January 2013, 18:38:56
Round them up put em in a field and bomb the Barstewards.

I feel that we should start a list of wasters so lets see who we get ?? feel free to add fellow Oofers  :y :y

1 Jedward
2 Rylan Clarke
3 Aston Villa


Ant and Dec
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: cleggy on 02 January 2013, 19:01:35
Boy Bands  :y :y :y
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: SteveAvfc. on 02 January 2013, 19:08:44
Round them up put em in a field and bomb the Barstewards.

I feel that we should start a list of wasters so lets see who we get ?? feel free to add fellow Oofers  :y :y

1 Jedward
2 Rylan Clarke
3 Aston Villa
Billhooks  :y :y
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: feeutfo on 02 January 2013, 19:14:24
Round them up put em in a field and bomb the Barstewards.

I feel that we should start a list of wasters so lets see who we get ?? feel free to add fellow Oofers   

1 Jedward
2 Rylan Clarke
3 Aston Villa
4 Any knob that's been on the apprentice, ESP young apprentice.
5 Union Jack wavers in N.ireland
4 Pierce Morgan
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 02 January 2013, 20:55:10
For target practice  :y :y ;D ;D ;D

I would be happy to pay a £1 a shot to a nominated charity to use them as target practice.  :y :y
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Jukeboxnut on 02 January 2013, 20:56:02
Being born in 1950 I grew up with a real fear of conscription, fortunately it ended before I became old enough, my slightly older French brother in law was not so lucky and he hated it.
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: ozzycat on 02 January 2013, 22:27:58
my dad did national service in 56/57 for 2yrs in the rat he spent 3 months in cateric for putting his sergent head first in a soup boiler he [the sarg] did freatan him with a dollypeg he stuck that up the sargs arse as well tje sargent got 6 months when he got out of the hospital
my dad kept his carge sheet for some reason god knows why ;D ;D my dad passed away in 1991 god rest  brilliant bloke
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Rods2 on 03 January 2013, 00:27:15
I saw this pair  of talentless little shits on the box recently. Would a return to the days of National Service help sort them out?

Just a thought. ;D

Just why should the modern Professionals, who belong to the Armed Forces, and carry out highly skilled and often dangerous work, have to waste their time be diverted from their primary tasks in order to do what any decent parent should have done in the first place ??

And that view does not just extend to "Jedward".. it extends to every call for "National Service" ... the Armed Forces of today are not a drain into which should be poured the dregs of society ... hows about putting the blame, and solution in the right place ?? with the parents ??

Totally agree with you. You end up with too many officers and NCOs training large numbers of people that don't want to be there and can't wait to get out, when they should be training volunteers, so you have modern professional armed forces. Ours would not be the top professionals that they are, if we had conscription.

Now using the dregs of society as mine and IED sweepers in Afghanistan would be a far easier more practical thing to do.  :y :y :y
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: dbug on 03 January 2013, 01:34:06
Jedward, National Service - no, bring back hanging ;)
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Bionic on 03 January 2013, 07:55:56
 :y Love to see it Opti, and they could take lots more with them too to solve the lack of work and boredom problems many seem to have.
Europe has it, why not the UK?
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: omega3000 on 03 January 2013, 20:55:26
For target practice  :y :y ;D ;D ;D

I would be happy to pay a £1 a shot to a nominated charity to use them as target practice.  :y :y

They would be hard to hit bouncing around like Bill & Ben  :(
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Rog on 03 January 2013, 21:52:07
For target practice  :y :y ;D ;D ;D

I would be happy to pay a £1 a shot to a nominated charity to use them as target practice.  :y :y

They would be hard to hit bouncing around like Bill & Ben  :(

Bill & Ben ?

Now are they still around or are you really showing your  . . . errrr . . youth
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: acope on 03 January 2013, 21:58:50
I missed National Service by a matter of weeks, something to do with the cut off date, at the time I felt pretty relieved, if you remember it was mainly National Service lads who were facing the brunt of alot  of troubles that were still going on in the late 50`s / early `60`s.
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: omega3000 on 04 January 2013, 09:20:30
For target practice  :y :y ;D ;D ;D

I would be happy to pay a £1 a shot to a nominated charity to use them as target practice.  :y :y

They would be hard to hit bouncing around like Bill & Ben  :(

Bill & Ben ?

Now are they still around or are you really showing your  . . . errrr . . youth

Just about remember them , mary mungo & midge was more my era and pottytime  ;D
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: tunnie on 04 January 2013, 09:24:31
Although I also agree they are completely devoid of any noticeable talent, least they made some effort. Far too many these days cannot be bothered to do anything, just expect everything on a plate
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: omega3000 on 04 January 2013, 09:27:49
Although I also agree they are completely devoid of any noticeable talent, least they made some effort. Far too many these days cannot be bothered to do anything, just expect everything on a plate

Aye they made a packet by being annoying , many tv personalities do that  :)
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2013, 17:29:53
Although I also agree they are completely devoid of any noticeable talent, least they made some effort. Far too many these days cannot be bothered to do anything, just expect everything on a plate

Aye they made a packet by being annoying , many tv personalities do that  :)

When their balls drop and they start to shave perhaps they'll piss less people off. ;D
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: omega3000 on 04 January 2013, 21:18:38
We can all thank (http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp6/Scarletrae84/Forums/hail.gif) Louis Walsh for the jedwards
Title: Re: Jedward?..... National service?
Post by: 78bex on 04 January 2013, 22:37:14
We can all thank (http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp6/Scarletrae84/Forums/hail.gif) Louis Walsh for the jedwards

I blame the parents.