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Title: one wish
Post by: phil her up on 01 May 2008, 23:28:16

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord
said, because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when the give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they  say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy"
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Title: Re: one wish
Post by: Entwood on 01 May 2008, 23:29:09

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 :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: one wish
Post by: Debs. on 01 May 2008, 23:29:35

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Title: Re: one wish
Post by: albitz on 01 May 2008, 23:30:14

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Title: Re: one wish
Post by: zippo on 01 May 2008, 23:30:29

classic lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: one wish
Post by: Vamps on 01 May 2008, 23:30:43

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Title: Re: one wish
Post by: Biggun on 02 May 2008, 10:09:28

 :y :y

Title: Re: one wish
Post by: HolyCount on 02 May 2008, 10:11:26

spot on  :y

Title: Re: one wish
Post by: bighed on 03 May 2008, 02:19:48

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Title: Re: one wish
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 May 2008, 03:14:32

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Title: Re: one wish
Post by: waspy on 03 May 2008, 08:18:40

Like it  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: one wish
Post by: prestigesec on 03 May 2008, 09:32:42

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Title: Re: one wish
Post by: jaykay on 03 May 2008, 11:29:26

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Title: Re: one wish
Post by: Lazydocker on 03 May 2008, 11:31:55

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Title: Re: one wish
Post by: mars on 03 May 2008, 16:45:55

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