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Title: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Terbs on 11 January 2013, 20:36:52
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic
downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic
upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs
and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.
The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function.
Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.
This species mostly receives benefits and full government care.
Unfortunately most are highly fertile.


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Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: TheBoy on 11 January 2013, 20:38:21
That was going the rounds a few weeks ago on email. It'd be funny if it wasn't so accurate
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: feeutfo on 11 January 2013, 20:44:37
;D ;D


(I rarely give more than one laughing smiley btw ;) )
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Terbs on 11 January 2013, 20:48:17
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: TheBoy on 11 January 2013, 20:50:36
Coronation Street on the telly....
I'm watching The Hurt Locker....
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Nickbat on 11 January 2013, 20:54:45
 ;) ;D ;D

Nice one,Tony.  :y
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Varche on 11 January 2013, 21:02:48
Very good  :y
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Terbs on 11 January 2013, 21:05:43
I can remember seeing these trousers with the crotch down at the knees a few years ago on a pop group. I think they were called East 17 !!!!! They were singing a Christmas song and had leather trousers on that were 3 miles wide and a low crutch. I thought they looked absolutely stupid, especially the wide kneed stance they took, and would never catch on ;D

How wrong can you be !!!!!!
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: STMO123 on 11 January 2013, 21:09:24
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Vamps on 11 January 2013, 21:16:55
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: STMO123 on 11 January 2013, 21:21:58
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?

Errrrr.......no, not really.
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Vamps on 11 January 2013, 21:28:24
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?

Errrrr.......no, not really.

As I do not believe you, we will still watch it and make our own minds up..... :D :D :P
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: albitz on 11 January 2013, 21:37:50
Ricky Tomlinson is in it ,so I cant watch. The sight or sound of him makes me want to throw the TV through the nearest window. ;D
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: STMO123 on 11 January 2013, 21:38:56
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?

Errrrr.......no, not really.

As I do not believe you, we will still watch it and make our own minds up..... :D :D :P
It's ok.......I suppose.
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Terbs on 11 January 2013, 21:41:06
Ricky Tomlinson is in it ,so I cant watch. The sight or sound of him makes me want to throw the TV through the nearest window. ;D


Hang on Albs...I am on my way...I need a new telly ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: feeutfo on 11 January 2013, 21:43:53
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D

Ok ok enough already.  ;)
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Terbs on 11 January 2013, 21:47:06
Bless xx ;)
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: feeutfo on 11 January 2013, 21:48:39
Just don't upset Esta again. That'll be twice this week  :-X
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Vamps on 11 January 2013, 22:42:55
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?

Errrrr.......no, not really.

As I do not believe you, we will still watch it and make our own minds up..... :D :D :P
It's ok.......I suppose.

It's a bit North Western.......... :-\ :-\ :-\

Fits with the thread title though....... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Terbs on 11 January 2013, 23:05:07
Just don't upset Esta again. That'll be twice this week  :-X

Upset someone...what me....naw, not in my gender ;) Can't recall upsetting anyone

Live and let live is my motto........unless its, Europe, crime, Cameron, Milliband, Clegg, middle laners, that bloke who can't act (Max Branning in Eastenders) Coronation Street, Europe again, Banks, Wi-FI on this caravan site that keeps cutting me off, people who don't flush the toilet, and Europe, people who bitch about anything, petrol prices in Dorset, and people who stir the sh*t on here........and most of all, Europe :y
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 January 2013, 23:12:44
Just don't upset Esta again. That'll be twice this week  :-X

Upset someone...what me....naw, not in my gender ;) Can't recall upsetting anyone

Live and let live is my motto........unless its, Europe, crime, Cameron, Milliband, Clegg, middle laners, that bloke who can't act (Max Branning in Eastenders) Coronation Street, Europe again, Banks, Wi-FI on this caravan site that keeps cutting me off, people who don't flush the toilet, and Europe, people who bitch about anything, petrol prices in Dorset, and people who stir the sh*t on here........and most of all, Europe :y

You're not wrong there!! I do fuel runs into Devon as it's cheaper across the border....  ::)
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: Terbs on 11 January 2013, 23:22:34
There is an Esso garage on the A31 near Wimborne, that sells petrol at least 4p a litre cheaper than any other garage around here (Wareham/Poole) How do they do it??? Currently 128.9p

And yougsters like the Gixer wonder why us 'men of the world' get bitchy at this modern world and its rip offs ;D ;D ;D I had old towels as nappies, not pampers like Gixer ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Had to add.....massive ommision from previous post...people who scrap Omega's :)
Title: Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
Post by: omega3000 on 12 January 2013, 07:58:19
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic
downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic
upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs
and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.
The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function.
Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.
This species mostly receives benefits and full government care.
Unfortunately most are highly fertile.


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/securedownload.jpg)

How do those trouser's keep up  :( :( must be sewn to his undies  :-\