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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: r1 on 15 January 2013, 20:48:11
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well it is the mrs birthday today and we all forgot :o i was sure it was on the 18th.
wasnt till she came home tonight at 8pm with cards and things from work that i knew!
so shes in a mood so whats the best course of action?
thought of nipping out to the garage/tesco but i dont think that will help.
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Difficult to do anything now tbh ???
A spare bedroom will help in the short term though :P
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Garage/Tesco flowers will probably make things worse... ::) ::) ::) Book a table at the best restaurant in town for Saturday night and give her a good night out! :)
It'll be bloody cold out in the doghouse tonight.... ;D ;D ;D
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I would say your life is ruined. She will never, ever let you forget this. You can never win another arguement, ever.
I would try to hang myself, that might convince her that you are sorry.
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Garage/Tesco flowers will probably make things worse... ::) ::) ::) Book a table at the best restaurant in town for Saturday night and give her a good night out! :)
It'll be bloody cold out in the doghouse tonight.... ;D ;D ;D
Agreed.............and pretend you'd booked it weeks ago. :y ;D
As STMO has said above, frankly, you've had it. She will remember this forever, it will crop up in conversations for years to come and will be thrown in your face at every opportunity.
How do I know this........ :-[ :-[ ;D
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I'm afraid you are going to have to "growl at the badger" tonight at the very least old bean, you are going to be paying for this for a very,very long time.
Or you could hook up to prank mail and send yourself a very genuine looking email from some jewellery shop apologising for the delay in the diamond bracelet you ordered being delivered to the store, this works a charm....believe me, I know to my huge cost :'(
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would you like a ladies point of view!
YES YOUR IN THE DOG HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
DONT GO TO GARAGE FOR FLOWERS TO LITTLE TO LATE!
personally i would book table for friday night get sitter and hotel room! she will never know the difference and the hotel room warrents why you didnt do it today. school day and all.
make sure you have bubbly in hotel room and this is going to cost you more then if you hadnt forgot.
right tell her you have made plans for friday night and nothing else leave the rest as a surprise. :y :y
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I'm afraid you are going to have to "growl at the badger" tonight at the very least old bean, you are going to be paying for this for a very,very long time.
Or you could hook up to prank mail and send yourself a very genuine looking email from some jewellery shop apologising for the delay in the diamond bracelet you ordered being delivered to the store, this works a charm....believe me, I know to my huge cost :'(
I like it!!! 8)
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I'm afraid you are going to have to "growl at the badger" tonight at the very least old bean, you are going to be paying for this for a very,very long time.
Or you could hook up to prank mail and send yourself a very genuine looking email from some jewellery shop apologising for the delay in the diamond bracelet you ordered being delivered to the store, this works a charm....believe me, I know to my huge cost :'(
;D ;D ;D ;D im laughing so hard it hurts ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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well the heatings on full and its very cold in here!
now shes gone to bed
think iam on the sofa tonight
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The Omega takes priority but you shouldn't have forgot.
DO NOT buy flowers at Tesco. That will make the situ a lot, lot worse! but do buy a card.
Order some tickets online for a show or for a band she likes and then just before you go sleep ''i didnt really forget'' and give her a ticket drawn by your fair hand in the card.
Next time, don't forget!!! ::)
:y
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Just how the hell can you forget your wifes birthday? For future reference, buy a calendar, write important dates on it and look at the beginning of each month.
Do not let your wife see this calendar, or you will be in the shit for having to write down her birthday insread of remembering it.
Complicated eh?
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Suicide ? :) ;)
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Price of humble pie rocketing in Nottingham!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Didn't Mrs Wayne-Bobbit slice off Mr Wayne-Bobbits difference following a forgotten birthday? :-\
To be fair it don't matter as you won't get to use them again anyway ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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That's a bad situation to be in :o.
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That's a bad situation to be in :o.
You're a fickin great help you are mate. ;D
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Tell he your sorry but you got her birthday mixed up with her younger sister :-X
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Tell her she was born 3 days early.
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grovel yes grovel alot otherwise youve got noway back fingers crossed for you mate ::) ::) ::) ::)
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I think that "there but for the grace of ..." go a lot of us ... how many have come very, very close to your predicament ??? I know one year I remembered 30 minutes before she got home from work ... she was still in a mood as I'd said nothing in the morning .....
She walked into the lounge to a huge vase of flowers (badly arranged 5 bunches from garage), box of chocolates and a card (local Londis) and a printout of a ticket order to a show and a restaurant for the following saturday .....(ticketmaster) :)
amazing what you can do in 20 minutes when you put your mind to it !!
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I think that "there but for the grace of ..." go a lot of us ... how many have come very, very close to your predicament ??? I know one year I remembered 30 minutes before she got home from work ... she was still in a mood as I'd said nothing in the morning .....
She walked into the lounge to a huge vase of flowers (badly arranged 5 bunches from garage), box of chocolates and a card (local Londis) and a printout of a ticket order to a show and a restaurant for the following saturday .....(ticketmaster) :)
amazing what you can do in 20 minutes when you put your mind to it !!
Exactly what I did this christmas. I allotted myself 30 minutes. Ended up doing the lot in 7 minutes 8) Bon Jovi tickets for the wife, Bletchley Park tickets for Dad and a spa day for Momma.
5 mins in Morrisons choosing some cards.
Job done :y
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I think that "there but for the grace of ..." go a lot of us ... how many have come very, very close to your predicament ??? I know one year I remembered 30 minutes before she got home from work ... she was still in a mood as I'd said nothing in the morning .....
She walked into the lounge to a huge vase of flowers (badly arranged 5 bunches from garage), box of chocolates and a card (local Londis) and a printout of a ticket order to a show and a restaurant for the following saturday .....(ticketmaster) :)
amazing what you can do in 20 minutes when you put your mind to it !!
..........your life depends on it. :y
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I think that "there but for the grace of ..." go a lot of us ... how many have come very, very close to your predicament ??? I know one year I remembered 30 minutes before she got home from work ... she was still in a mood as I'd said nothing in the morning .....
She walked into the lounge to a huge vase of flowers (badly arranged 5 bunches from garage), box of chocolates and a card (local Londis) and a printout of a ticket order to a show and a restaurant for the following saturday .....(ticketmaster) :)
amazing what you can do in 20 minutes when you put your mind to it !!
..........your genitals depends on it. :y
Amended that for ya mate ;D ;D ;D
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Garage/Tesco flowers will probably make things worse... ::) ::) ::) Book a table at the best restaurant in town for Saturday night and give her a good night out! :)
It'll be bloody cold out in the doghouse tonight.... ;D ;D ;D
Agreed.............and pretend you'd booked it weeks ago. :y ;D
Book it and pretend it was booked weeks ago is the approved solution according to mrs. KW. Then she had time to think about it and said "actually, something shiny...". ::)
I am fortunate that I was married on my birthday, so one less date to remember. :y
Mind you.. If I'm strangely silent after 1st February, you'll know what's happened. ???
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I forgot a wedding anniversary some years back,still gets a mention sometimes ::)
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Find a beauty salon that sells vouchers, so nails, face pack or something
BUT . . . you run the risk of her thinking that you think thats she needs some work done :-[
Hmmmm, actually, you can't win. Sorry
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for gods sake dont let her see this thread or you will be even more in the dog house for years to come :y
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A few days after our daughter was born both me and the wife forgot our 3rd wedding anniversary. Fortunately, I had the moral high ground as I remembered it first at about 8pm in the evening :-[ and quickly retrieved a bottle of Champagne from the garage. :y
I said: 'you know what this is for celebrating don't you'? She replied: Natalie being born?
What is today? Reply: Tuesday with a puzzled look on her face.
What is the date? Reply: 5th August, returned with a blank expression.
What were we doing three years a go today? She has a think, I don't know?
We were getting married. Her cheeks turned a lovely cherry red.
We just had a good laugh over it and both of us put it down to us concentrating on the new arrival.
Needless to say, neither of us forgot the 4th anniversary. :y :y
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It's your own fault, you deserve all you get ;D ;D Shed in Wollaton to rent ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Take Lizzies advice mate :y :y
I would suggest the Chefs table at Sat Bains 2 Michelin Star Restaurant in Lenton lane with overnight stay at the very least :y :y
http://www.restaurantsatbains.com/
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well been out and bought her a dress today[hope its the right size] and will be going out on friday for a meal so she can wear it
thanks for the link Cleggy but my budget is more macdonalds than michelin.
one thing i know now if you forget it costs you more,
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well dress has gone down okay so i think iam getting there.
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R1... complete string of schoolboy errors ;D ;D ;D you are a brave man to buy clothes for a woman, especially with the cob-on shes got aboutyou forgetting her birthday. if it was too small could you imagine the uproar ;D ;D ;D you lucky sod :y
maybe you can use this to treat her more often without being prompted i.e. other than birthdays :y
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well dress has gone down okay so i think iam getting there.
Now remember to give the right answer when she asks...... " Does my bum look big in this? " ;D ;D ;D
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well dress has gone down okay so i think iam getting there.
Now remember to give the right answer when she asks...... " Does my bum look big in this? " ;D ;D ;D
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well dress has gone down okay so i think iam getting there.
Now remember to give the right answer when she asks...... " Does my bum look big in this? " ;D ;D ;D
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And whatever you answer she wont believe you ;D