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Title: late joke.....but a true story !
Post by: albitz on 04 May 2008, 00:32:47

in the pub earlier,i got talking to an old fella and he asked me how long i had been married.i told him quite a while ,and he asked if i would like to know about a new position to spice up the old love life.i told him that i was pretty sure i knew them all by now,so he says "you know the bucking bronco then"?.i told him that i hadnt actually heard of that one."well,he said,you have got to get in the doggy position and then call your missus by your last girlfriends name,and then hold on as tight as f**k. ;D

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Post by: Debs. on 04 May 2008, 00:34:25

 ;D ;D ;D Hahahahaha.....`Genius!  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: zippo on 04 May 2008, 00:35:05

lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: albitz on 04 May 2008, 00:35:22

he was 73,respect  ;D

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Post by: Vamps on 04 May 2008, 00:36:47

lol  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: maria on 04 May 2008, 00:42:59

Brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: amigov6 on 04 May 2008, 00:47:18

 ;D ;D ;D Heard that one as "Rodeo Sex" & ex girlfriends name.
      Still good though.

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Post by: waspy on 04 May 2008, 08:50:24

The fact that he's 73 makes all the more  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder if that's what he does & at his age  :o :-X

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Post by: Danny on 04 May 2008, 14:21:58

I was told that one by my boss about 5 years ago, it doesnt work if there are weapons nearby within the partner's reach :-[