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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STMO123 on 20 January 2013, 19:56:42
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My lad has been ill since Friday. Cough, headache, shivers etc.. I have informed the wife that, in the male of the species, this is very serious and that she should wait on him hand and foot.
After tea tonight I started to feel a bit 'off'. I am, at present, in bed with a hot lemsip beside me. I have told the wife that, if my condition worsens during the night, she must stay home and bring me whatever I desire. If it is, indeed, man-flu, I may die and then she would have to pack up work to look after junior, should he survive.
She actually laughed and called me a wimp!!!!! Have you women no idea just how serious this can be? Anyhow, wish me luck, fellas, and I'll see you if I come out the end.
Gulp :'(
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My lad has been ill since Friday. Cough, headache, shivers etc.. I have informed the wife that, in the male of the species, this is very serious and that she should wait on him hand and foot.
After tea tonight I started to feel a bit 'off'. I am, at present, in bed with a hot lemsip beside me. I have told the wife that, if my condition worsens during the night, she must stay home and bring me whatever I desire. If it is, indeed, man-flu, I may die and then she would have to pack up work to look after junior, should he survive.
She actually laughed and called me a wimp!!!!! Have you women no idea just how serious this can be? Anyhow, wish me luck, fellas, and I'll see you if I come out the end.
Gulp :'(
Let us know if you do......then we can have a party wake in your memory :y
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That's it! All is lost.
NOOOOOOW the end is near,
And so I faaaace,
The final cuuurataaaain....
Esta is dead. Long live Esta. Rip. :'(
MAN UP YA BIG WET SOP! ;D
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most important thing is to stop the virus invading your lungs STMO.. vix on chest (twice a day-if your kidneys work properly), real orange juice -no market stuff- and some paracetamol (if you dont have allergy) altka seltzer..
and if you feel your lungs getting infection, antibiotics time so need to visit a doctor I'm afraid.. valid also for your lad..
keep hot..
I wish you a quick recovery :y
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most important thing is to stop the virus invading your lungs STMO.. vix on chest (twice a day-if your kidneys work properly), real orange juice -no market stuff- and some paracetamol (if you dont have allergy) altka seltzer..
and if you feel your lungs getting infection, antibiotics time so need to visit a doctor I'm afraid.. valid also for your lad..
keep hot..
I wish you a quick recovery :y
nope! Winter tyres fixes everything cem! Haven't you learned anything on here? ;D
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I smoked for 40 years, Cem. No virus would dare to venture into my lungs. It would be stone dead within seconds.
Cough....wheeze...
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I smoked for 40 years, Cem. No virus would dare to venture into my lungs. It would be stone dead within seconds.
Cough....wheeze...
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I also and still :-[ so your lungs are #1 target for it.. and your weakest point.. take care :y
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most important thing is to stop the virus invading your lungs STMO.. vix on chest (twice a day-if your kidneys work properly), real orange juice -no market stuff- and some paracetamol (if you dont have allergy) altka seltzer..
and if you feel your lungs getting infection, antibiotics time so need to visit a doctor I'm afraid.. valid also for your lad..
keep hot..
I wish you a quick recovery :y
nope! Winter tyres fixes everything cem! Haven't you learned anything on here? ;D
Chris, congratulations you beat me in # of posts on this winter tyre thread.. your 58 posts beat my 39.. so you give more importance to that subject.. ;D :y
sorry STMO :-X
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My lad has been ill since Friday. Cough, headache, shivers etc.. I have informed the wife that, in the male of the species, this is very serious and that she should wait on him hand and foot.
After tea tonight I started to feel a bit 'off'. I am, at present, in bed with a hot lemsip beside me. I have told the wife that, if my condition worsens during the night, she must stay home and bring me whatever I desire. If it is, indeed, man-flu, I may die and then she would have to pack up work to look after junior, should he survive.
She actually laughed and called me a wimp!!!!! Have you women no idea just how serious this can be? Anyhow, wish me luck, fellas, and I'll see you if I come out the end.
Gulp :'(
Well put Steve a good dose of pampering should do until better, and then there will need to be after care which could last for weeks even months. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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If as you just start to get a sore throat you suck a zinc tablet. It stops the virus from breeding, so you immune system can tackle them before they can temporally overwhelm you defenses. It is too late by the time your throat gets very sore.
This was discovered in the early 1980's and zinc capsules / tablets for this purpose used to be available as a cold remedy, but seems to have gone out of fashion. So I just use a pure zinc tablet, they taste horrible, but they work. :y :y :y
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It`s probably against your human rights for wifey NOT to stay at home if your sick.
i`m pretty sure you can DEMAND her to stay at home & you need to tell her right now..........long pause. time passes........ has she got that "look" thing going on ?........... oh crap. look buddy it`s difficult typimg in marigolds; where`s the dog we`re going for walkies.
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MAN UP YOU WIMP ;D ;D ;D
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Women make the mistake of thinking that the deadly manflu virus is as trivial as the much weaker bird flu strain.Bird flu is what we call a bit of a sniffle. :y
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Godspeed! :)
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Is this one of 'those' threads? ;D
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If as you just start to get a sore throat you suck a zinc tablet. It stops the virus from breeding, so you immune system can tackle them before they can temporally overwhelm you defenses. It is too late by the time your throat gets very sore.
This was discovered in the early 1980's and zinc capsules / tablets for this purpose used to be available as a cold remedy, but seems to have gone out of fashion. So I just use a pure zinc tablet, they taste horrible, but they work. :y :y :y
yep.. its the door of the body :y
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Is this one of 'those' threads? ;D
:D :D :D :D yes ::) ::) ::) ::)
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This site provides very important information on your condition. You really should read it. :y
http://manflu.info/index.htm (http://manflu.info/index.htm)
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my wife would tell me to get up . and fight it .no chance of staying in bed ;D ;D
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Man Flu...my god ya cant get anything worse than that, i`m suffering as well, just about managing to eat all the nice buttered toast and cups of tea with just a nip of whiskey in, my wife has that wimpy ordinary flu thing, told her to keep her strength and stamina up by running up and down the stairs to make sure i`m ok, would you believe she forgot the sugar last time, so I sent her down again just for the excercise, keep her strength and stamina up, and whilst down there perhaps she could bring me up another hot water bottle...ohhhh feeel terriible,switch the telly on luv... ;D
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:o This sounds bad mate , you'd better have the emergency services on standby just in case , it could turn critical at any moment :(
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I wonder if the Last Rites can be adminstered via OOF and if so do we have a Priest amongst us? ::) :)
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I wonder if the Last Rites can be adminstered via OOF and if so do we have a Priest amongst us? ::) :)
Sorry, nearest I've got is a Judus Priest CD. :o :o :o
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That'll do!! Sounds like he's so far gone...... :-\
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He probably won`t need all those rusty old tools now wiil he?
I mean a shovel certainly, grounds a bit hard though!
Look £25 & that my last offer
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man up wet pants :D
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when i tried that..my wife followed me around dressed in a hoodie and carrying a sythe ...frightened the crap out of me next day i was better....damn grim reaper..
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1st dibs on his motor...if its any good ::)
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Sorry to hear you've been afflicted by the deadly bug Steve :(
Don't forget, if your breathing becomes really laboured and you're gasping for breath, it helps if you kneel down,bend forward & put your head between your knees. It's much easier to kiss your arse goodbye this way! ;D ;) :y
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1st dibs on his motor...if its any good ::)
He drives an Astra, are you sure?......... :D :D :D
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man up wet pants :D
:y :y :y :D :D :D
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Think im coming down with it , just sneezed 3 times in a row ::)
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Good luck Steve, i've got my fingers crossed for you :y :y
Can you believe my ex wife tried to compare child birth to the severity of Man Flu :o most women just haven't got a clue ::)
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1st dibs on his motor...if its any good ::)
He drives an Astra, are you sure?......... :D :D :D
hmmm perhaps not then.. :(
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No posts this morning... Looks like he might not have made it through the night :-X :D
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Jeez, I feel rough. Got up this morningat 6 to de-snow the wifes car and off she went to Sheffield. Took her twice as long as usual but, God love her, she got there and school is open. Unlike most of them round here. >:(
I took the dog out for her to do weewee but the snow was too deep so I had to walk down the middle of the road where the cars had left tracks. She wanted to stay out and play but I wasn't up to it. Poor Ben is still really rough, three days now, and I'm having to force him to eat before he disappears up his own arsehole. Roll on Weds/Thurs :(
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MAN UP YOU WIMP ;D ;D ;D
My feelings exactly Marie! :y :y
These men! ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Ste I have placed you on the prayer list at my brother, Reverend Brown's, church, reserved only for the most in need and dire illness.
Our families thoughts and prayers will be with you through this ordeal, Keep strong and ignore the man haters on this site, they know nothing ;D
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No posts this morning... Looks like he might not have made it through the night :-X :D
a bit early for wringing hands ;D
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Back in bed now. All duties done. Dog been out twice, Ben fed and watered and a big pan of veg soup festering on the hob. The sheets Ben was sick on in the night all clean and ready for duty.
Just let her dare come home and tell me what a horrendous journey she's had. She will be wearing the soup.
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Back in bed now. All duties done. Dog been out twice, Ben fed and watered and a big pan of veg soup festering on the hob. The sheets Ben was sick on in the night all clean and ready for duty.
Just let her dare come home and tell me what a horrendous journey she's had. She will be wearing the soup.
That's the Spirit Steve! :y ;D
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Hope you pull through mate. Sad times. :'(
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This site provides very important information on your condition. You really should read it. :y
http://manflu.info/index.htm (http://manflu.info/index.htm)
Thanks for that, Nick. I will make sure reads it later, after driving up the icy M1, listening to her CD's and generally having an easy life.
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This site provides very important information on your condition. You really should read it. :y
http://manflu.info/index.htm (http://manflu.info/index.htm)
Thanks for that, Nick. I will make sure reads it later, after driving up the icy M1, listening to her CD's and generally having an easy life.
Hold up, this does look serious, he's turned into Gollum. :o
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Ohhhh dear you poor poor babies (men) what a terrible awful things you are having to endure in the name of manlines.... I mean... wow MANFLU.... is there anything more scarey, and debilitating?????
I suggest you all get together, ( in the garden shed) and wrap up warm, and drink loads of whisky, and mumble and grumble about us nasty women. and how badly we treat you
Meanwhile....back in the real world, us women with the flu etc, will just carry on as usual, cooking, cleaning, wiping kids snotty noses, running the household,sorting and paying the bills, doing the shopping etc, without thinking about complaining, because after all where does that get us????? nowhere, but then again we are the weaker sex ROFLMAO
Lee
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Sorry, do you have a thread in help with a gear box issue? ;D
Think it through. ;D
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Now now Chris, that is a completely different matter lol ;D
and also I would assume it could be classed as sexual discrimination :P
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No such thing my dear. ;)
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:D ;D :P
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Now now Chris, that is a completely different matter lol ;D
and also I would assume it could be classed as sexual discrimination :P
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Absolutely not old gel! Mr. Gixer is fastidious in making sure he takes the Proverbial out of everyone in turn, and in equal measure! :y He's really nice like that ;D
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lol Oi Phil,. less of the old Gel, just coz ya have the same name as hubby, dont mean I wont smack ya bum :P
Lee
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lol Oi Phil,. less of the old Gel, just coz ya have the same name as hubby, dont mean I wont smack ya bum :P
Lee
Careful :o my heart is not as strong as it once was, i'm just off for a cold shower ttfn ;D ;)
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brrrrrrrrr cold shower, hmmmmmmmmm :-X
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:D ;D :P
:y ;D
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Now now Chris, that is a completely different matter lol ;D
and also I would assume it could be classed as sexual discrimination :P
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Absolutely not old gel! Mr. Gixer is fastidious in making sure he takes the Proverbial out of everyone in turn, and in equal measure! :y He's really nice like that ;D
Quite so Mr Rich. I do try my best to be equally fair to all. ;). ;D
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Man-flu can be lethal. Women (and gays) don't understand, as the worse they get is bird flu.
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Man-flu can be lethal. Women (and gays) don't understand, as the worse they get is bird flu.
;D ;D :y
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Me thinks TB just liked the sound of the smacked bum :D ;D :P
Lee
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Man-flu can be lethal. Women (and gays) don't understand, as the worse they get is bird flu.
Sympathy for your Gay lover the op, it seems to me. You two are remarkably similar. :-X
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This is awful. I can'tget out of bed without falling over. Anyone who tells me to manup reall needs a dose of this.
Wifey didn't get much sleep as I was shouting out in the night. No doubt she will be next.
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Poof !
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This is awful. I can'tget out of bed without falling over. Anyone who tells me to manup reall needs a dose of this.
Wifey didn't get much sleep as I was shouting out in the night. No doubt she will be next.
You'd better be careful she doesn't shut you up tonight, does she watch Coronation Street ::)
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This is awful. I can'tget out of bed without falling over. Anyone who tells me to manup reall needs a dose of this.
Wifey didn't get much sleep as I was shouting out in the night. No doubt she will be next.
I think he should be more concerned about WHAT he was shouting out, but then again it cant have been too bad, as he was still able to post here lol
Lee
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This is awful. I can'tget out of bed without falling over. Anyone who tells me to manup reall needs a dose of this.
Wifey didn't get much sleep as I was shouting out in the night. No doubt she will be next.
I think he should be more concerned about WHAT he was shouting out, but then again it cant have been too bad, as he was still able to post here lolLee
;D ;D ;D