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Title: Sex for the elderly
Post by: pscocoa on 13 February 2013, 15:34:40: I want to be a sea slug.

http://news.sky.com/story/1051622/sea-slug-grows-new-penis-after-sex (http://news.sky.com/story/1051622/sea-slug-grows-new-penis-after-sex)
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: Rods2 on 13 February 2013, 19:19:06: Quote from: pscocoa on 13 February 2013, 15:34:40
I want to be a sea slug.

http://news.sky.com/story/1051622/sea-slug-grows-new-penis-after-sex (http://news.sky.com/story/1051622/sea-slug-grows-new-penis-after-sex)

No thanks as they think they only have two spares, three times in your life is just not enough. :o :o :o

I wouldn't want to be a sea horse either. ::)
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: scimmy_man on 13 February 2013, 19:20:24: I dont fancy being a "taker"
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: ted_one on 13 February 2013, 19:22:37: Put me right off whelks :o
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 13 February 2013, 19:50:58: but what if it grew back half the size :o gutted
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 13 February 2013, 19:58:03: is it not the house spider female who is at least twice the size of the male eats him once hes done the business even before hand he has to dance in front of her but if hes shite at dancing she eats him without even any foreplay not even a quick hand job, poor bugger

he litteraully gets one shot in life then hes gone, no after sex fag or down the pub with his mates chatting about sex

pumping away not knowing that any second hes about to be killed and eaten :o :o :o

probably why there is no spider sex jokes
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: Del Boy on 13 February 2013, 19:58:47: Quote from: nitro on 13 February 2013, 19:22:37
Put me right off whelks :o

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: STMO123 on 13 February 2013, 19:59:02: I must say, I'm very disappointed in the content of this thread. The title looked very promising. :(
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 13 February 2013, 20:09:50: Quote from: STMO123 on 13 February 2013, 19:59:02
I must say, I'm very disappointed in the content of this thread. The title looked very promising. :(

i was hoping for some tips
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: pscocoa on 13 February 2013, 23:22:23: Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 13 February 2013, 20:09:50
Quote from: STMO123 on 13 February 2013, 19:59:02
I must say, I'm very disappointed in the content of this thread. The title looked very promising. :(

i was hoping for some tips

You grow back your own tips
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: Bionic on 14 February 2013, 05:02:51: :o
Think I will have to try not to be jealous cos it sounds very poainful and ONLY 3.............no way enough...... :'(
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: cleggy on 14 February 2013, 10:43:08: Being amaphrodites they give and take at the same time. ;D ;D ;D

We'll have weddings for sea slugs next ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sex for the elderly
Post by: Stallion on 15 February 2013, 10:47:37: Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 13 February 2013, 19:50:58
but what if it grew back half the size :o gutted
Hope for third time lucky ;D ;D