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Title: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: tigers_gonads on 25 March 2013, 13:39:55
You can now add flapjacks to that list   :o

After one youth threw one of these potentially lethal 3 sided objects at a fellow pupil seriously injuring his eye to the point that he had to go home for a whole afternoon to mummy so he could recover  ;D ;D

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

The solution is to stop making 3 sided flapjacks and only make 4 sided ones  ::)
Now when I went to school, you have a 25% greater chance of been mortally wounded by a 4 sided flapjack then a 3 sided one  ;D

What next ?
Arm the dinner ladies with 9mm Glock semi automatic pistols just in case of a food fight  ::) :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 March 2013, 13:42:18
I suppose that conkers were banned years ago. :-\
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: mantahatch on 25 March 2013, 13:46:04
You do have to admire the blame culture don't you. Blame the supplier for a dangerous shape. Don't actually take the issue up with the person who actually threw the item in the first place  :(
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: tigers_gonads on 25 March 2013, 13:48:08
Quote from: Mantahatch on 25 March 2013, 13:46:04
You do have to admire the blame culture don't you. Blame the supplier for a dangerous shape. Don't actually take the issue up with the person who actually threw the item in the first place  :(


Kids are kids
Nothing wrong with a food fight (providing you don't have to clean it up afterwards)  ;D
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: the alarming man on 25 March 2013, 14:01:47
it would depend on how old the kids are,i spend a bit of times in schools and trust some of the little darlings might well be only 14-15 in age but do try to imtimidate teachers and dinner supervisors....but please flap jacks ffs
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: cleggy on 25 March 2013, 14:34:14
Not worth getting in a flap about  ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 25 March 2013, 16:29:28
Quote from: Cleggy on 25 March 2013, 14:34:14
Not worth getting in a flap about  ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

Didn't affect you. Classic case of "I'm alright Jack"...  ;)
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: hotel21 on 25 March 2013, 19:06:36
FFS....

For flapjack read housebrick.

Change the shape to circular and what difference would it make??

Square root of buggerall.....

 ::)
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: Tony H on 25 March 2013, 19:26:14
The target child involved want to thank his lucky stars the missile wasn't a rock cake :o. This whole world has gone totally mad," With everything that is going on in the "modern world" It makes me think more and more that when the grim reaper knocks on my door it may not be such a bad thing.
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: plym ian on 25 March 2013, 19:31:42
the kid who threw the oat based snack is now doing porridge ;D

I've never heard of such nonsense, even h+s think it stupid, but then only in essex!!!!
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: ozzycat on 25 March 2013, 19:32:14
just stupid  typical of todays hse supidity >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: dbug on 25 March 2013, 21:23:51
Least it was only a flapjack and not a knife ::)

As said what a load of bollux  ???
Title: Re: Dangerous weapons in schools
Post by: STMO123 on 25 March 2013, 21:38:19
Quote from: dbug on 25 March 2013, 21:23:51
Least it was only a flapjack and not a knife ::)

As said what a load of bollux  ???
Yeah. A flick-flap knife. Nasty they are.