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Title: joke
Post by: file28 on 08 May 2008, 10:22:49
a polish man and a welsh man sitting in a bar
the pole drinks his beer ,throws his glass in the air,pulls out a gun and shoots it
he says,in poland our glasses are so cheap we never drink out of the same one twice
the welshman,cool as a cucumber drinks his beer,pulls out a gun and shoots the pole
he says in wales we have so many rather poles we don't have to drink with the same one twice
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Post by: Jimbob on 08 May 2008, 10:25:10
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: maria on 08 May 2008, 13:06:34
briliant :y ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 08 May 2008, 13:16:23
A tad discriminatory, perhaps?  ::)  :P
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Post by: Jimbob on 08 May 2008, 13:17:56
Certainly very apt around here
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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 08 May 2008, 13:32:38
It's still humourous  - I am just having to "train" myself to be very "politically correct" and show respect for diversity, due to something I am currently working towards  ;)  ::)
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Post by: file28 on 08 May 2008, 13:39:20
think i can work it out
 :y
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Post by: file28 on 08 May 2008, 13:40:09
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Certainly very apt around here
definately around here
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Post by: Andyb on 08 May 2008, 13:44:08
not very pc me thinks
but never the less dam funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: amigov6 on 08 May 2008, 22:12:24
 ;D ;D ;D. Good workers though. They really graft.
    Nothing's too much trouble for them.
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Post by: Vamps on 08 May 2008, 22:20:14
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It's still humourous  - I am just having to "train" myself to be very "politically correct" and show respect for diversity, due to something I am currently working towards  ;)  ::)

You getting a Job in Local Covernment then :)
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Post by: zippo on 08 May 2008, 22:28:09
Not very PC at all but i still laughed  :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Paulus on 09 May 2008, 12:11:29
I'm Polish decent and I don't find that offensive or non-PC whatsoever. My Nan has lived in this country for nearly 60 years and even she is saying "bleedin' Poles"  :o.
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Post by: file28 on 09 May 2008, 12:27:24
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I'm Polish decent and I don't find that offensive or non-PC whatsoever. My Nan has lived in this country for nearly 60 years and even she is saying "bleedin' Poles"  :o.
good on yer mate just a little harmless fun afterALL I'M WELSH and i dont mind the sheep jokes ifind it quite amusing
especially when running through a field with your wellies on and someone asks what the hurry is
answer you dont want an ugly one do you? :y
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Post by: Debs. on 09 May 2008, 12:42:19
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I'm Polish decent and I don't find that offensive or non-PC whatsoever. My Nan has lived in this country for nearly 60 years and even she is saying "bleedin' Poles"  :o.
good on yer mate just a little harmless fun afterALL I'M WELSH and i dont mind the sheep jokes ifind it quite amusing
especially when running through a field with your wellies on and someone asks what the hurry is
answer you dont want an ugly one do you? :y

 ;D Some of my best friends aren`t Polish (or Welsh)! ;D

 :y I believe in racial equality: `offending people of all races; equally! :y

Once heard from an official whilst in a queue at Moscow airport:
"All foreigners be ready to show their passports....the retort came in a cut-crystal English voice:
"Foreign!, foreign!....damned-cheek!....I`m British!!!
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Post by: LJay on 11 May 2008, 22:22:42
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I'm Polish decent and I don't find that offensive or non-PC whatsoever. My Nan has lived in this country for nearly 60 years and even she is saying "bleedin' Poles"  :o.
good on yer mate just a little harmless fun afterALL I'M WELSH and i dont mind the sheep jokes ifind it quite amusing
especially when running through a field with your wellies on and someone asks what the hurry is
answer you dont want an ugly one do you? :y

 ;D Some of my best friends aren`t Polish (or Welsh)! ;D

:y I believe in racial equality: `offending people of all races; equally! :y

Once heard from an official whilst in a queue at Moscow airport:
"All foreigners be ready to show their passports....the retort came in a cut-crystal English voice:
"Foreign!, foreign!....damned-cheek!....I`m British!!!

I'm with you Debs :y But yes there are far too many Poles around here
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Post by: rad cap on 11 May 2008, 23:13:03
its a good joke,just laugh at it instead of the pc sh.....t
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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 11 May 2008, 23:19:48
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It's still humourous  - I am just having to "train" myself to be very "politically correct" and show respect for diversity, due to something I am currently working towards  ;)  ::)

You getting a Job in Local Covernment then :)

Apart from 18 months in an ISP, I have always worked in the public sector ;)
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Post by: JonArgraig on 12 May 2008, 00:00:05
I was once dragged up for been "racist"

One of the proudest moments of my life was the findings of the panel


"Mr Jon ******** is not a racist, he just does not suffer fools easly"

Some pleb tried to pull the race card after I threw him from a club, for spitting a girl's face after she turned him down.