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Title: jet fuel, very funny
Post by: Richie London on 14 May 2008, 21:40:43
A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hangar at London Heathrow airport; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Hey, have you got anything to drink?"

The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and that it will kinda give you a buzz."

So they drink it, get smashed and have a great time; like only drinkin' buddies can do.

The following morning, one of them gets up and is surprised he feels good, in fact, he feels great - NO hangover! The phone rings, it's his buddy.

The buddy says, "Hey, how do you feel?"

He said, "I feel great!"

"I feel great too! You don't have a hangover?"

"No - that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - we ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing....."

"What's that?"

"Well, that's what I called to tell you. For Christ-sakes don't fart, I'm calling you from the Seychelles."



Title: Re: jet fuel, very funny
Post by: Vamps on 14 May 2008, 21:43:19
lol  ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: jet fuel, very funny
Post by: waspy on 14 May 2008, 21:44:42
Arh brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D TPMS
Title: Re: jet fuel, very funny
Post by: Entwood on 14 May 2008, 22:38:59
 ;D ;D ;D ;D