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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 14 May 2008, 21:04:26
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This young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed and the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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;D ;D ;D...Typical northener ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
See typical northener stirring it up again ;D ;D
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Did she ever pay up then Countess??
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Did she ever pay up then Countess??
Ah hows it going George, another northener stirring it up then ;D
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Did she ever pay up then Countess??
Ah hows it going George, another northener stirring it up then ;D
Thought we were all southerners to you lot from the other side of the wall.
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Did she ever pay up then Countess??
Ah hows it going George, another northener stirring it up then ;D
Thought we were all southerners to you lot from the other side of the wall.
Yeah but I'm south of the wall at the moment so Northerner counts :y ;D
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Did she ever pay up then Countess??
Ah hows it going George, another northener stirring it up then ;D
He is alway Stirring Mike aint he, something should be done about it >:(
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At it again LK, I know the Admins are watching and know who started it :P ;D
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At it again LK, I know the Admins are watching and know who started it :P ;D
You always start it and you know you do!!!!!!! :P
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
They are all about to grieve. :( :( :(
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At it again LK, I know the Admins are watching and know who started it :P ;D
You always start it and you know you do!!!!!!! :P
I think you must have me confused with someone else ::)..since being a newbie and going on hols I am a changed man :y////I know you don't mean me really ::)
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
They are all about to grieve. :( :( :(
Perhaps I should keep my head down then ;D ;D ;D
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At it again LK, I know the Admins are watching and know who started it :P ;D
You always start it and you know you do!!!!!!! :P
Unless its a cambelt change, he don't finish em either ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
They are all about to grieve. :( :( :(
Perhaps I should keep my head down then ;D ;D ;D
Well like I said previously I'm not into football, so no big deal for me :P :y
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
They are all about to grieve. :( :( :(
Perhaps I should keep my head down then ;D ;D ;D
Well like I said previously I'm not into football, so no big deal for me :P :y
Just hoping Broocie isn't ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
They are all about to grieve. :( :( :(
Perhaps I should keep my head down then ;D ;D ;D
Well like I said previously I'm not into football, so no big deal for me :P :y
Just hoping Broocie isn't ;D
Nah..Broocie supports Dundee United so your OK there :y
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
They are all about to grieve. :( :( :(
Perhaps I should keep my head down then ;D ;D ;D
Well like I said previously I'm not into football, so no big deal for me :P :y
Just hoping Broocie isn't ;D
If he is, and I were you, I would be keeping my head down ;D :y :y
But as I am not you, feel free to stir as much as you like.. well, just be you. ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
They are all about to grieve. :( :( :(
Perhaps I should keep my head down then ;D ;D ;D
Well like I said previously I'm not into football, so no big deal for me :P :y
Just hoping Broocie isn't ;D
If he is, and I were you, I would be keeping my head down ;D :y :y
But as I am not you, feel free to stir as much as you like.. well, just be you. ;D ;D ;D
I have noticed your arse collapses ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
They are all about to grieve. :( :( :(
Perhaps I should keep my head down then ;D ;D ;D
Well like I said previously I'm not into football, so no big deal for me :P :y
Just hoping Broocie isn't ;D
If he is, and I were you, I would be keeping my head down ;D :y :y
But as I am not you, feel free to stir as much as you like.. well, just be you. ;D ;D ;D
See I knew it was'nt me, at least other members notice too :y
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
They are all about to grieve. :( :( :(
Perhaps I should keep my head down then ;D ;D ;D
Well like I said previously I'm not into football, so no big deal for me :P :y
Just hoping Broocie isn't ;D
If he is, and I were you, I would be keeping my head down ;D :y :y
But as I am not you, feel free to stir as much as you like.. well, just be you. ;D ;D ;D
See I knew it was'nt me, at least other members notice too :y
Have you been down that alehouse again?? ;D
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es and I am still, sorry just finished now Iam having some Thai Musaman Curry :y
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es and I am still, sorry just finished now Iam having some Thai Musaman Curry :y
Hope your bringing Kate to the Lakes, bloody lovely that meal she did for us at Newent, although you said you did it ;) ;D
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es and I am still, sorry just finished now Iam having some Thai Musaman Curry :y
Hope your bringing Kate to the Lakes, bloody lovely that meal she did for us at Newent, although you said you did it ;) ;D
Well I bought and prepared the meat :y....Oh and helped with the stirring ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
Until you can spell your preferred beverage correctly, you are definately on a short leash....... >:(
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Ooops sorry "Whisky" :-* :-* :-*
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Better,,,,,
not good but, better,,,,,
8-)
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Not sure which is the funniest .. the original joke or the "sparring" going on !! :)
;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey ::)
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it ;)
Until you can spell your preferred beverage correctly, you are definately on a short leash....... >:(
Uisge baugh
Ken