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Title: joke
Post by: Richie London on 14 May 2008, 20:44:24

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him."

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly."

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.

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Post by: amigov6 on 14 May 2008, 20:58:49

 ::)That's about right.

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Post by: Vamps on 14 May 2008, 22:35:05

True ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Entwood on 14 May 2008, 22:35:16

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y

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Post by: HerefordElite on 14 May 2008, 22:37:30

that reminds me it's our wedding aniversary tomorrow :o
 ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;)

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Post by: Big_Al on 14 May 2008, 23:09:53

Plenty of truth in that little tale - I'm Sure! ;D ;D ;D