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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: MR MISTER on 10 June 2013, 19:18:53
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I received a bowel cancer testing kit through the post a while back. You have to poke a stick into three separate Richard the thirds at regular intervals and liberally smear shite on to two little windows inside a cardboard wallet then tuck the flap under a tab. So....when completed it looks like just an innocent little cardboard wallet with three, liftable flaps. No 'Beware! Shite!' signs or anything.
Now, my plan. My wife is very gullible and, for reasons known only to her, trusts me implicitly. I was thinking of telling her that three new man fragrances had come through the post on scratch-and-sniff cards. I have tried them and resealed the flaps.........can you see my plan yet......? ;D
Whadderyer think?
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I think you're a dead man walking :-X
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+1 ::)
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Extremely dangerous grounds that you're considering walking on.
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I think you're a dead man walking :-X
I might die through pissing myself laughing for too long ;D
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Might just get you sectioned ;D
No bad thing me thinks ::)
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You newbies are no fun at all. :P
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I think you're a dead man walking :-X
I might die through pissing myself laughing for too long ;D
Well, in that case.... ;D
You say this Lady trusts you implicitly? Hmmm, I think not Pinocchio. :P
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You newbies are no fun at all. :P
Give it time, we might warm to you :-\
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I think you're a dead man walking :-X
I might die through pissing myself laughing for too long ;D
Well, in that case.... ;D
You say this Lady trusts you implicitly? Hmmm, I think not Pinocchio. :P
She does. She's like a kid who knows its gonna be a trick but keeps coming back for more. I, of course, always promise I'll never do it again. ::)
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If she doesn't see the funny side, it might just end your life, whereas if you send it back for the test, it might just save your life.
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If you do it Steve, I reckon you'll be in the sh*t ;D
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Only you could dream it up, been using the scratch and sniff Avon again ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I agree with Rods2, forget the odour it might just let you get older :y
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You dirty rotten scoundrel you ;D
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Good-bye Steve, it has been nice knowing you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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I fear she may try to return said 'deposits' to where they came from.
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He be used to that ;D
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It's a crap idea! :P Send your poop off to get tested Slackarse!! :)
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do it!!!
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Think there might be summat wrong with you Mr Stemo :-\
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Like the idea, get's my vote. ;D ;D ;D
You could get a reaction like this Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc6TrJGWOc)
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Like the idea, get's my vote. ;D ;D ;D
You could get a reaction like this Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc6TrJGWOc)
;D
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Ok, I give in, who? I presume you know someone Esta? Hmm? :)
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He can barely think for himself, let alone anyone else ;D
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Like the idea, get's my vote. ;D ;D ;D
You could get a reaction like this Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc6TrJGWOc)
That was Priceless Phil! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Like the idea, get's my vote. ;D ;D ;D
You could get a reaction like this Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc6TrJGWOc)
very good ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D FPML :y