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Title: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: MR MISTER on 10 June 2013, 19:18:53
I received a bowel cancer testing kit through the post a while back. You have to poke a stick into three separate Richard the thirds at regular intervals and liberally smear shite on to two little windows inside a cardboard wallet then tuck the flap under a tab. So....when completed it looks like just an innocent little cardboard wallet with three, liftable flaps. No 'Beware! Shite!' signs or anything.
Now, my plan. My wife is very gullible and, for reasons known only to her, trusts me implicitly. I was thinking of telling her that three new man fragrances had come through the post on scratch-and-sniff cards. I have tried them and resealed the flaps.........can you see my plan yet......? ;D

Whadderyer think?
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: henryd on 10 June 2013, 19:20:08
I think you're a dead man walking :-X
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Post by: dbug on 10 June 2013, 19:21:54
+1  ::)
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Post by: Del Boy on 10 June 2013, 19:21:59
Extremely dangerous grounds that you're considering walking on.
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: MR MISTER on 10 June 2013, 19:22:08
I think you're a dead man walking :-X
I might die through pissing myself laughing for too long  ;D
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 10 June 2013, 19:22:29
Might just get you sectioned ;D

No bad thing me thinks ::)
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: MR MISTER on 10 June 2013, 19:24:16
You newbies are no fun at all. :P
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Post by: chrisgixer on 10 June 2013, 19:25:07
I think you're a dead man walking :-X
I might die through pissing myself laughing for too long  ;D
Well, in that case.... ;D


You say this Lady trusts you implicitly? Hmmm, I think not Pinocchio.  :P
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: 05omegav6 on 10 June 2013, 19:27:34
You newbies are no fun at all. :P

Give it time, we might warm to you :-\
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: MR MISTER on 10 June 2013, 19:28:25
I think you're a dead man walking :-X
I might die through pissing myself laughing for too long  ;D
Well, in that case.... ;D


You say this Lady trusts you implicitly? Hmmm, I think not Pinocchio.  :P
She does. She's like a kid who knows its gonna be a trick but keeps coming back for more. I, of course, always promise I'll never do it again. ::)
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: Rods2 on 10 June 2013, 19:39:36
If she doesn't see the funny side, it might just end your life, whereas if you send it back for the test, it might just save your life.
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: PhilRich on 10 June 2013, 20:03:30
If you do it Steve, I reckon you'll be in the sh*t  ;D
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Post by: cleggy on 10 June 2013, 20:09:43
Only you could dream it up, been using the scratch and sniff Avon again  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I agree with Rods2, forget the odour it might just let you get older :y   
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Post by: ronnyd on 10 June 2013, 20:15:14
You dirty rotten scoundrel you ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 June 2013, 13:00:26
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Good-bye Steve, it has been nice knowing you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 11 June 2013, 13:07:55
I fear she may try to return said 'deposits' to where they came from.
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 June 2013, 13:19:47
He be used to that ;D
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 June 2013, 18:24:15
It's a crap idea!  :P  Send your poop off to get tested Slackarse!!  :)
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Post by: r1 on 11 June 2013, 23:18:12
do it!!!
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Post by: Doctor Gollum on 11 June 2013, 23:20:22
Think there might be summat wrong with you Mr Stemo :-\
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 12 June 2013, 00:15:52
Like the idea, get's my vote.  ;D ;D ;D

You could get a reaction like this Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc6TrJGWOc)
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 12 June 2013, 00:23:25
Like the idea, get's my vote.  ;D ;D ;D

You could get a reaction like this Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc6TrJGWOc)
;D
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Post by: chrisgixer on 12 June 2013, 00:44:14
Ok, I give in, who? I presume you know someone Esta? Hmm? :)
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Post by: Doctor Gollum on 12 June 2013, 00:55:03
He can barely think for himself, let alone anyone else ;D
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Post by: PhilRich on 12 June 2013, 13:07:25
Like the idea, get's my vote.  ;D ;D ;D

You could get a reaction like this Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc6TrJGWOc)






That was Priceless Phil! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
Post by: henryd on 12 June 2013, 13:46:33
Like the idea, get's my vote.  ;D ;D ;D

You could get a reaction like this Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc6TrJGWOc)

very good ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: SteveAvfc. on 12 June 2013, 16:05:11
 ;D ;D ;D ;D FPML  :y