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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: macca on 20 May 2008, 21:07:18

Title: Paul McCartney
Post by: macca on 20 May 2008, 21:07:18

just bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday.....



and a ladyshave for the other leg ;D

Title: Re: Paul McCartney
Post by: FRE07962128 on 20 May 2008, 21:09:43

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just bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday.....



and a ladyshave for the other leg ;D

You're sick Macca, but bloody funny!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Paul McCartney
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 20 May 2008, 21:12:46

When asked if he thought Heather Mills was unstable, Paul McCartney simply replied 'she used to be, but I put a beer mat under one of her legs and that sorted it out nicely'

Title: Re: Paul McCartney
Post by: HolyCount on 20 May 2008, 21:13:30

Wooden you just know it .....

Title: Re: Paul McCartney
Post by: STMO123 on 20 May 2008, 21:19:35

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just bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday.....



and a ladyshave for the other leg ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Paul McCartney
Post by: amigov6 on 20 May 2008, 21:26:33

After the divorce, the press asked Paul "would he ever go down on one knee again?" To which he replied "Despite everything i'd really rather you referred to her as Heather"!!!

Title: Re: Paul McCartney
Post by: Debs. on 21 May 2008, 07:24:18

 ;D Oh, I really liked that! ;D

Title: Re: Paul McCartney
Post by: amigov6 on 21 May 2008, 18:07:31

 :D :P

Title: Re: Paul McCartney
Post by: theowletman on 22 May 2008, 20:13:30

They laid upon the grassy bank
His hand was all a'quiver
He slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.

Poem by Paul describing their second date.

Title: Re: Paul McCartney
Post by: FRE07962128 on 22 May 2008, 20:14:46

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y