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Title: Hows does...
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 26 August 2013, 20:13:50
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: MR MISTER on 26 August 2013, 20:34:34
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(
Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: alexw80 on 26 August 2013, 20:36:16
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(

Multiple variants of the Flu virus, the jab only really protects against the most common if memory serves, and isn't always 100% effective against that one either lol
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: MR MISTER on 26 August 2013, 20:37:49
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(

Multiple variants of the Flu virus, the jab only really protects against the most common if memory serves, and isn't always 100% effective against that one either lol
Yes. They need to develop a special man-flu jab and stop working on the lesser, namby-pamby ones.
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: Toledodude1973 on 26 August 2013, 20:42:36
Solution dont let anyone in the cab with any ailment whatsoever------might effect takings a bit but no nasty flu!
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: MR MISTER on 26 August 2013, 20:43:38
Oh.......and mind you don't shit the bed. ;D
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 26 August 2013, 20:43:56
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(
Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.

Im gonna take STEMO advice and go to bed  :y but am i allowed to watch the porn channels on the 37inch tv in the bedroom.....or should i just read a good book  :-\ ....if i can manage it i mean  :-\
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 26 August 2013, 20:45:59
Oh.......and mind you don't shit the bed. ;D

im not as old as you  ;)
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: MR MISTER on 26 August 2013, 20:46:39
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(
Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.

Im gonna take STEMO advice and go to bed  :y but am i allowed to watch the porn channels on the 37inch tv in the bedroom.....or should i just read a good book  :-\ ....if i can manage it i mean  :-\
You can watch the porn channels but don't over-exert yourself in any way. Send for Mrs TD to do it. ;D
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 26 August 2013, 20:49:26
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(
Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.

Im gonna take STEMO advice and go to bed  :y but am i allowed to watch the porn channels on the 37inch tv in the bedroom.....or should i just read a good book  :-\ ....if i can manage it i mean  :-\
You can watch the porn channels but don't over-exert yourself in any way. Send for Mrs TD to do it. ;D

I'll read a book then  ;D Off to bed now..... :-* :-*

Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 26 August 2013, 20:52:02
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(
never had a flu jab . and never had the flu touch wood :y
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 26 August 2013, 20:55:10
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(
never had a flu jab . and never had the flu touch wood :y
Pattern or genuine ;D
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: PhilRich on 26 August 2013, 21:06:23
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(
Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.

Im gonna take STEMO advice and go to bed  :y but am i allowed to watch (1) the porn channels on the 37inch tv in the bedroom.....or should i just read (2) The Good Book  :-\ ....if i can manage it i mean  :-\




Fixed that for you Al :y
Oh, & the answer is No to (1) and Yes to (2) in that order.
The first will raise your blood pressure to dangerous levels for a man in your delicate condition and the second will lower your Ardour to a level where even thinking of the first is out of the question! ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 26 August 2013, 21:06:40
someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer  :-\

Might not be around for much longer  :'(....as you guys know it can be fatal  :'(
never had a flu jab . and never had the flu touch wood :y
Pattern or genuine ;D
none off them ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hows does...
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 26 August 2013, 21:20:30
As every man knows 'man flu' is a viral infection of the testes (hence why women don't get it) so over exertion whilst watching the porn channel may not help