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Title: code reading Zafira 1.7 tdi on a 10 plate
Post by: tigers_gonads on 10 January 2014, 17:21:50
My salesman's best friend brother in law has being let out of the asylum house and ended up in the local VX garage last week.

As par the course, the salesman is now planning his retirement pulled his pants down and sold him one of these above for a pricey sum ::)

My sister took the car our for the first time today and in her words, the car started running crap, the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so she pulled over to make a phone call to me for help.
Thing is, she restarted the car and all is now well  >:(
So ............ before my brother in law takes the car back tomorrow and gets filled full of shite, would the code reader for my car which plugs into my laptop (you know which one I mean) read any codes / show live data  ;) ;)

TIA

Title: Re: code reading Zafira 1.7 tdi on a 10 plate
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2014, 17:24:08
My salesman's best friend brother in law has being let out of the asylum house and ended up in the local VX garage last week.

As par the course, the salesman is now planning his retirement pulled his pants down and sold him on of these above for a pricey sum ::)

My sister took the car our for the first time today and in her words, the car started running crap, the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so she pulled over to make a phone call to me for help.
Thing is, she restarted the car and all is now well  >:(
So ............ before my brother in law takes the car back tomorrow and gets filled full of shite, would the code reader for my car which plugs into my laptop (you know which one I mean) read any codes / show live data  ;) ;)

TIA

Is there a warranty on the car, Mr Gonads?
Title: Re: code reading Zafira 1.7 tdi on a 10 plate
Post by: tigers_gonads on 10 January 2014, 17:28:43
My salesman's best friend brother in law has being let out of the asylum house and ended up in the local VX garage last week.

As par the course, the salesman is now planning his retirement pulled his pants down and sold him on of these above for a pricey sum ::)

My sister took the car our for the first time today and in her words, the car started running crap, the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so she pulled over to make a phone call to me for help.
Thing is, she restarted the car and all is now well  >:(
So ............ before my brother in law takes the car back tomorrow and gets filled full of shite, would the code reader for my car which plugs into my laptop (you know which one I mean) read any codes / show live data  ;) ;)

TIA

Is there a warranty on the car, Mr Gonads?


Will be but how can I say this ................. I call him "Tim" (nice bloke but dim)  :-X :-X
He believes all salesman are honest so the idea is to read the codes, write them down for him then let him go and have a word  ;)
Forewarned and all that  :)
Title: Re: code reading Zafira 1.7 tdi on a 10 plate
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2014, 17:33:38
My salesman's best friend brother in law has being let out of the asylum house and ended up in the local VX garage last week.

As par the course, the salesman is now planning his retirement pulled his pants down and sold him on of these above for a pricey sum ::)

My sister took the car our for the first time today and in her words, the car started running crap, the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so she pulled over to make a phone call to me for help.
Thing is, she restarted the car and all is now well  >:(
So ............ before my brother in law takes the car back tomorrow and gets filled full of shite, would the code reader for my car which plugs into my laptop (you know which one I mean) read any codes / show live data  ;) ;)

TIA

Is there a warranty on the car, Mr Gonads?


Will be but how can I say this ................. I call him "Tim" (nice bloke but dim)  :-X :-X
He believes all salesman are honest so the idea is to read the codes, write them down for him then let him go and have a word  ;)
Forewarned and all that  :)


Ah ....I get the picture. ;D ;D :)