Omega Owners Forum

Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Stemo on 31 January 2014, 14:00:26

Title: Transfer deadline day
Post by: Stemo on 31 January 2014, 14:00:26
Very exciting. As far as I can see, teams sell players that they bought two seasons ago for lots of money, to another team, for lots of money. Apparently, these players were good when they were bought, but are not good now, except to the team who are buying them. They think they are very good.
Sometimes, if a player is sold because he's not good, but then he becomes good, he is bought back again for less than he was sold for. With me?
Sometimes a player is only a bit good, but not bad. So he goes to another club for no money, but they pay his wages, and he can't play against the team who actually bought him.

The people who make all of this happen, the 'agents', take about 5% of all this money and are, consequentially, very rich. They can't actually play football, but know exactly which player would make a team play better so, I guess, are worth every penny.

I might be a football agent, if a vacancy arise. :y :y
Title: Re: Transfer deadline day
Post by: cam2502 on 31 January 2014, 14:36:34
I'll be your 1st client then. I'm 43, haven't played in 15 years, have a bit of a twinge in my back every now and then and love a good drink.
I require somewhere in the region of 75-100k per week and value myself around 20M-good 5% in that for you.
Get on the blower, I await your call.   ;D
Title: Re: Transfer deadline day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 January 2014, 14:38:47
I'll be your 1st client then. I'm 43, haven't played in 15 years, have a bit of a twinge in my back every now and then and love a good drink.
I require somewhere in the region of 75-100k per week and value myself around 20M-good 5% in that for you.
Get on the blower, I await your call.   ;D

Don't undersell yourself, Cam.

Steven erm...erm..erm Gerrard is on £300,000 a week. :-\

For this ridiculous amount of money he does no more than kick a ball about on a patch of muddy grass. :( :( >:(
Title: Re: Transfer deadline day
Post by: Stemo on 31 January 2014, 14:40:01
I'll be your 1st client then. I'm 43, haven't played in 15 years, have a bit of a twinge in my back every now and then and love a good drink.
I require somewhere in the region of 75-100k per week and value myself around 20M-good 5% in that for you.
Get on the blower, I await your call.   ;D
Rangers :y.   ;D
Title: Re: Transfer deadline day
Post by: Stemo on 31 January 2014, 14:41:38
I'll be your 1st client then. I'm 43, haven't played in 15 years, have a bit of a twinge in my back every now and then and love a good drink.
I require somewhere in the region of 75-100k per week and value myself around 20M-good 5% in that for you.
Get on the blower, I await your call.   ;D

Don't undersell yourself, Cam.

Steven erm...erm..erm Gerrard is on £300,000 a week. :-\
Indeed. Enough to build a new school every month. :-\
Title: Re: Transfer deadline day
Post by: cam2502 on 31 January 2014, 14:45:58
I'll be your 1st client then. I'm 43, haven't played in 15 years, have a bit of a twinge in my back every now and then and love a good drink.
I require somewhere in the region of 75-100k per week and value myself around 20M-good 5% in that for you.
Get on the blower, I await your call.   ;D
Rangers :y.   ;D


As a celtic fan, I refuse to join Sevco. Besides, they couldn't afford me....they're paying fat Sally mcoist too much
Title: Re: Transfer deadline day
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 January 2014, 14:46:30
I'll be your 1st client then. I'm 43, haven't played in 15 years, have a bit of a twinge in my back every now and then and love a good drink.
I require somewhere in the region of 75-100k per week and value myself around 20M-good 5% in that for you.
Get on the blower, I await your call.   ;D

Don't undersell yourself, Cam.

Steven erm...erm..erm Gerrard is on £300,000 a week. :-\
Indeed. Enough to build a new school every month. :-\


I'll wager that he doesn't work a 35 hour week either.

Probably more like 12-15 hours including training.

The rest of his time is spent at a Ferrari dealership, followed by swanky London nightclub. :-\
Title: Re: Transfer deadline day
Post by: Rods2 on 31 January 2014, 14:51:00
Very exciting. As far as I can see, people sell Daewoos that they bought two years ago for lots of money, to another person, for lots of money. Apparently, these Daewoo's were good when they were bought, but are not good now, except to the persons who are buying them. They think they are very good.
Sometimes, if a Daewoo is sold because it's not good, but then he becomes good, it is bought back again for less than he was sold for. With me?
Sometimes a Daewoo is only a bit good, but not bad. So it goes to another owner for no money, but they pay for its repairs, and it can't be used by the person who actually bought it.

The people who make all of this happen, the 'used car salesman', take about 5% of all this money and are, consequentially, very rich. They can't actually repair Daewoos, but know exactly which car would make a person's life better so, I guess, are worth every penny.

I might be an Arthur Daily used car salesman again, if a vacancy arises. :y :y

Fixed, and all perfectly clear.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Transfer deadline day
Post by: Stemo on 31 January 2014, 14:52:00
I'll be your 1st client then. I'm 43, haven't played in 15 years, have a bit of a twinge in my back every now and then and love a good drink.
I require somewhere in the region of 75-100k per week and value myself around 20M-good 5% in that for you.
Get on the blower, I await your call.   ;D

Don't undersell yourself, Cam.

Steven erm...erm..erm Gerrard is on £300,000 a week. :-\
Indeed. Enough to build a new school every month. :-\


I'll wager that he doesn't work a 35 hour week either.

Probably more like 12-15 hours including training.

The rest of his time is spent at a Ferrari dealership, followed by swanky London nightclub. :-\
There are swanky night clubs in Liverpool you know.
Title: Re: Transfer deadline day
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 31 January 2014, 15:24:16

There are swanky night clubs in Liverpool you know.

 ;)