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Sitting watching The Italian Job this morning, and Caines just delivered his brilliant line ...." you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
What's some of your favourite lines from the movies?
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Any from Snatch or Lock stock.
Open him up? What d'ya mean, open him! It's not a F***ing can of baked beans!
Do ye like degs?
Periwinkle blue
What do I want the caravan fer, it's got no f***in wheels.
Etc, I could go on... ;D
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For one liners, some of the cheesy Arnie films. Commando in particular is full of them.
As gixer implies, Vinnie Jones' films have some great one liners and comebacks.
I'd have to admit to using some of the quotes out of Apollo 13 at work, when we've been backed in a corner, either to inspire my guys, or to push mgmt back to give my guys chance to work.
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"You see, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops"
From - The Hunt For Red October.
One of the truest quotes ever IMO
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For one liners, some of the cheesy Arnie films. Commando in particular is full of them.
As gixer implies, Vinnie Jones' films have some great one liners and comebacks.
I'd have to admit to using some of the quotes out of Apollo 13 at work, when we've been backed in a corner, either to inspire my guys, or to push mgmt back to give my guys chance to work.
Jesus Christ.......Guess again. :y :y I can remember the line but can't recall the film. :-\....except that it wasn't Total Recall.
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"You see, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops"
From - The Hunt For Red October.
One of the truest quotes ever IMO
Yes, how could I forget that one. Good film, or at least that's my memory of it. :y
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Name the film(s)...
1."Where do you think we would be now if Tina had said to Ike," Hit me again and put a steak on it..."?"
2."So you're brother DJs are you?"
"Er... yeah..."
"What beats you got? What tunes you into?"
"Er..."
"House or Garage?"
"Er... House?"
"Acid House or Pumping House?"
"Er... Pumping House?"
"Sash or Chicane?"
"Ha... Sash!"
"Ha ha ha, boys, these blaggers are pants..."
3."... is my Brother. I love you."
"I know."
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"Careful you clumsy idiot! Thems tunes ain'ts baggage..."
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Aliens:
"I say we take off, and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"
"Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you? "
"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!"
"We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... "
"Hicks: I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.
[cocks pump-action shotgun]
Frost: I heard *that.* "
Although I do have a certain affection for the Yahoo Serious film: "Young Einstein":
"Prostitute: What have you got in your pocket big boy?
Albert: It's a compass"
"Now all I have to do is split this atom... where did I put that chisel?"
"[Prostitute and hotel receptionist arguing]
"ask him" - "no, you ask -go on"
Prostitute:"Albert... How come Newton's theory doesn't account for Galileo's law?"
Albert: With a multitude of different simultaneities within the universe how can any gravitational effect be suddenly everywhere at the same time.
Hotel receptionist "See - told you"
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Arnie
"Give me tha adress"
"We are going to need a bigger boat@ Jaws
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" Stop chucking those bloody spears..... at me! " Micheal Caine - Zulu :y
Although I've a feeling he never said it and it's an urban myth. Still funny though!! ;D
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I know what your thinking... Did he fire 6 shots orrrr only 5
To tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost count myself...
But this being a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head cleeean off you gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya? Punk.
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Alien.
It has a great defence mechanism. You don't dare kill it. ;D
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"NUTS!!"
As from the film "Battle of the Bulge", and a true story of when Gen. Anthony Clement McAuliffe, commanding the U.S. Army’s beleaguered and surrounded 101st Airborne Division during World War II’s Battle of the Bulge, received a German surrender ultimatum to which he replied "Nuts!", and became a lasting symbol of American courage and determination under fire. :y :y :y :y
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Three from mini me out his fav film at the moment
Weelees woger
Weelees woderwick the wobber
Biguss dikuss
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Another quote from Snatch
I thought you said he's the get away driver . . . . . WTF could he get away from? ;D
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Swat Cop: Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling?
Jack: Yeah. The basement.
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It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a tank full of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Blues Brothers
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Al Pacino "Inches" Speech, Any Given Sunday.
"I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch"
http://youtu.be/_b7bgtu2O4E
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Of course I have to mention.....
Aye fight and you may die. Run and you'll live-at least a while
And many years from now, dying in your beds, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they can take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!!!!
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Of course I have to mention.....
Aye fight and you may die. Run and you'll live-at least a while
And many years from now, dying in your beds, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they can take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!!!!
"I remember when Braveheart came out, and they all said that Mel Gibson would never be a realistic Scotsman.
Now look at him - an unemployed alcoholic racist"
- Frankie Boyle
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Name the film(s)...
1."Where do you think we would be now if Tina had said to Ike," Hit me again and put a steak on it..."?"
2."So you're brother DJs are you?"
"Er... yeah..."
"What beats you got? What tunes you into?"
"Er..."
"House or Garage?"
"Er... House?"
"Acid House or Pumping House?"
"Er... Pumping House?"
"Sash or Chicane?"
"Ha... Sash!"
"Ha ha ha, boys, these blaggers are pants..."
3."... is my Brother. I love you."
"I know."
No. 2 Kevin and perry go large!!!!!
I'm ashamed I knew that :( :( ;D ;D
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Any from Snatch or Lock stock.
Open him up? What d'ya mean, open him! It's not a F***ing can of baked beans!
Do ye like degs?
Periwinkle blue
What do I want the caravan fer, it's got no f***in wheels.
Etc, I could go on... ;D
'Dags' ... and err ... 'kerravens" ;D
Also from Snatch:
Cousin Avi to Bullet-tooth Tony: "Why do they call him Boris the bullet-dodger?"
Reply: "Cos he dodges bullets ... Avi"
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Couple of easy ones...
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
If it bleeds we can kill it.
One ping only.
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Aaaa yes. Iirc...
"Reply with one ping. ....One ping only Vasilly." (Pronounced Vashilly)
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Couple of easy ones...
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
If it bleeds we can kill it.
One ping only.
Jaws
Predator
Hunt for Red October
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"Ping"
;D
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Aaaa yes. Iirc...
"Reply with one ping. ....One ping only Vasilly." (Pronounced Vashilly)
Or, in your case, Vaseline.
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Name the film(s)...
1."Where do you think we would be now if Tina had said to Ike," Hit me again and put a steak on it..."?"
2."So you're brother DJs are you?"
"Er... yeah..."
"What beats you got? What tunes you into?"
"Er..."
"House or Garage?"
"Er... House?"
"Acid House or Pumping House?"
"Er... Pumping House?"
"Sash or Chicane?"
"Ha... Sash!"
"Ha ha ha, boys, these blaggers are pants..."
3."... is my Brother. I love you."
"I know."
Can only get the 3rd, Star Wars (I think the last of the proper ones, the one with the annoying little bear things)
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Another old favourite....
Broad sword calls Danny bhoy.
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This is the kind of quiz I would expect to find in a woman's magazine. Says a lot really. ;D
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This is the kind of quiz I would expect to find in a woman's magazine. Says a lot really. ;D
I bow to your superior experience of said tomes... :P
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Aaaa yes. Iirc...
"Reply with one ping. ....One ping only Vasilly." (Pronounced Vashilly)
Or, in your case, Vaseline.
Look, I thought you'd got over this little obsession of yours after you stropped off. Again.
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Another old favourite....
Broad sword calls Danny bhoy.
Bugger me, one of the classic war films, but cannot name which one :-[. The longest day?
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Name the film(s)...
1."Where do you think we would be now if Tina had said to Ike," Hit me again and put a steak on it..."?"
2."So you're brother DJs are you?"
"Er... yeah..."
"What beats you got? What tunes you into?"
"Er..."
"House or Garage?"
"Er... House?"
"Acid House or Pumping House?"
"Er... Pumping House?"
"Sash or Chicane?"
"Ha... Sash!"
"Ha ha ha, boys, these blaggers are pants..."
3."... is my Brother. I love you."
"I know."
No. 2 Kevin and perry go large!!!!!
I'm ashamed I knew that :( :( ;D ;D
I'm not ;D one of my favourites, always raises a smile :y
1. Was Liar,Liar... and 3. was a misquote from Star Wars Return of the Jedi. :y
One for TB...
"...and..."
"And what?"
"Dot. Dot. Dot."
::)
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Another old favourite....
Broad sword calls Danny bhoy.
Bugger me, one of the classic war films, but cannot name which one :-[. The longest day?
Close, but no ceegar to the skinny bloke in the corner... ;D
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This is the kind of quiz I would expect to find in a woman's magazine. Says a lot really. ;D
I bow to your superior experience of said tomes... :P
I only read them for the....errrr.....shit......err....recipes. Yes, recipes, that's it. ;D
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One for TB...
"...and..."
"And what?"
"Dot. Dot. Dot."
:-[
I know that one. Shall I ask Mrs TB?
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Ewoks ;D nearly named the dog after one of them, as she looked just like one as a puppy :)
Fortunately as soon as I had the idea, Wicket completely escaped my tiny mind, so we settled on Taz ::)
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One for TB...
"...and..."
"And what?"
"Dot. Dot. Dot."
:-[
I know that one. Shall I ask Mrs TB?
PMSL, she can't get it!!!
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Another old favourite....
Broad sword calls Danny bhoy.
Bugger me, one of the classic war films, but cannot name which one :-[. The longest day?
Close, but no ceegar to the skinny bloke in the corner... ;D
633 Squadron, Guns of Navarone, Bridge over River Kwai (or however its spelt), Dambusters?
I know it aint The Great Escape...
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Here's one:
"Last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again"
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One for TB...
"...and..."
"And what?"
"Dot. Dot. Dot."
:-[
I know that one. Shall I ask Mrs TB?
I am sure she'll have an inkling ::)
Might watch that tomorrow after Kevin and Perry, accompanied by a glass of summat warming and a large tub of Ben and Jerrys ::)
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Here's one:
"Last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again"
Indiana Jones?
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One for TB...
"...and..."
"And what?"
"Dot. Dot. Dot."
:-[
I know that one. Shall I ask Mrs TB?
PMSL, she can't get it!!!
She got it eventually...
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Here's one:
"Last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again"
Indiana Jones?
Close ;D ;D
Come on, you've seen it loads of times.
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"I like you Sully, thats why I kill you last"
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Here's one:
"Last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again"
Indiana Jones?
The Last Crusade iirc :-\
Danny Boy is from The Battle of Britain :y I think...
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Here's one:
"Last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again"
Indiana Jones?
Close ;D ;D
Come on, you've seen it loads of times.
Ah bugger, its dot dot dot again...
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Here's one:
"Last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again"
Indiana Jones?
The Last Crusade iirc :-\
Danny Boy is from The Battle of Britain :y I think...
The character was Sam Carmichael if it helps.
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Here's one:
"Last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again"
Indiana Jones?
Close ;D ;D
Come on, you've seen it loads of times.
Oh ffs ;D Pierce Brosnan in Mama Mia when they arrive at the island ::)
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Here's one:
"Last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again"
Indiana Jones?
Close ;D ;D
Come on, you've seen it loads of times.
Oh ffs ;D Pierce Brisnan in Mama Mia when they arrive at the island ::)
Yeeeeeaaaah :y
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Another old favourite....
Broad sword calls Danny bhoy.
Bugger me, one of the classic war films, but cannot name which one :-[. The longest day?
Close, but no ceegar to the skinny bloke in the corner... ;D
633 Squadron, Guns of Navarone, Bridge over River Kwai (or however its spelt), Dambusters?
I know it aint The Great Escape...
Ice axes.....
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Shawingggg.
...then brother, you are going down!
...like the drink, but not spelt the same.
...Yes sir, drill sergeant.
...done it deliberate. Done it deliberate.
Rubbins racing son.
No no sir, don't want one, don't need one, couldn't afford one if I did.
What?
Race car drivers! That is what your sellin' ain't it?
I feel the need, the need for ***** (can't believe I pistes that one actually ;D )
Ok point break, your up.
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Another old favourite....
Broad sword calls Danny bhoy.
Bugger me, one of the classic war films, but cannot name which one :-[. The longest day?
Close, but no ceegar to the skinny bloke in the corner... ;D
633 Squadron, Guns of Navarone, Bridge over River Kwai (or however its spelt), Dambusters?
I know it aint The Great Escape...
Ice axes.....
Heroes of Telemark :-\
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"Say my name, bitch"
Same person... "This one time,..."
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Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood. Still can't remember the bloody name!
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Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood. Still can't remember the bloody name!
Where Eagles Dare :-\
All the other WW2 films had John Wayne in them...
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Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood. Still can't remember the bloody name!
Where Eagles Dare :-\
All the other WW2 films had John Wayne in them...
Thats the one :y. I think... ...H21, we right?
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Correctamundo. The one with the snowplough bus and exploding trees.
Where eagles dare.... :y
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Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood. Still can't remember the bloody name!
Where Eagles Dare :-\
All the other WW2 films had John Wayne in them...
Thats the one :y. I think... ...H21, we right?
Woohoo 8)
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get off your horse and drink your milk
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get off your horse and drink your milk
The lemon drop kid. ;D
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Five pages and we've not had that classic "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." yet.
And no it's nothing to do with a certain resident of Northants and a garage malfunction.
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Five pages and we've not had that classic "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." yet.
And no it's nothing to do with a certain resident of Northants and a garage malfunction.
Apocalypse Now.............. :y :y
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Oh thank god, I thought that was heading in the direction of Jimbobs 'arris for a minute
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Five pages and we've not had that classic "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." yet.
And no it's nothing to do with a certain resident of Northants and a garage malfunction.
Err ... wan't that in the epic "OOF Bonfire Bash 2012" mon Capitan? (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43954633/rofl.gif)
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Five pages and we've not had that classic "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." yet.
And no it's nothing to do with a certain resident of Northants and a garage malfunction.
Err ... wan't that in the epic "OOF Bonfire Bash 2012" mon Capitan? (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43954633/rofl.gif)
Yes, I do believe the quote was repeated........ :D :D
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Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood. Still can't remember the bloody name!
It's Where Eagles Dare
One of my favourite quotes is from the Fifth Element, where they send in Bruce Willis, who marches through the door, pulls a gun and shoots the alien in charge. "Anyone else want to negotiate?"
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Fell asleep on the train and woke up in bloody Neasden
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What 'ave the Romans ever done for us.....
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;D He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy...
Classic Python
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A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
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A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Armageddon
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Shawingggg.
...then brother, you are going down!
...like the drink, but not spelt the same.
...Yes sir, drill sergeant.
...done it deliberate. Done it deliberate.
He didn't bang into you, he rubbed you, and rubbins racing son.
No no sir, don't want one, don't need one, couldn't afford one if I did.
What?
Race car drivers! That is what your sellin' ain't it?
I feel the need, the need for speed (can't believe I posted that one actually ;D )
Ok point break, your up.
What? Too easy? Or too hard?
Fixed a typo and added more text.
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We ok Butch?
Say what again I dare you I double dare you
You ready Blue? Hell I was born ready
You caused a lot of trouble here today pilgrim and somebody ought to smack you in the mouth, but I won't the hell I won't
Fill your hands you son of a bitch
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;D He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy...
Classic Python
Brian: What will they do to me?
Ben the Prisoner: Oh you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
Brian: CRUCIFIXION?
Ben the Prisoner: Yeah, first offense.
;D ;D ;D
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;D He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy...
Classic Python
Thats that tune stuck in my head for the head now >:(. Still, always look on the bright side of life
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"What we have here, is failure to communicate . . . . . . "
Classic !
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Shawingggg. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
...then brother, you are going down!
...like the drink, but not spelt the same. The Green Mile
...Yes sir, drill sergeant. Either... Full Metal Jacket or Forrest Gump
...done it deliberate. Done it deliberate.
He didn't bang into you, he rubbed you, and rubbins racing son. Days of Thunder
No no sir, don't want one, don't need one, couldn't afford one if I did. Cars?
What?
Race car drivers! That is what your sellin' ain't it?
I feel the need, the need for speed (can't believe I posted that one actually ;D ) Top Gun ::)
Ok point break, your up. Er... Point Break? ;D
What? Too easy? Or too hard?
Fixed a typo and added more text.
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Shawingggg. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
...then brother, you are going down! Heat (Pacino to DeNiro while having coffee) 2Nd fav film
...like the drink, but not spelt the same. The Green Mile
...Yes sir, drill sergeant. Either... Full Metal Jacket or Forrest Gump
...done it deliberate. Done it deliberate.
He didn't bang into you, he rubbed you, and rubbins racing son. Days of Thunder
No no sir, don't want one, don't need one, couldn't afford one if I did. Cars?
What?
Race car drivers! That is what your sellin' ain't it?
I feel the need, the need for speed (can't believe I posted that one actually ;D ) Top Gun ::)
Ok point break, your up. Er... Point Break? ;D
What? Too easy? Or too hard?
Fixed a typo and added more text.
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Shawingggg. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
...then brother, you are going down! Heat (Pacino to DeNiro while having coffee) 2Nd fav film
...like the drink, but not spelt the same. The Green Mile
...Yes sir, drill sergeant. Either... Full Metal Jacket or Forrest Gump
...done it deliberate. Done it deliberate.
He didn't bang into you, he rubbed you, and rubbins racing son. Days of Thunder
No no sir, don't want one, don't need one, couldn't afford one if I did. Cars?
What? Pulp Fiction?
Race car drivers! That is what your sellin' ain't it?
I feel the need, the need for speed (can't believe I posted that one actually ;D ) Top Gun ::)
Ok point break, your up. Er... Point Break? ;D
What? Too easy? Or too hard?
Fixed a typo and added more text.
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Quite simply......
The names Bond.James Bond
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;D He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy...
Classic Python
Thats that tune stuck in my head for the head now >:(. Still, always look on the bright side of life
Until you have to watch "that" movie again ;D ;D
1155
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Shawingggg. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
...then brother, you are going down! Heat (Pacino to DeNiro while having coffee) 2Nd fav film
...like the drink, but not spelt the same. The Green Mile
...Yes sir, drill sergeant. Forrest Gump
...done it deliberate. Done it deliberate. Days of Thunder
He didn't bang into you, he rubbed you, and rubbins racing son. Days of Thunder
No no sir, don't want one, don't need one, couldn't afford one if I did. Cars?
What? Pulp Fiction?......Days of Thunder
Race car drivers! That is what your sellin' ain't it?
I feel the need, the need for speed (can't believe I posted that one actually ;D ) Top Gun ::)
Ok point break, your up. Er... Point Break? ;D. The Avengers
What? Too easy? Or too hard?
Fixed a typo and added more text.
You got it. :y Good stuff. Heat is one of my favourite films. :)
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If the milk turns sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it ... know what I mean Nickolarse! ::)
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If the milk turns sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it ... know what I mean Nickolarse! ::)
Lock Stock?
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"What we have here, is failure to communicate . . . . . . "
Classic !
cool hand luke.
also intro to "civil war" by guns n roses
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"We just Melvin'd Death"
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"What we have here, is failure to communicate . . . . . . "
Classic !
cool hand luke.
also intro to "civil war" by guns n roses
Ah, yes. Cool hand Luke. In a deep south accent...."This boys mind... ain't right" (.."he's fixin to run")
Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
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Under the bridge, by the river, how did you know it was an ambush?
You see me doin' thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a "Born to Lose" tattoo on my chest?
Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
Out here, due process is a bullet.
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Under the bridge, by the river, how did you know it was an ambush?
You see me doin' thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a "Born to Lose" tattoo on my chest?
Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
Out here, due process is a bullet.
2 Heat
3 Leon
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Under the bridge, by the river, how did you know it was an ambush?
You see me doin' thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a "Born to Lose" tattoo on my chest?
Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
Out here, due process is a bullet.
2 Heat
3 Leon
Correct on both :y
1 and 4?
1 and 2 have an obvious link ;)
4 is from way back in the sixties
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1, had to google it, so shan't post it, but I see what you mean.
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c@#t... me.
One of my favs ;D
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1, had to google it, so shan't post it, but I see what you mean.
Good lad :y
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c@#t... me.
One of my favs ;D
;D stop it, I'll have to put that on in a minute. ;D :y
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"does this car have airbags?
"I think your side does. wh?...aaarrrgggghhhh"
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Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c@#t... me.
Brick Top outlining his plan to Lincoln and his dude buddy in ... err ... Lock Stock 8)
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If the milk turns sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it ... know what I mean Nickolarse! ::)
Lock Stock?
Absolutely! ;D
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"does this car have airbags?
"I think your side does. wh?...aaarrrgggghhhh"
One of the Die Hards, the one with Jeremy Irons as the baddie
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What about:
"What you got in that car?" ... "Seats and a steering wheel" ...
:-X
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Are those Lancashire pigs?
Who the f@#ks talking to you boy!
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I was born a poor black child
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What about:
"What you got in that car?" ... "Seats and a steering wheel" ...
:-X
Snatch. Or Minge, as H calls it. ::) ;D
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I was born a poor black child
The Biography of Michael Jackson?
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I was born a poor black child
The Biography of Michael Jackson?
Not quite but good guess ;D
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See if anyone knows this one.....
( girl has accepted a lift is sitting in passenger seat, and they're just leaving the bar car park)
"Are you going left or right?"
"Left"
"Ah".. "That's a shame"
"Why?"
"We'll you could just as easily have been going right In which case it would have taken you a while to get scared. Now your gonna get scared...immediately !"
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Quentin Tarantino... part one of his tribute to Seventies road movies :y
Death Proof :y
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Correct sir :y
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There should be a prequel to death proof. How DID stuntman Mike get that scar??
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I haven't seen "death proof".
I have, however, seen a xxx parody of death proof.
Quote: "oooh, it's not the rear view mirror that makes things look big"
::)
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Difficult one:
"Every time I think about your formula, I get a headache"
-Brian Aspirin
and:
"There's a billion billion <snip> out there. But there's one thing they don't know.
Otherwise, they'd have sent for reinforcements."
"what's that, then?"
"There's three of us now"
<long snip>
"Thirteen!"
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What about:
"What you got in that car?" ... "Seats and a steering wheel" ...
:-X
Snatch. Or Minge, as H calls it. ::) ;D
:y
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From one of my favourite films National Lampoons Christmas Vacations
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
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-Hey, Slim? Do you know this cat? Slim? No use. Ever since somebody shot him, old Slim went deaf.
+What happened to make Slim go deaf?
-Why?
+Well, because I owe you $96,000, and I might have a slight problem coming up with the money.
-Oh, okay. Well, why don't we just make it an even 90?
+I... may have exaggerated the slightness.
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The poem Funeral Blues by W.H Auden in four weddings and a funeral is one of my favourites. Wee lump in the throat 1st time I seen it.
Delivered with aplomb by John Hannah.
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Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
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Is it safe? ............... ;)
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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I see dead people
Show me the money
Shane, Shane, come back Shane ( ::) )
Your a god awful flake, but that's good, it means people want to get to you.
Suger?
No thankyou Turkish.... I'm sweat enough! (It's the way he said it ;D )
Run, you fools.
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I see dead people Sixth Sense
Show me the money Jerry Maguire
Shane, Shane, come back Shane ( ::) ) Neighbours... Just kidding ;D it's Muriels' Wedding :-X
Your a god awful flake, but that's good, it means people want to get to you.
Suger?
No thankyou Turkish.... I'm sweat enough! (It's the way he said it ;D )
Run, you fools. Lord Of The Rings
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
More classic Python :y Holy Grail iirc...
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Suger?
No thankyou Turkish.... I'm sweet enough! (It's the way he said it ;D )
Run, you fools.
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Suger?
No thankyou Turkish.... I'm sweet enough! (It's the way he said it ;D )Bond, James Bond... probably Connery or Moore
Run, you fools.
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Is it safe? ............... ;)
Brilliant !!
Yes its very safe!
How about
Stu.....more of a thick soup than a name.
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Is it safe? ............... ;)
Brilliant !!
Yes its very safe!
How about
Stu.....more of a thick soup than a name.
Shocking that I might know the answer..........Mrs doubtfire?
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Is it safe? ............... ;)
Brilliant !!
Yes its very safe!
How about
Stu.....more of a thick soup than a name.
Shocking that I might know the answer..........Mrs doubtfire?
Well done!
Shocking I know ,but I almost know it word for word,but I do have five kids!!
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They are dangerous at both ends...*crafty*in the middle.
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Suger?
No thankyou Turkish.... I'm sweet enough! (It's the way he said it ;D )Bond, James Bond... probably Connery or Moore
Run, you fools.
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Nope. One of my afore mentioned favourites. ;)
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Ah, in that case Ben Kingsley in Minge...
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Suger?
No thankyou Turkish.... I'm sweat enough! (It's the way he said it ;D )......
Bricktop.....
Also like his pigs line but don't know it well enough to quote. :y
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Suger?
No thankyou Turkish.... I'm sweat enough! (It's the way he said it ;D )......
Bricktop.....
Also like his pigs line but don't know it well enough to quote. :y
Totally cheated and googled it. This one?
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the opps you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
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No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car!
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No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car!
LA Story...
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No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car!
[to a mugger with a knife] That's not a knife. ........ [draws a large Bowie knife] That's a knife. ;) ;)
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Ah :-[ good old Crocodile Dundee ;D
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Is it safe? ............... ;)
Brilliant !!
Yes its very safe!
How about
Stu.....more of a thick soup than a name.
Shocking that I might know the answer..........Mrs doubtfire?
Well done!
Shocking I know ,but I almost know it word for word,but I do have five kids!!
Luckily for me mine are all grown up, nearly ;D
Have a grandson and a Great nephew so the circle begins again
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That smell you know that gasoline smell the whole hill...............smells like.......................victory
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In a southern yaul;
Are you still an efficient team?
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That smell you know that gasoline smell the whole hill...............smells like.......................victory
Apocalypse now. :y
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This is my rifle.
There are many like it
But this one is mine.
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What the f*ck is that?
Heh heh. This is a shotgun!
It's a f*cking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.
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That smell you know that gasoline smell the whole hill...............smells like.......................victory
Apocalypse now. :y
I thought someone else might see it first because I knew you would get it right away :y :y
Fabulous film, I have the standard and the Redux dvd's ;D
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What the f*ck is that?
Heh heh. This is a shotgun!
It's a f*cking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.
I will have a quick Snatch at that ;D ;D
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This is my rifle.
There are many like it
But this one is mine.
FMJ awesome movie
Pyle Sir yes sir
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What the f*ck is that?
Heh heh. This is a shotgun!
It's a f*cking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.
I will have a quick Snatch at that ;D ;D
Minge is the correct title, I think you'll find. Ignore what it says at the start if the film, on the box, or on the internet. Its all wrong. :D
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That smell you know that gasoline smell the whole hill...............smells like.......................victory
Apocalypse now. :y
I thought someone else might see it first because I knew you would get it right away :y :y
Fabulous film, I have the standard and the Redux dvd's ;D
Bah, they're too slow. :)
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What the f*ck is that?
Heh heh. This is a shotgun!
It's a f*cking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.
Pulp fiction ::)
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What the f*ck is that?
Heh heh. This is a shotgun!
It's a f*cking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.
I will have a quick Snatch at that ;D ;D
Minge is the correct title, I think you'll find. Ignore what it says at the start if the film, on the box, or on the internet. Its all wrong. :D
Must remember that I don't know how I was mistaken as A:- I can't read and B:- I love Minge :y :y :y
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If you build it he will come
They'r here
Why don't he write
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If you build it he will come Field of Dreams
They'r here
Why don't he write
No idea on the others...
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If you build it he will come Field of Dreams
They'r here
Why don't he write
No idea on the others...
2 signs or Poltergeist?
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If you build it he will come Field of Dreams
They'r here
Why don't he write
No idea on the others...
2 signs or Poltergeist?
Correctamundo
3 is same actor as 1
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Dances with Wolves or Pony Express :-\
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Dances with Wolves or Pony Express :-\
Your getting warm, they are films by him. Single answers for the hard one. ;) ;D ;D
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Fancy words in a circle don't help much
A boys best friend is his mother
Here's Johnny!
Attica! Attica!
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^^^ 2 : psycho
3 : the shining
Don't know the other 2
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Life is like a box of chocolates
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Life is like a box of chocolates
Run Forrest, run...
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Life is like a box of chocolates
Run Forrest, run...
Something jumped right up n bit may ....right in the but tox!
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Attica! Attica! - Dog day afternoon?
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That's bold talk for a one eyed fat man
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Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
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Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
I am *********! Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance! In this life or the next.
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^^^ 2 : psycho
3 : the shining
Don't know the other 2
Give that man a cigar :y :y
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Attica! Attica! - Dog day afternoon?
Yip, An early Pacino classic, 1972 ish I think
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That's bold talk for a one eyed fat man
True Grit the original and the best
'Fill your hands you sons of bitches' is the reply to Duvalls mocking comments
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Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
Are you not entertained?
Fabulous film :y :y
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Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
Are you not entertained?
Fabulous film :y :y
AM I NOT MERCIFULL!
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Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
Are you not entertained?
Fabulous film :y :y
AM I NOT MERCIFULL!
The frost...sometimes it makes the blade stick
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Spartacus ;D
Gladiator obviously :y
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You broke the cycle Al. :'(
It looked like the whole Gladiator script was being posted piece by piece ;D ;D
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Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
Are you not entertained?
Fabulous film :y :y
AM I NOT MERCIFULL!
The frost...sometimes it makes the blade stick
At my signal unleash hell.
(Start line thoughts there. ;) ;D ...unrelated)
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"Fight in the shade"
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'' Well you sure killed the hell outta that guy''
'' We all got it coming kid''
''That'll be the day''
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The 1st rule about fight club....
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The 1st rule about fight club....
Is that I'm only you imagination ;D ;D
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Houston , we have a problem
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You talkin' to me?
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You talkin' to me?
Taxi driver
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Not now Kato!
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****in' norven monkeys!
(;D)
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****in' norven monkeys!
(;D)
I don't wanna know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets. ;D
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I don't wanna know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets. ;D
You must be ver brains ... just remember who's givvin' you this job ...
****in' norven monkeys!
(;D)
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Tell me my friend, you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Tell me my friend, you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner FATMAN!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Let me see your war face...
How tall are you?
Sir, five foot nine Sir.
Five foot nine? I didn't realise they stacked shit that high.
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Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H Christ I think you've got a hard on.
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Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke
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Let me see your war face...
How tall are you?
Sir, five foot nine Sir.
Five foot nine? I didn't realise they stacked shit that high.
One of Stanley Kubricks finest films FMJ
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Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke
One of my favs blues brothers
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It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.I think you've been cheated!!!!
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Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke
One of my favs blues brothers
That didn't last long. well done
Fabulous film indeed :y :y :y
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It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.I think you've been cheated!!!!
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas
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Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke
One of my favs blues brothers
That didn't last long. well done
Fabulous film indeed :y :y :y
We're on a mission from god
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Em eye see kay ee why, em oh you esseee.... Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse
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Thtwike him Thentuwian, vewy vewy woughly!
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Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke
One of my favs blues brothers
That didn't last long. well done
Fabulous film indeed :y :y :y
We're on a mission from god
We're putting the band back together
We'll take these axes
I'll even throw in the black keys for free ;D ;D
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Let me see your war face...
How tall are you?
Sir, five foot nine Sir.
Five foot nine? I didn't realise they stacked shit that high.
One of Stanley Kubricks finest films FMJ
The first half hour or so is worthy of its own quote... so... NWS
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