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Title: Impossible to Please
Post by: War-Planner on 06 June 2008, 20:16:11
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."     ;D
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: kris9128 on 06 June 2008, 20:17:29
 ;D :y ;D :y ;D :y
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: JiMbOb789 on 06 June 2008, 20:30:22
 ;D ;D So very true aswell ;D ;D

 ;D Try pleasing my GF ;D
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: kris9128 on 06 June 2008, 20:32:50
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;D ;D So very true aswell ;D ;D

 ;D Try pleasing my GF ;D

careful. some people might think you're making a tempting offer  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: albitz on 06 June 2008, 20:39:18
many a true word said in jest :y ;D
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: waspy on 06 June 2008, 20:42:57
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: Vamps on 06 June 2008, 20:46:07
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: Tony H on 06 June 2008, 21:26:27
Made me chuckle :y ;D
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 06 June 2008, 21:54:09
Very true.   :y :y :y
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: amigov6 on 06 June 2008, 22:20:07
 ;D ;D :D 8-)
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 06 June 2008, 22:24:37
thats it ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: Richie London on 06 June 2008, 23:12:41
one look at the title and you know its about women straightaway  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: Jimbob on 07 June 2008, 18:21:11
 ;D ;D ;D

How true!!!!
Title: Re: Impossible to Please
Post by: psychnurse on 07 June 2008, 18:41:00
 :) :) :) :) mised my floor: basement; short fat and slightly retarded  :)