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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: bob.dent on 17 November 2006, 15:13:31
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OK, its Friday and time to kick the weekend off with another joke ;)
How Men Think..........
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was
a small, recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run
back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
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Er, a little obvious ;)
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;D ;D ;D
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Er, a little obvious ;)
Yeh I know, but still made me chuckle ;)
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Er, a little obvious ;)
Yeh I know, but still made me chuckle ;)
....and me ;D
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;D Nice one Bob. ;D
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