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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: HolyCount on 09 June 2008, 20:47:20

Title: Joke
Post by: HolyCount on 09 June 2008, 20:47:20

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





Answer:

* Get off the merry-go-round, you're pissed *

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Andyb on 09 June 2008, 20:49:35

ha bloody ha

 ;D

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: amigov6 on 09 June 2008, 23:21:05

It just gets worse & worse!!!! :D

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Vamps on 09 June 2008, 23:55:28

 ;D

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Mikejr on 09 June 2008, 23:58:17

Hat, coat and exit stage right.  :y

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Vamps on 10 June 2008, 00:34:48

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Hat, coat and exit stage right.  :y

It wasn't quite that bad..... :-/

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: maria on 10 June 2008, 08:46:50

Good one  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: LJay on 10 June 2008, 11:22:12

 ;D ;D ;D ;D