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Title: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Lagondanet on 25 March 2014, 14:14:04: Following on from Minifreek's thread on average age of OOFers........

'Just a quick question but I'm just wondering what the average number of wives a common OOFer has had...?

No need for smart ass remarks and the like, just a number required is all....'

I'll go first - 2

:-*
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: minifreek on 25 March 2014, 14:26:46: You can't rip-off my thread that just aint right.....

Im on me second, and she's seven years my junior :)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: jonny2112 on 25 March 2014, 14:30:55: Just the one for me :)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: martin42 on 25 March 2014, 14:45:12: HAD just the 1 hence she is an ex.....
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Elite Pete on 25 March 2014, 15:00:54: Two for me :'(
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Andy B on 25 March 2014, 15:05:45: I don't understand the question ??? why would you want more than one? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: CaptainZok on 25 March 2014, 15:09:50: Quote from: Andy B on 25 March 2014, 15:05:45
I don't understand the question ??? why would you want more than one? ??? ??? ???
Gluttons for punishment obviously Andy. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Andy B on 25 March 2014, 15:10:45: Quote from: CaptainZok on 25 March 2014, 15:09:50
Quote from: Andy B on 25 March 2014, 15:05:45
I don't understand the question ??? why would you want more than one? ??? ??? ???
Gluttons for punishment obviously Andy. ;D ;D

Obviously ;) ;)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Stemo on 25 March 2014, 15:14:16: Not telling.
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 March 2014, 15:36:22: 3.....So far.

However, it may be time to trade Mrs Opti in for a newer (younger) model. :)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: ronnyd on 25 March 2014, 16:08:21: Just the one, i daren,t leave(not that i want to). 50th this year :D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 25 March 2014, 16:29:33: one , and that is plenty ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: plym ian on 25 March 2014, 16:35:47: Just the 1 :)

Couldn't leave her that would make her happy and I can't stand seeing her happy ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Andy B on 25 March 2014, 16:49:32: Quote from: Mr. Opti on 25 March 2014, 15:36:22
3.....So far.

......

A glutton for punishment! ::) ::)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 March 2014, 16:56:03: at the same time or previously ???

;D just joking.. 3
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: pscocoa on 25 March 2014, 16:59:23: 1
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Kevin Wood on 25 March 2014, 17:02:18: Quote from: pscocoa on 25 March 2014, 16:59:23
1

Is enough. :y
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Andy B on 25 March 2014, 17:02:40: Quote from: bored bigyin54 on 25 March 2014, 16:29:33
one , and that is plenty ;D ;D

arguably, one is more than enough ::)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Nick W on 25 March 2014, 17:05:24: There's no arguably about it!
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 25 March 2014, 17:18:15: 0 - Nobody loves me :-\
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: btc on 25 March 2014, 17:24:14: Tried it once didn't like it :y
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: omega3000 on 25 March 2014, 17:24:26: 2 and never again >:(
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: henryd on 25 March 2014, 17:24:36: On number two here,went for a younger model this time 8) 8) ;)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: powerslinky on 25 March 2014, 17:30:13: just one . . . so far . . . ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 March 2014, 17:31:08: None, I could never afford one. :( ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Webby the Bear on 25 March 2014, 17:32:48: None. Thank God :y
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: minifreek on 25 March 2014, 17:33:01: Quote from: henryd on 25 March 2014, 17:24:36
On number two here,went for a younger model this time 8) 8) ;)

Im with you on that fella :)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: henryd on 25 March 2014, 17:36:45: Quote from: minifreek on 25 March 2014, 14:26:46
You can't rip-off my thread that just aint right.....

Im on me second, and she's seven years my junior :)

I went for 12 years younger ::) 8) 8) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 March 2014, 17:38:18: Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:24:26
2 and never again >:(

sshhht.. never say never ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: omega3000 on 25 March 2014, 17:45:47: Quote from: cem on 25 March 2014, 17:38:18
Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:24:26
2 and never again >:(

sshhht.. never say never ;D

Single life for me now ...ive done my sentance :P
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 March 2014, 17:54:29: Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:45:47
Quote from: cem on 25 March 2014, 17:38:18
Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:24:26
2 and never again >:(

sshhht.. never say never ;D

Single life for me now ...ive done my sentance :P

;D ;D

Emd, you iron, you cook , you clean .. please re-think :-\
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: omega3000 on 25 March 2014, 17:56:38: Quote from: cem on 25 March 2014, 17:54:29
Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:45:47
Quote from: cem on 25 March 2014, 17:38:18
Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:24:26
2 and never again >:(

sshhht.. never say never ;D

Single life for me now ...ive done my sentance :P

;D ;D

Emd, you iron, you cook , you clean .. please re-think :-\

Cheaper to get a maid do it , washing piled high .. eat out of plastic :y
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: b4ndit on 25 March 2014, 18:00:26: 3 for me but my excuse is I like wedding cake ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Rods2 on 25 March 2014, 18:03:05: I'm on my second wife, who is 15 years younger than me, a very good wife she is too. 8) :y :y :y
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Rods2 on 25 March 2014, 18:08:15: Quote from: STEMO on 25 March 2014, 15:14:16
Not telling.

You are allowed to include your Civil Partnerships. :P ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: cam2502 on 25 March 2014, 22:22:31: Wives? What's them then?
Not taken the dreaded walk.....yet.
Swmbo would like to but I reckon there's no rush.
Living in sin is the future :)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: plym ian on 25 March 2014, 22:26:58: Quote from: b4ndit on 25 March 2014, 18:00:26
3 for me but my excuse is I like wedding cake ;D
And mother in laws ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Figureman52 on 25 March 2014, 22:29:22: Only 1, 27 years next month.
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: NF on 25 March 2014, 22:34:26: 2 ex wives so far, sentence served, no money left.
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: ffcgary1 on 25 March 2014, 22:57:12: 1 19 Years in june, to think that the great train robbers only got 25. ::)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Vamps on 25 March 2014, 23:37:35: None, Single here, but I still wasn't allowed to buy the Cortina Guy told me about elsewhere..... ;) ;)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 26 March 2014, 08:07:38: Only the 1, 40 years wed in September..
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Lagondanet on 26 March 2014, 09:22:48: For the lady OOFers I should have asked for number of husbands. Sorry!
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Bigron on 26 March 2014, 09:24:24: Why did you make me think about this? 50 years in October!
I would have needed to have done at least two murders to have been given a sentence like that!
I am open to offers if anyone wants to swap MIG spares for her?
I need an A35 autobox........

Ron.
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Kate on 26 March 2014, 12:35:13: Been divorced 10 years. :y
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: biggriffin on 26 March 2014, 13:43:47: Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:56:38
Quote from: cem on 25 March 2014, 17:54:29
Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:45:47
Quote from: cem on 25 March 2014, 17:38:18
Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:24:26
2 and never again >:(

sshhht.. never say never ;D

Single life for me now ...ive done my sentance :P

;D ;D

put advert in shop window for a maid/lady that does. ;D

Emd, you iron, you cook , you clean .. please re-think :-\

Cheaper to get a maid do it , washing piled high .. eat out of plastic :y
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 26 March 2014, 14:59:09: Quote from: Bigron on 26 March 2014, 09:24:24
Why did you make me think about this? 50 years in October!
I would have needed to have done at least two murders to have been given a sentence like that!
I am open to offers if anyone wants to swap MIG spares for her?
I need an A35 autobox........

Ron.

;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Stemo on 26 March 2014, 15:52:27: Quote from: Bigron on 26 March 2014, 09:24:24
Why did you make me think about this? 50 years in October!
I would have needed to have done at least two murders to have been given a sentence like that!
I am open to offers if anyone wants to swap MIG spares for her?
I need an A35 autobox........

Ron.
Pictures please, Ron.
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Bigron on 26 March 2014, 16:03:23: What, and reduce my chances of getting a gearbox, STEMO?!!!
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Martin_1962 on 26 March 2014, 19:20:43: 1 for over 20 years
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Stemo on 26 March 2014, 19:21:20: Quote from: Martin Imber on 26 March 2014, 19:20:43
1 for over 20 years
Poor woman.
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: bigegg on 26 March 2014, 19:56:35: just in the process of getting rid of wife no.1 after 2 happy years
(and 18 f****ng miserable ones)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: 05omegav6 on 26 March 2014, 19:57:47: None yet...

Any volunteers :-\
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: AndyRoid on 26 March 2014, 20:06:40: Quote from: Lagondanet on 25 March 2014, 14:14:04
I'll go first - 2
How do you get rid of the bodies? ;D

No wives here, never felt the need to have a piece of paper.
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: SteveAvfc. on 26 March 2014, 20:20:20: Had one got rid no likey on number two now still no likey, sessions on a couch once a week with lady shrink very likey. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 26 March 2014, 21:16:36: Do borrowed ones count? :-X ;)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Rods2 on 27 March 2014, 18:50:43: For those not married, this interactive map shows the number of singles in your area.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2590764/All-single-ladies-men-live-Islington-according-new-map-reveals-East-Dorset-hardest-place-partner.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2590764/All-single-ladies-men-live-Islington-according-new-map-reveals-East-Dorset-hardest-place-partner.html)
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Steve B on 27 March 2014, 19:05:53: Quote from: bigegg on 26 March 2014, 19:56:35
just in the process of getting rid of wife no.1 after 2 happy years
(and 18 f****ng miserable ones)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: omega3000 on 27 March 2014, 20:28:59: Quote from: bigegg on 26 March 2014, 19:56:35
just in the process of getting rid of wife no.1 after 2 happy years
(and 18 f****ng miserable ones)

;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: Kate on 27 March 2014, 20:55:37: Quote from: Taxi Al on 26 March 2014, 19:57:47
None yet...

Any volunteers :-\

I'm available but fat and ugly I'm afraid. ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: omega3000 on 27 March 2014, 20:58:22: Quote from: Kate on 27 March 2014, 20:55:37
Quote from: Taxi Al on 26 March 2014, 19:57:47
None yet...

Any volunteers :-\

I'm available but fat and ugly I'm afraid. ;D

:-* :-* :-* :-* ;D
Title: Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
Post by: martin42 on 27 March 2014, 21:18:01: Quote from: Kate on 27 March 2014, 20:55:37
Quote from: Taxi Al on 26 March 2014, 19:57:47
None yet...

Any volunteers :-\

I'm available but fat and ugly I'm afraid. ;D
How do we know if you wont put a pic up........