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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: willyboy on 15 June 2008, 12:33:18

Title: Joke !!
Post by: willyboy on 15 June 2008, 12:33:18

 

A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor !!', and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'.

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.

'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around.

There is silence for a few seconds before an elderly male voice is heard
from a distant corner..
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'I think my missus caught a glimpse....'
 ;D
 

 

 

 

Title: Re: Joke !!
Post by: Richie London on 15 June 2008, 12:52:59

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: Joke !!
Post by: maria on 15 June 2008, 13:43:30

Thats a good one  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke !!
Post by: Jimbob on 15 June 2008, 14:38:02

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke !!
Post by: FRE07962128 on 15 June 2008, 14:45:08

cruel but very good! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke !!
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 15 June 2008, 15:20:14

A little moderator pruning here to keep it on topic  :y

But, very good!

Title: Re: Joke !!
Post by: sassanach on 15 June 2008, 19:13:36

looks more like you used a chainsaw!!! ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke !!
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 15 June 2008, 19:35:17

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looks more like you used a chainsaw!!! ;D ;D

;D

Title: Re: Joke !!
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 15 June 2008, 19:35:50

Where have you been hiding Mr Sassanch... I have been looking for someone to drill a hole in the side of my Estate for me  :D  ;D

Title: Re: Joke !!
Post by: Vamps on 15 June 2008, 23:14:07

 ;D ;D ;D