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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 May 2014, 10:39:38
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£37 all in. I'm pleased with that. I also have the satisfaction of a job well done.
As the beautiful Mrs Opti ripped it from my grasp she gave me a look that said "If you ever say that you find my bitch of a sister attractive again, you're a dead man".
It's good to be back to normal once more...... ;) ;D ;D ;D
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;D You could always say her mother is tidy , see how that goes !
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;D You could always say her mother is tidy , see how that goes !
...oh yes. Great idea :y :y
Thinking about it now, my MIL is a real cougar. :-* :-* :-*
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;D You could always say her mother is tidy , see how that goes !
...oh yes. Great idea :y :y
Thinking about it now, my MIL is a real cougar. :-* :-* :-*
hold tight here we go again..
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It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet.... :-\ ;D
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It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet.... :-\ ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\
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It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet.... :-\ ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\
Maybe he's in denial? :-\
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It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet.... :-\ ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\
Maybe he's in denial? :-\
I can assure you both that I still have my balls.
They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are in full working order. ::) ::) :)
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Glad to hear it! :y
I'm sure the ladies of Lincolnshire tremble with anticipation/fear* when they hear that Lord Dr Opti is on the prowl! :P ;D
* Delete as appropriate.
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£37 all in. I'm pleased with that. I also have the satisfaction of a job well done.
As the beautiful Mrs Opti ripped it from my grasp she gave me a look that said "If you ever say that you find my bitch of a sister attractive again, you're a dead man".
It's good to be back to normal once more...... ;) ;D ;D ;D
A job well done :) You can rest at ease knowing whatever gets thrown at you can be fixed in a jiffy :P
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It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet.... :-\ ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\
Maybe he's in denial? :-\
I can assure you both that I still have my balls.
They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are in full working order. ::) ::) :)
That's not what your wife told me, Sad Sack. :P
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It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet.... :-\ ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\
Maybe he's in denial? :-\
I can assure you both that I still have my balls.
They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are in full working order. ::) ::) :)
That's not what your wife told me, Sad Sack. :P
They may swing lower than in my youth but that's a bit harsh.... ;D ;D
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http://www.hark.com/clips/wldwhfcgzz-whats-that-clanging-sound
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It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet.... :-\ ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\
Maybe he's in denial? :-\
I can assure you both that I still have my balls.
They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are in full working order. ::) ::) :)
I can desperately close to losing my left gonad in a bet with a work colleague, who said his home PC was not allowing him to view any secure webpages, or do Windows update or AV updates.
TB: "I bet my left gonad that the date is wrong"
Fortunately, the next day, he confirmed my gonad was safe, and it was a date problem. Phew!
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It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet.... :-\ ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\
Maybe he's in denial? :-\
I can assure you both that I still have my balls.
They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are in full working order. ::) ::) :)
I can desperately close to losing my left gonad in a bet with a work colleague, who said his home PC was not allowing him to view any secure webpages, or do Windows update or AV updates.
TB: "I bet my left gonad that the date is wrong"
Fortunately, the next day, he confirmed my gonad was safe, and it was a date problem. Phew!
never bet on your gonads ;D :y