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Title: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 May 2014, 18:38:51
I've just returned from the quack, he wanted to have a chat about my recent blood test results.

He's sending me to hospital for something called a 'bone marrow biopsy'

In it's most basic form, they remove a core of your bone marrow using something similar to a glorified corkscrew. Sounds like great fun. :y ;)

Has anyone on here undergone this routine procedure? .

 
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: biggriffin on 30 May 2014, 20:32:31
Ive had a kidney biopsy,a lymph node biopsy. And was told plenty of local anesthetic and you wont feel a thing,and they was right, but take some paracetamols before you go and after the procedure :y
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: 05omegav6 on 30 May 2014, 20:54:33
I would double check with Dr Cem your gp before taking anything on the way to it :-\
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: biggriffin on 30 May 2014, 21:03:31
The reason you take the paracetamols before and after is to ensure they are working to help with any pain you may get, but then iam not as under qualified as DR cem. Or a renal consultant who told me 8)
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: 05omegav6 on 30 May 2014, 21:08:52
Wasn't having a pop, but it would be an expensive mistake if it cost DrLord Opti his appointment is all :y
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 30 May 2014, 21:47:50
The reason you take the paracetamols before and after is to ensure they are working to help with any pain you may get, but then iam not as under qualified as DR cem. Or a renal consultant who told me 8)


ehem.. you mean over qualified probably ;D
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 30 May 2014, 21:49:10
I've just returned from the quack, he wanted to have a chat about my recent blood test results.

He's sending me to hospital for something called a 'bone marrow biopsy'

In it's most basic form, they remove a core of your bone marrow using something similar to a glorified corkscrew. Sounds like great fun. :y ;)

Has anyone on here undergone this routine procedure? .


never had it  :(  any pain relief drug will decrease the blood viscosity so talk to your doc :-\

Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: TheBoy on 31 May 2014, 09:24:09
It's only pain, it goes away :P
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: omega3000 on 31 May 2014, 09:52:30
Don't like the sound of that corkscrew bit  :( Hope all goes well Mr opti  :y
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 May 2014, 10:19:20
It's only pain, it goes away :P

My sentiments entirely. ;D
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 May 2014, 10:20:37
Don't like the sound of that corkscrew bit  :( Hope all goes well Mr opti  :y

I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend. ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 May 2014, 10:22:43
Personally, I think that the quack is overreacting. I feel as fit as a 'butchers dog'. :y

Lot of fuss about nothing really.
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 31 May 2014, 10:27:38
I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend. ;) ;D ;D

Sounds like you're talking from experience there M'lud?  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 May 2014, 10:30:33
I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend. ;) ;D ;D

Sounds like you're talking from experience there M'lud?  ::)  ;D

Maybe ::)...or maybe not ::)
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: TheBoy on 31 May 2014, 10:51:01
I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend. ;) ;D ;D

Sounds like you're talking from experience there M'lud?  ::)  ;D
Its the inevitable outcome when you tell the missus that her sister is hotter....
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 May 2014, 11:04:05
I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend. ;) ;D ;D

Sounds like you're talking from experience there M'lud?  ::)  ;D
Its the inevitable outcome when you tell the missus that her sister is hotter....

Yeah...but you should see the exquisite creature in question, TB. :-* :-* :-* :-*

The words just came out by themselves. :-\ :-\ The next I knew, a 'flying laptop' came hurtling toward me. :-\ ;D
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Stemo on 31 May 2014, 16:41:25
Don't like the sound of that corkscrew bit  :( Hope all goes well Mr opti  :y

I'd rather have the corkscrew in my bone than down my bellend. ;) ;D ;D
Don't knock what you haven't tried.
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: omega3000 on 31 May 2014, 18:01:53
Ive had an endoscope down my winky , not very nice at all especially when 3 students watching  :-[
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 31 May 2014, 18:07:28
Ive had an endoscope down my winky , not very nice at all especially when 3 students watching  :-[


nah.. good reason.. I would puke on them  ;D ;D ;D  bloody nhs >:(
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Entwood on 31 May 2014, 20:03:29
Ive had an endoscope down my winky , not very nice at all especially when 3 students watching  :-[

Been having them annually for the past 6 years .. and every 3 months or so for the 9 years before that ... only good things I can think of to say .... 15 years ago the thing was the size of co-ax cable and I had a general anesthetic every time .... and I believe the picture was a very grainy black and white ... now the cable is so thin you don't get (or need)  any anesthetic at all - not even the gel stuff they used for a while - and the picture is very clear and in full colour.

Yup .. I watch while they do it !!

Hopefully this year will be the 10th fully clear year and that will be the end of it .. :)
Title: Re: Hospital tests for Doctor Opti
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 31 May 2014, 20:14:56
Ive had an endoscope down my winky , not very nice at all especially when 3 students watching  :-[

Been having them annually for the past 6 years .. and every 3 months or so for the 9 years before that ... only good things I can think of to say .... 15 years ago the thing was the size of co-ax cable and I had a general anesthetic every time .... and I believe the picture was a very grainy black and white ... now the cable is so thin you don't get (or need)  any anesthetic at all - not even the gel stuff they used for a while - and the picture is very clear and in full colour.

Yup .. I watch while they do it !!

Hopefully this year will be the 10th fully clear year and that will be the end of it .. :)

Your todger must be so big that the cable dosn't touch the sides for you to be able to tolerate that!!  :o  ;D