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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 July 2014, 13:04:52
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A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband "I'm fat, I'm ugly, and I'm unattractive. Please give me a compliment to make me feel better about myself."
He replies...."your eyesight is excellent dear"...... :y
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There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D
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There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D
Midlife? You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that ;D
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There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D
Midlife? You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that ;D
Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2 were clearly far more measured in their reactions ;D
Mrs Opti 3 would, at a guess be younger, and therefore more volatile :-\
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There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D
Midlife? You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that ;D
Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2 were clearly far more measured in their reactions ;D
Mrs Opti 3 would, at a guess be younger, and therefore more volatile :-\
Or deaf possibly ??? :D :D :D ;D
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;D selectively so if The Lap Top Incident was anything to go by ::)
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If I were to give my wife a compliment, she would be watching me likke a hawk for weeks afterwards, convinced I was up to something!
;D
Ron.
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And dont buy chocolates for them ::)
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Its probably better than saying her hot sister is better looking....
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Its probably better than saying her hot sister is better looking....
No chance of that with my missus
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A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband "I'm fat, I'm ugly, and I'm unattractive. Please give me a compliment to make me feel better about myself."
He replies...."your eyesight is excellent dear"...... :y
I'm sure she will take it very well Dr Bobbitt. ;D ;D ;D
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i always did but to late now :( :(