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Title: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 July 2014, 13:04:52
A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband "I'm fat, I'm ugly, and I'm unattractive. Please give me a compliment to make me feel better about myself."

He replies...."your eyesight is excellent dear"...... :y




Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 07 July 2014, 13:52:20
There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: Gaffers on 07 July 2014, 14:58:48
There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D

Midlife?  You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that ;D
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 07 July 2014, 15:17:55
There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D

Midlife?  You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that ;D
Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2 were clearly far more measured in their reactions ;D

Mrs Opti 3 would, at a guess be younger, and therefore more volatile  :-\
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: henryd on 07 July 2014, 15:28:04
There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis ;D

Midlife?  You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that ;D
Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2 were clearly far more measured in their reactions ;D

Mrs Opti 3 would, at a guess be younger, and therefore more volatile  :-\

Or deaf possibly ??? :D :D :D ;D
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 07 July 2014, 15:30:03
 ;D selectively so if The Lap Top Incident was anything to go by ::)
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: Bigron on 07 July 2014, 17:51:24
If I were to give my wife a compliment, she would be watching me likke a hawk for weeks afterwards, convinced I was up to something!
 ;D

Ron.
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: omega3000 on 07 July 2014, 18:24:49
And dont buy chocolates for them  ::)
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: TheBoy on 07 July 2014, 19:47:31
Its probably better than saying her hot sister is better looking....
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: Gaffers on 08 July 2014, 14:12:39
Its probably better than saying her hot sister is better looking....

No chance of that with my missus
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: Rods2 on 08 July 2014, 17:50:59
A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband "I'm fat, I'm ugly, and I'm unattractive. Please give me a compliment to make me feel better about myself."

He replies...."your eyesight is excellent dear"...... :y

I'm sure she will take it very well Dr Bobbitt. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Give your wife a compliment.
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 10 July 2014, 06:51:19
i always did but to late now :( :(